What hill will you die on?

I love Fate and think it's much more intuitive. DND tends to crush player creativity with a lot of "sorry that's just flavor", and guides players towards "just move and attack".

Clearly in the game system the quality of the hit impacts damage...just only in 5% of cases. Is a little odd.

I’m not sure I agree about splitting hit and damage feeling weird,

It feels weird to me when you roll a really big number to hit their AC, and then roll the minimum for damage. Or the other way, where you just barely roll their AC and then roll max damage. There are narrative ways you could justify it, but I don't see why you would want to. It's not adding anything worth having to the experience, imo. The game doesn't care if you beat the check by 0 or 20. It's just an extra step and the information is discarded.

I think pf2e fixes this.

Forgot in my original: DND 5e barely has a concept of degree of success

'If you had read my email, you'd know that the three most common passwords are "Sex, secret, and GOD." So if her Majesty would change her password?'

I hate that soooo much. It's the scummiest companies that do this to force you to use their app. Even banks do it.

Those are rookie numbers! 😅

Do it. Stop writing about what you would do on your phone.

Here's an idea: get an old phone supported by lineageos and just don't install any apps or even f-droid. This is essentially a modern iphone 1(the first). Not totally dumb but dumb enough to not be a distraction.

̴̫͉̪̟͖̯̩̝̹̖̄̏̅̍͗̉́̆̓̏͋̉̕͜ ̴͍͑̅̐͋̍̅̌̅̽̍͝ ̷̢̧̣̯̙̳̀̒̑̈́͐́͐̽̕̕͜͝ ̵̧̢̘̘̗̲̝̪͔̫̲̼̀͜͝ͅ ̶̧̯̘̲̲̠͚̙͔̫͓̓̉̀͠ ̴͔̫̞̳̹̥̱͚̙́́́̑͑̏Ş̴̢̛̰̫͙́́̀̇͋̓͌́̿͗p̶̗̀́͋͑͌̈̈͜e̵̘̮̜̖̫̙̤͂͑̅͆ļ̶̞͓̘͔̘̈́͋̈́l̸̨̪̭̤͍̮͎͚̣͙̣̀̔̓ͅy̸̤͔̯̙̖͍̌͋̐̋̓̄͑̒͒̏̿̕͝ń̴̻̺̘̯̗͙̈́͛ͅg̷̨̞̻̪̻̤̥̥͚͙̯̣͓̺̈̆͆͆̒͗̽̏́̈́̃̎͠͠͠ȩ̸̛̯̞͉͖̩̞̟̭̱̳͖̼͙͖̀̀̔͑ ̷̣̾̽͌̃̐͊̌͝͝ą̸̢̖̏̒́́͆̒̈́̐̇̃̈n̴̨̰̣̦͙̼̹̜̺̩̉d̴͙̤̥̭̠̜̦̲̗͇̖̦̠̗͈̈͋̽̄̕ ̶̨̧͙͈͈̣͎̯̽̀̎̕͝ģ̸̟͈̰̦̬͇̫̦̇̀̋͒̈͗̅͒͘r̵̬̼͉̘̮͇̟͖͛̽̽̃a̵̛͖̠̪͌̉̇̌̓̂̊̎̚͘m̵̛̛̛̦͍̃͌̂ȩ̶̛͇̮͓̱̜̣̟͔̤͕̇̋̌͊͑̃̽̑̽̐̄̒̈͆ͅr̴̡͖̗̣̞̙̙̥̰̥̯̂̍̑̾̄͑̊̃̾̆̓ͅͅe̸̘͔̖̠̳̙͋̽̊̽̒̂̎̈́̒̚͜͝ ̷̛̬̔̒̍̌̓͆͒̒̂̾̑̈́̚ͅb̸̨̞͙̯̤̣̮̒̇͌̿́̋̂̓̋͆͌̕̚͝͝ẹ̵̛̛͍̣̫̫̭̞̰̣̲̖̤̔̈́̈́̍̓͊̄̽̄̌̽͘̚ņ̵̼̥̲̻̹̩́̑͗́ͅͅ ̶̧̣̼̖̪̘̙̮͂̿͊̓̑͒̂͌̈́̄̎̅̓̐̉ǫ̴̗̦̻̦̤̭̲͍̯̱̬̉̒̿̔̎͆͐͐͘͜f̴̗͎̤͙̲͖̳̪̈́̀͐̊̀̂ͅ ̶̗̮̬̤̤̜̒̉̏̇̈́̊̈́̆̓͂͌́͋͠͝g̶̨̘̥̜͎̣̭̫͔͔̅̊͜r̵͖͇̗͙̓̓́̇è̷̝̐̎̀̈́̊͘͝͝e̸̢̠͕̜̩̤̖̻̣̼̜͎̋͆͆̓͆̈́̈́̃̈́̚͜͜͝t̷̜̲͊́͑ ̸̢̐͒̈́́͗͒̔͋̎̄̕͝i̸̡̙̟̰̱̯̙̍̌m̷̗͎̫̗̋̐̐͂̈̒͜͝p̸̢͙̥̗̘̞̠͎̙̜̗̻͎͂̚o̶̙̘͙͙̲͜͝r̷̡͐ţ̸̧̱̠̯̙̜̜͂̍̈͂͌͊̑̿̐̄͘͝͝ͅà̵̙͔̭̳͇̭͉̫̙͎̝̖̓̐̉̈́͛̐̈̌͠͝ų̸̼͖̺̅͑͋́n̶̞̙̙̫͐̎́͛̉̀̽̕c̵̟̔̈́̌͗̾͋̍͝͝e̵̛͎̜̗̮̹͎̘͊̽̑͂̍̀́́̍̎̆̚͘͜.̷̟͉͍̲̫̩̗̪̩͚̾ ̷̨͇͍̺̥̤̯̖̜̊́́̆̿͐͒̓̏̏͝ ̶̡̧̢̨͔̝̻͓̞̤͔̩͚̝̍͂̕ͅ ̸̝͎̥̥̜̘̎̓̑̇́̅͐̈́̊̈́̔̕͘ ̶̨̙̣͖̟̰̀͜ ̸̨̟̼̦̭͚̼̺̊́̑̔̋͆͌͑̉̓̓̋̿́͝ ̵̺̠̦͚̞̣͊̾̅̐̽Ạ̶̮̟̜̪̗̖͉̣̫̦͓̲̿t̶̡̧̡̬̻̭̩͍̺̲̊̔̈̎̈́̾͠ ̴̣̱̹͍͍͖̖̤̲͉͔̙̐̅̾̀͋t̵̡̧̜̝̯͖̼͙̓͂́̎̋́ͅḩ̸̱̲͈̹̯̤͛͊̾͑͑̎͒͆̍̒͂͗̌̚͜͜e̸͓̣̰̜̜̪̰̺̭̬̹̘̣͑̒̈͜ ̶̬̜̺͑̏́̑̉̉̋̿ļ̸̡̺͚̜͈̖̮̳̱̰̟̝͆͂̀̌̑͒͗̈́̿̋̕͝͝e̷̝̘̫̟͕͇̼̼̳̺̠̱͊̑̅͐̚͜e̶̼̜͍͓͓̖͔̦͕̭̱̅̿̓̎̎̎̉͝͝ͅs̷̢̢̛̲͉̬̮̗̯͙̹̥̑͐̋̒̀͌̾̒́͘͘͝ţ̷̛̬̜͇̞̈́̾̏́̍̃̒̈̈́͋̂̚͝e̸̡̟̦̭̬̊̓̿͜͠,̴̡̧̯̝̲͇̣̰̟͇̰͕̩̌̓̓̍͒̆̐̍̒̂́̏̐͘͜ͅ ̵̜̜̳̺̹͓͙̯͙̮͎̟̻̄̀̒̀͘͝͠à̸̢̱̩͚͇̰̖̊͊̿̑̓̈́̊͛͐̍͗̍̚ͅs̸̡͕̮̼̅s̴͈̻͔̊̋͂͑́̇̕͝͠͝a̸̢̡̙̖͈̪̥͕͚͔͙̗̒̋̆͐̌̓͒̕͠y̵̒̅̓̅̇͂̍̋̇̈́̚͜ę̴̜͎̱̙̜̫̦̥͇̊̋̔t̵̙͈̬̯͓̲̤̰́́́̀͂͐͝ͅh̶̡̧̢͕͍̺͓̟̬̖̬̱̻̬̗̽̈́͋̎̅̅̂͂̂̀̎̏͌̓͘ ̶̢̘̯͎̞͚̬̳̹̤̯̪̒̔̂͂͌̕̚͝ţ̸̱̘̝̠̬̀̿̇̀̚ó̶̢͚͕̲͎͍̖̙̤͉̰͕͌̉́͐͆ ̸̰̞̣̺͓͉̜̬̋̉̐̓̍̽͘͠d̷̢̛̼͍̳͕̥̙͈̯̤̯̲͍͗̀͗̓́͘͘͠o̷̗̣͚̾̈́̑̌̓̌̏̿̚o̷͕̼̦͐̑͛͑̈́̆̽͂͌̓̓̓̈́́̉n̴͍͎̊̅̓͊̇͗͒̀̍̋̃̌͆̐ ̴̺͍̖̣̙͍̰̪̪͈̬̮͑̊̽͊̈́͗͑̍͌̀̅̈́̚ḯ̵̱̻̓ţ̷͓̯̼̮̹̗̳͕̱̰̘̃̄̐͝ ̶̤̙͍́̎̓̅̈́͘ͅẘ̶̨̡̨̛͔̣͍̤͖̜̊͗̀̌͛̈́̂͝ḛ̵̡͖̎̈́͌̀͊̽̽̈́͂̐ĺ̶̢̢̧͖̣͍̯̘̺̰̦̝̈́͆͊̿͛̌̀͑̕͘͘͜͜͝.̷̢̨̤̲͈͚̣̝͖̝͙̜̱̥̠̔̉̃͆̃̈́̔̃͌̀̐ ̴̢̧͈̠̱͓̖͙̟̬͉͖̥̏̓ͅ ̴̗͍͇̻͖̺͎̱́͐̀ ̵̨͍̙̍̽͛̅̾̈͝͠ ̶̹̰̖̳̻͆̓͌͒̈́͋̋ ̶̧̲̱̮̣̜̦͖̙͍͚̳̈́̈́̊̑̆̀̓̽̓̈́̄͌̓͘͜͜͜ ̵̢̣̝͙̻̩͕͔̠̫̘̫̺̠͆̀̀̿ͅṢ̸̡̩̓͛̄̒̾̐̏̈́͝a̷͔̩͕̮͗̍͌͜v̷̨̨̮̫̜̖̻̥̤̜̼̈́̑͊́͒̊̓̂̆̏̔̚ͅe̴͈̹̮̗͕̰͑͒̒̀͂̌̓̃̑͛̀̿̔́̇ ̵̡̯͎̹̟͈̖̘̦̮͆͒͐̂̌̍̍͋͂͑͝ş̶̳͈̱͔͇͔̟͚̣͛̎̓̓͒̅͌͗͐͋͘͠p̵͕̱̠̼̼̥͇̭͆̿̈́͠è̵̠͕̼̦͇̈́̀̽̈̈́̿̂̏̐̄̌̑͝c̵̡̏͑̏̕h̷̡̢̛͍̯̳̲̩͕̬̝̤̎͐͌̅e̸̙̖̜͙̝͖̜͙͖͝ ̶͚̺͇̥̝̦̼̗͈͛̀̒̓̍̀̂̐̈́̕ͅw̶͎̰̘̫̤͎̫̗͉͉̄̔̊̉͠ͅi̴̙͒̊̃̈̅t̴̖͙͈͙͍̗̹͉̣̟͉̒̊̆̇̈h̸̛̳̪͕̆̍̑̓͆̃̏̓̎̈́̑̚̚̚ͅ ̴̖̮͙̩̰̠̺̞̞͇̮̏̾́̈́̕͘͝͠͝͝f̸̡̰͍̦͈̟̝̩̟̯̭̯̺̑͋̉̄̊̿͊͊͛͑̐͘͝͝ó̵͉̜̘̫̪͙̮͙̥̂̽̊̈͗́̏̒̚ͅl̵̨͍̣̞̟̺̟̥̯̘̬̿̌̇̈́͋k̴̠̦̜͔̱̥̒̓̋͊͑̽͂͐̅̿͒̈́,̷̛͕̫̳̮͎̠͛͌̾̍͋̚͠ ̴̨̲͕̪́̄̆͑̑͑͊̂͛͠͝i̵̙̻̙̩̦̬̹͊̑̽̓̋̏͠ṱ̴̩͍̗̺͎͉̝͉͗̔̉̋̓̑̇̿̅̅͐͐̃̇̕ ̷̖̘̲̳͍̰͓̭̙̪͖̫̬̹̱̓͊̑̈͋̎i̴̡͇̟͈̘̦̳͙͓̞͊̓̾̄̌̀̆̌͂̓̊͐͘͜͜͠ͅs̴̡̨̠̭͓̭̰͈͈̤̲̾͜ ̸̛̲̼̫̍̉͂̐͑̈́̐̈̊̒̂̽̕̕t̸̹̯̻̜̙͖͍͚̏̈́̄͂̓̌͌̋̅͐̿͌̿̓ḩ̴͈͎̊̾̃͐̽̃͒͑͘ͅę̷̨͓͈͈̥͚̲͎̏́̈́̔͑͐̋̅͋̏̍͊͌ ̵̥̫̜̺͕̊ͅm̶̧̮̝̉̐͆̓̇͋̿̍̅̅̀ä̴̧͉̠̳́͒̿̿͗͒̌͆̅̚̕n̷̛̤͊͌̏̍ę̷̢͍̩̮̹̩͕͉͍̖̟̼̬̈́̈́̅̍̑̒̾͒͋͌͆́̚r̷̡̧̛̮̰̫̾͑̅̿̎̂̇͛̽͆͒̍̕̕͜ȩ̵̧̢̛͍̦͔̰̬̮͇̣̬̰̐͒̏͂̎̆̋̈́̕͠ ̷̟̤̜̦̖͍͉̊̓ͅw̷̞̩̖͇̞͇̥̭̜͚͎̔̏͝h̴̢͈͓̟̟̻̙̖͚͇̞̬̺́̃͆͌̈͛̅͗͛̀̎̋̕͝ͅe̴̖̔̀͒̏͐̐̾̃̈̏̾͝͝͠r̴̛̩̞͋̾̒́̾̃̎̊̋̐̌̀͐ę̸̨͓̥̪̰̪̦̘͎̩̰͖̠̂͌͌̎͊͌̂͗͂͝ͅḅ̷̬̩̗̜̮͇̮̈́͛̊̿̅̆̐͛̉̐̕͘͝y̸̡̨̭̬̰̰͓̞̜͔̖̯͈̋̓̉͒͠ ̸̻̈́ẅ̶̖̙̤̬̻̟̲͙̼̼́̍̑e̴̱̣͚͙̳̻͈̠̠͈̣͊̈̓̓̑̈́̿̿̂̊͑̌͜ ̷͕͕̤̻̥͈̇͂̿͗͐͋͒͠ç̸͔̹̬̹̖̥̥̲̀̊̍̂͑̓͊̚o̸̥̥̔̀̈́̽̏͂̉̏̒̀̿̊m̷̛̘̝̖̻̻̰͎͓̩̙̈́͒͗̒̊̉̽͌̂͘̕m̶̧͚̼̱͛͐̂͒͛͗̏̾̔̈͑̽̚u̶̧̡̧̟̬̜̻͚̩̻̞̱̹̓̃͗̄̐̍͋̕ͅn̵̟̳̿͑̈́̽͒̒̀̾̎̓̏͝ę̴͓͈͙͖̅́̈́̐̓͑͗̈́͜ͅ ̸̢͓̦͍̯̩͈͒̆͑͜w̵̯̗̤̘̺̯͉̤̻̘̖̤͕̰̫̄i̴̧̛̘͔̞͙̫͉͇̲̋͗͌̓̏͋͆̑͜t̶̟̳͚͎͔̰͈̦̥̩̹̫͔̀́̇̇͜͜ȟ̷̨̛̛͓͇̖̅̏̍͛̉̅̔̈́̀͐̎̿ ̴̘̱̘̘̤̐͗͊͌̓̓͑̑̉̚͘͠o̷̰̘̝̗̯͇̯̩͂͝t̶̖͇͍͚̀̓ḫ̷̡̡͙̺̹̖̩͇̞̗͍͕̥̑͊̀̊ͅĕ̴̠̭̫̳̀̔̂̇͗̐̈́͛̈́͌̊r̸̡͕͖̜̮͂̈̈́̈̈́̔̚̚͠͠͝ȇ̶̙͖͈̘̟̻̲͓̮̖̙͓̮̹͐̂̕.̸͈̜͂̈́ ̵̤̀̿I̶̳̖̩̎̑̂͊̔̾͊͘t̶̘͎̣̻͌͊͗̿̉́͌̆ ̷̟̪̺̦̤̣͕̩͙͚̜̰̣͒̊̇̌̌̍͆̓̓̕m̴̲̈́̌̅̆̋̇̊̎͝ą̵̡̆̂́̃͛͆̐̔̓̐̏̀̉͒͆y̸̹͎͖̓̎́́̒́͊͝͝͝ ̸͙͚̭̲̩̭͈͚̹̪͚̙̦́̂̈͜͜b̶̲͎͋̐͒͊̓̃͗̽̒̉͠ͅe̵̢͕̖̥̱̫̫̒̈́͑̈́͛̀͑̏̆̋̕͜ͅ ̵̙͌̾̽̽̈͑̅̈́̅̕i̴̧̿̓̓͑̔̊̋͑͠n̸̨̧̦̠̦̼͙̥̓̉͜ͅ ̸̜̥̘͇̤̲͉͙̪̝̮̖͑̂̏̌ͅc̵̙̰̗̤̬̔r̵̜̗͇̬͇͔͙̞̠̟̱̰̜̠͊̐̍̋ȧ̶̧̳͚̗̗̫͇̰͕̙͔̗̬̂̓͊̃̆̽̅̎̀͐̚̚̕͘f̷̢̡͓͉̪̮̻̪̦̭̭͎͎̽̔͐̅̑̈́̚͘͝ẗ̸̡̹̗̲̣͎͇̮̳̟́̈́̒̍̓͐͒͋͊̾̕͝ ̸̡̫̩̩͈̣̳͈̯̘̻̫͗̚(̷̛̰̩̭̠̩̋͑̽̀͊̏̓̋t̷̨̡͖̯̙̜͎̑̒͌̍͐̿̆̆̋ḫ̸̈̎͑̕͘̕͠͝a̵͈̖͇̪̦̲̥̱͔̭͓͐̿̎̈́̇͊͊͗̈́͂͘͝ẗ̴̛̛̗̗̺͙͚̫̪̦̦̮̤́̌̊̈̎̾͘̕͠ͅ ̴̧͍̖͎͇̀̇̄̇͐͒̈́̄͑͊̒ḯ̶̹̼̲̪̦͗͒͑̐̓̉̚͜ş̶̛̝̭̰͉̈́̍͐̾̎̽̃̇̽͝,̶̢̠̝̹͓̰͒̈́͋ ̴̨̤̪̻͕͍̫͚̳̣̻̝͕͋̾̔̀̔̄̔͂̇͑̀̃̾̈́ͅͅp̵̯̱͇̳͍͙̥̩̖̳̰̄͒̌̊̇̃̉̚ͅṛ̴̡͉̜̟͖͓̀͒̒̐͌̕ơ̸̢̢̧̳͚͕͔̠̫͍̇͗͐̋̓̈́̊̋̓̈́̈͘f̴͉̣̦̅̐̄̏̏͐̏̐̉͋͛̌̑͝e̵̛̤͆̑̔̒͗̄̀̄̾̎̕̚s̷̢͖͚͕͚̻͖͑̉̈́͋̈́̎͒̈̏̔̊̉͝s̴͈͇̭̲̻̠͐̈́͛͐̕į̶̥͈̗̰̬͇̜̤̳̺̆͆̿̓͆̇́̽͜͠ơ̸̬͎͍̬̬̻͙͙̩̏͑̋̈́̓́̿͂̐̈̀͝n̷̹̣̝̟͔̝͐̿͋͒͆͝à̷̛̻̖̹̗͙̳̈́̆͒̍̍̈͐̓͜ļ̸̹͖̙͙̲͖̹̱̰͌͂́̓̉́͒̊̏̊̄́̀̕̕ ̸̗̈͛̏̂̒̎̒̈́̐̇͘͝w̷̛̛͕̼̑͌͠͝ī̴̻͚̀͗̑͒͛̄̿s̷̨̛̝̬͓̳̲̘͎͕̅͌͊̊́̿͐̈͊́̽͆ë̸̡̨̖̯̳̣̼̖̲̭͈̝́̑̓̎̄)̶̨̣̟̰̣͍̦̝̆̀͐̎̓͂̄̎͂̐̑͐̚͝͝,̶͔̜͎͇̗͈̜̖̺̤͔͙̍̃̒ ̸̡̝̳̩̈́͊̒̈̉͒o̴͈̼̯͓̜̫̬̺͕̥͇̼̙̅̄̀͆͘̚͝r̶̨̩͉̊̇͑̒͘ ̸̢̦̽͒̈́̔͑̾̾̋̆̽̏͘͝ȉ̸͎̈̇͌̈́̇̑̈́̃͗́̂͌̂̎n̴̻͙͔͒̋̄͗̈́͆̚ ̶̛̹̪͎̖̬̳̟̃́͋̒͂́̉͌̏̽͝ľ̶̨͉͖͖̞̯̑̈́̈̈́̇͋͐ḭ̸̟̐̊͊͋͆͒͗̓̍g̸̨̧̖̬͍͍̘͋͐͗̈́̈́̐̚͠h̷̛͚̙̻̺͌̽̾̇̎̅̈̃̾͑͝ţ̴̯͔̥̗͓̝̹͍́̓̃̈́͂͊̓ͅn̶̙̞͔̺͖̻̙̪̮̻̟̪̈̑̓̓́̕͠ȩ̸͇̞͎̖̞̞̞͉͖̹͉̇͆͘s̶̰̊s̸̙̆́é̶̛͖̩̣͈̭͍͍̳̖͚̞͇̣̣̱̈̈́̊̓̉͗̓͠ ̷̞̐̾͌͒(̸̧̝̜̞̮͙̤̹̙̗̿̂̊͑̍̿̕c̵̡̛̥̳̙̥̭̬̞̟̼̱̟̀͌̇̕̚̕̕͝͠a̶̧̢̰̺͓̳͔̬͚̣͇̠̋̐̉͆̑́̊̕̕͜͝͠ş̵̛̛͚̭̱̯̂͐̊̓͋̃̏̓̑̅ư̴̦͉̹̭̩̞͔̟͖̥̘̿͗̒̊͒͛͆͑̍͠a̴̞̿͆̉̋́͋̌̒̊͆̐̈́̚͝l̶̢̨̲̯̱̤̺̻͈͉͎͎͕̜̣̂l̷̛̥̮̹̺̏̽͊̒̍͊͂̍͊̃̎̀ẏ̵̢̨͔̤͕̻̲͈͙͎̳͛͗́͒͝ͅ)̷̨̧͇̮̼̬͖̐͆̂̑̑͐̊͊͛̀̓̌̓͝͝,̶̨̟̖̲̰̠͚̳̖̘̉͒̐͒͐̍̈́͗̑̈́̓̈́͘ ̸̨̬̣̙̦̝̭̼́͜͜o̴̥̝̘̫̱͈͐̓́̌̆̏͊̉̚͘͝͠ř̶̨̨̳̰̬̙̞͔̬͌̈́́͌̉͑͋̔̀ ̴̢̧̳̦͈͔̲͍͎̳͎̗͋̒͒́̀w̶̨̢̯̣͖͎̳̞̲̮̩̙̯̆̐̏̍͆̀̿́̆͐̑͂͝ī̶͇̭̣̭̙̈t̴̡̛̬̙̝̭͉̰̳̟͍̿̓̄̃͛́̌̓̔͊̋͘̕͜͠h̸̝̞͝ ̶̫͗͋̏̽̓͋̌̈́̃̽̋̊f̸̥̔̔̾͒̑̀̌̃̎̀̀̕̕͝ē̶̛͙̘͓̗̟͕̪̘̺̼̣͐̾̀́̆̂̿̍͂̈̿͝l̸̨̗̯̠͓̂͒̆̈́̚ͅḁ̸̡̨̛̛̳̰̞͈͉̳̩̟̈́̃̓̈́̏̀̒̋̍̃̎̆́w̶̧͕͎͔̞̃̊̑͛͌̄̊͂͜͝é̵̖̦̖͚̼̩͇͙́̇̂̋̉̏͝ṣ̵͎̩̺̘̲̰̖̱́͛̄͆̓̈́̇͆͌̓͑͘͘̚͜ͅ ̷̮̪̜̪̥̰̖̤̬̰̬̫͇̒̎͐͐̄̑͗͘͜͝a̴̰̺̻͋͒̽̿͗́̍̉̈͘̚ͅņ̶̧͉͖̰̫̗͖͇̹̪͊̏̒̀͐d̸̛̛̛͖͕͓̫͍̩̋̐̍̈̊̚̚̚͠ ̷̢̖͍̥͚̮̱͈̩̰̰̬͆͛̀̋͛̋̉̍͂͌̔͝ͅf̵̳̈̐͐̿̂͆̆͠r̴̞̻̦͎̜͓͕̝̈̕̚͠ͅe̷̢̗͇͈̪̹̳̮̝͕̬̹͇̖̓́̚ͅn̵̡̬͔̠͈̮̘͕̞̘̹͚̳̠̈́̿̈̑̈́̀̅͑̑̇͘͜d̵̖͔̰̣͕͇̼̲̝͓̅͜e̶̛̳͋̉͌̾̈̇̅̌͊̏͘s̵͎̠͚̹̫͖̬͙̾̐̽͜ͅ.̷̨̪̻̮̥̹͑̽͛̀̽̌͝ ̴̯͚͈̳̘̬͖̰̱̠̊̒̈́̐͊̇̀̕ͅW̴̡̧̼̞̦̟̜͍̹̹̤͇͙͂͆̃͊̒̓̇̊̀̚͝ḭ̶͚̹̣̳́̄͜t̶̛͕͕͈̜͖͈̻̆̅̓̋̈́̋ͅh̴̢̢͇̰̯̪̳̖̼̮̥̞͊͂́̈̾̄̎ ̶̢̙͙͎͔̜̮̰̳͔͔͖͈̻̏͗̑̏f̴̰͍̀͊͌̀̏͗̂̎̅̅r̸̤̭̪̻̥̍̇́̏̽̊͆̕ę̷̧͖̲̉̾̓̂̐n̵̢̦̮̳̊̽̒̿̽́̈́̄̕̕͘͝͠d̸̢̡͕͇̔͑̉͗̈́̕͝͝e̴͚̾̄͋͐̄̕͝ś̸̘͌̆̂͑́̆̄̀,̷̪̲̩͉̙̤͎̝̰̯͔͒̊́͠͝ ̵̦͕̙̞̤͓͒͛͘m̵̡̛͉͈̘̳͚̞̭͙͖̺̱̉͋̆́̈́̊͂̂͆̔̚̕e̷͔̰̠̪̠͉͉̘̳̎͋̈́̽͐̑̅̋̾͗͗̚̚ͅn̶̛̛͎̟͎̬̘̺̫͈͈̂̓̓͗͋͌͜͠ ̶̪̓͑͐̌̀̽͐̽̓̈́̚͠m̷̥̘̠͖͙̣̘̩͚͔͔̣̝͎͂̍̅̔̌͂̋̕̕͝ͅo̴̧͈͑̒̈̽̉̓̃̆̋͠w̸͈̙̻̯̳̳͔̬͚̼̮̖͕̎ͅe̸̢̢̙̬̳͙̪͉̮͐͝ͅ ̴̢̛̰̭̳̞̤̭͙̍̋̔̎̐͆͊̎̕b̶̛̟̈́̓͛͜͜ͅe̴͉̫̺̣̼̬͚̟͙͚̾̂̇̀̇̔̋̅͆͑͘͝ ̶̬͕͕̖͉̞̘̝͙͖̟̄̓͑͛̉͜ͅf̶̧̡̢̦͉̮̹̼̹͙̜̩̪͚̱̊̀͌͘ṳ̴̢͚̥͖͎̼͔̖̲̻͇̺͖͌̽̾͑͊ͅl̵̤̠͔͖͎̱͍̖͙̓̑̉̒͛̂̅̏͂̂̾͋̇̍͝ ̵̧͎͙͇͙̪̈́̍̈͒͛̏́͌̕u̴̮̻̩̣̿͗͌̀̓̕͠n̷͓̗̦̮̞̙̜͍͋̋̂c̸̛̰̓͗̄̅̈̈́̌͗̋͛̚͠ͅe̵̡̡̧͔̝̺̱̻̞̯͕͉̔̀͗͆̅̃̇̓̄̂͐̅͊͘͝r̴̢̨̺̯̫͓̥͖̦̤͈̬͆̃̊̿͑̑̂̋́̋̽̚̚ȩ̶̨͕͓͓͇̓̿̂̆̿͂̓̀̔̇͘m̶̧̨̧̧̻̻̦̣̠̮̘̝͇͉̩̐͋̎̅̐̀̾̕̕̚͝ơ̸͉͐̍̃̃̚͝n̷̥͔̔̀ǐ̵̢̛̲̮̟͉̜̠̲̮̥͓͎̳͇͌ͅǒ̶̫̼͓͍̹̻̗̯͌̍̄̿̿̆̅̅̓̓͒͗̓̕ú̵̩̤̦͎͕̙̞͛̾̔̃͐̅̄́̇͂̈́͝s̶̨̜̯̻̲̪̼̝͖̭͖͈̠̓͌,̷͖̤̣̫́̈̉̒͑̿̾̇͝ ̷̲̻̺͙̟̩̺͐̄̌͂̓̀̀̚͜͠a̸̧̢̧͈̬̞͔͙̤̩͚͒̊͋̇͂̒̓͆̊͐͊͒̀͆n̶̞͐̎̋̈́͌̾̽̇̚ḍ̶̨͉̻͖͎̺̯̣͛́̋̌͊ ̸̫̜͙̭͔̝͖̳̺̜̖̮̤̑̂͗̅͂̃̽͋̕͜͜ỵ̵̲̹̘͕͙̩̠̈͂̔̓̐̀̈͆̋̉i̵̢̧̦̟̪͖̜̫̥͓̭̙̦͍̘͆̆̄͋̌̚͝ḟ̶̢̓̓̂͌͑͒́̄͘͝ ̸̢̨̹̮̰͍̻̱̲̻̾͐̾̍̓̕ï̷̛̘̹͖̿̆́̄͌̈́̕t̶͖̙͖̪̪͖̖̓̒ͅ ̷̡͖͈͖̬̣͍͔͇̥̪̜̰͚̿̏͂̈̎̎̿̀̈͒̈̍͠b̷̮̟͔͎̭̤͎͚̗͎̼̲̫̖̎͜ě̴̻̝̜̺͙̼͎̣̜͛̒͆͆̀̃̐̍̌̏̅̽ ̶̢̲̯̰͚̫̹̦̪̘͑̍̎͝t̴͈͈̀h̵͖͈̭̭̗̤͙̯̱̀̓̕̕͠ͅỳ̵͓͇̤̟ ̷̮͓̫̣̰̟̮͖͕̀̃̚w̴̛̟͙̤̮̟̝̙͕̓̊̾͐̍͒͛̐̕o̵̧̱̪̟̙̗̪̹̫̥̱͉̺̹̊̐̈̈́͒̓̽͠n̵̛̘̤͇̩̤̙̐̈́͂̎̉͌̿̅̏͗̃͛͜͜͝͠e̴̜͉͖̲͓̦͉̽,̶̨̛̦͚̫̜͕̙̥͆̿̍̀́̅̔̇͌̈́͗͘͝ ̵̛͇̝͇̆͑̈́̐̆͒̂̇̾̚̕͝ṯ̵̢̛̛̼͕̣̝̤̙̬̘͍̲̞̫͖͊̂̈́̃́̂ḫ̸̢̥̮͌̍́̑̏̋̿̆̍̏̚͠͝o̵̢̺̯̖͓̘͔̘̩͔̜̐̌̊u̷̢̲͚̜͔̰̱͙͖̼̺͛̈́̂ ̴͇̩̭̤̽m̸͇̉͆̄͋̚͜ì̵̭̤̳͖̆̉͜ḡ̴͔̳͚͒h̴̨̢̛͓̗͇̱̗͑͌̀̈́ţ̴̜̲̪͍͓̼̯̖̼̒̀̌̉̇̉̉̓̔̏͒̉͂͠ȩ̶̼̥̫̯̣̻̘̑̇̈̄̈́̓̄̅̽̾̀̇̀͌͘s̵̛̛̮̝̞̻̪͓͚͚͈̘̪̯̖̭̿̈͑͆́̈̑͝t̴̨͙̺̞̮͇̻̠̬̰̲̃̏̾͂̏̈́̀̎͘̚͜͠ ̷̧̛̜͖̞̄̓̕s̶͉̱̳̐̍̑̇͋͌̊͐̏̉̚͠t̴̛̬͍͕̬̙͎̤̤̺̹̅̆͑̃͌̅̍̂̒̽̚͝ṙ̴̛̯̟͖̗͚͖̟̼͈͈̒̓̅̃̚͝ͅó̶̤̫w̵͚͉͙̾̇͆̔̌̅̚͘̚ḛ̵̢̢̮̙͙̣̫̲̀̽̿́̓̇̽͂̉̌͂̽͋̕͘ ̵̨̡͓̪̹̅̅̔͘ẗ̶̨̗̟͔͖̪̙̝͔́̇̓͋h̸̪̲̺̤̬̦̺̹̤͍̋̊̔̑̂͂̈́̈́̍͒͘͝y̵̡̤͈͖̪̳͈̋ ̷͖̖̩͇̝̳̲̘̭̺̺̣͍̾ẅ̶̡̫͎͗̒̅́͠ŗ̴͚̰̜̯̱͈̻̞̤͈͑͌̀̂́̀̎̈́͌͋͐̚͝͝i̸̧̱̤̓͑̇̉̊̒̊͑̾͜t̶͎͎͙̼̑͐̊ ̷̣͓͉͍̐̀̊͆̈́̅̿ŵ̸̡̥͙̝̣͔̽̆̈̆̍͘͝ỉ̷̧̨̧̨̢̻͙̣͎̳͉̆̔̈́̉̇̓̒̎͝t̴̨̢̢̹͉͖̭̰̯̳͎̟͈͕̀͜͝ḥ̶̢̛̮̹̭̹͙̝̈́̀̈̈́͗̇̋́̄ ̶̡̬̥͛͌́̓̈́͐̀̃̐̃̕ś̶͚̳̙͔̝̟̖̫̫͚̳̼̩̮̻̎͆͂̓̿͘i̵͈̭͙̦͈͇͍̓g̵̝̏n̴̨̡͇̭͕̦̘̺̩̱̣̭̳̽̎̾̓̚͜͠e̷̱͎̺̻̯͔̱͛̄̂̿̄s̷̘̣̞̬̮̘̰͕͙̎͂̐̋͐̈̌ ̵͔̠͚̦̫͊ͅã̴̢̲̰̰͍̞̍͒͌̔͐̾̌͛͊͝n̸̝͉̪̻͖̺̥̍͑͂̂́́͐͆̎ͅd̶̩͇͉̳̭̰̠̭̹̯͔̍͋̈͗̑̀͊̌̈͆͆͝ͅ ̵̛̻̦̳̤̀̃̑́̑́̃̀̚̕͠ÿ̴̧͈͎̫̞̖͇̜͇̫͚͙͖̳̘́̀m̶͈͔̗͉͕͚̼͔̣̬͌̾͝a̵̧̡̛̖̞͓͚̜͙̳̯̖̰͖̳͌̔̋̈́̍̈́̽͝͠͝g̵̡̨̢̧̤̦̳͖͓̫͎̩͓̤̽͊́̈͛̽̓̆̒̍̿̄͝͠e̸͉͇̳͇̝͖̻̠͎̐̂ͅş̸̡͎̱̲̞͉̫̱̣̦̘̘̹͖̔ ̴̛̞̝̯̺̝̳̀̈̔̇̏́͘͘(̶̧̧̢̫̭̬̥̙̘̮͉̓́̍́͊̇͂̒e̸͚͔̔̉͌̂͠m̵͚̫̈́̎͑̉̈́̆̈́ǫ̵͙͕͔̯̼̬̹̫̩̼̗̅̌̃̋̄̎̿͆͗̇̐̌̀̒͘j̸͙̖̠̙͍̍̿̿̈́͘͘ḯ̶̡̝̙̞̹͉̌s̸̬͉̠̟̣̀̈́̃͂)̸͙̬̜̬̼̻̑̆̈́́̀̕̕.̸̖͉͛͌̍̍̒̿̂̑̇̆́̎̾̎́͜ ̷͖̤̬̘̗̆͛̈́̍͝͝Ǹ̵̢̧̨̦̻͎̬̥̺͇̙̲͒͊͒̽́ͅa̵͖͔̬͔̘̩̙̩̯̪͔̣̺͎̓͗͋͆͌̊̆̔́̚̚͜͝͠͠t̵̛̳̣̙̞̣̫̤͓̎̇͛h̵̨̺͔̖̦̅̎̑̋͆̕e̸̡̱͆̋̎ľ̵̡̧̛̠̗͎̤͈̬͖̋͠ę̷̧̡̣̥̻̱͇͎̘̪͈̯̼́̽̃͆͆̅̆̔̈́̌̎̂̕ͅs̶̬̰̰̰̝̙̩̼͎͖̝͖̈́͠s̴̨̬̯͕͐͌̽͝,̴̝̥̺̩̳͕͉̋͐̀̿͊̓̈̔͐̾̔͘̕͠͝ͅ ̶̧̢̣͙̪̹̅́̌̉̉͗̐͜ͅͅî̵͕̜̝̥͈̥̳̞͖̈́̈́̂̌͊̏̽̽̕͠n̶̨̡̨̛͎̰̰͔̺̖͑́ͅ ̵̨̧̮͖̼̜͕̟͕̓̄͐̔́͗́̎̿̓̒͘̚͠c̶͇̙̮̺̺͖̱̤̳͔͖̝̻̟̃̈́̿͊͒͗̅͘̚̕͜͝͠͝ą̷̛͇̝̟͉̝̖̠̠̾̽͗͐̃̾̑͌͆̎͠ͅs̷̛̞̼̞̦̪͇̖̳͓̯̍̿̃͛́̓̎͊̏̇͆̀̔̚ư̴̦̖̥͖̭̣̯̱̯̇͐̑̿̓̐͋͜á̷̟̐̀̋̊́̈́̌̃̃̄̈́͋͐͘l̸̙͉̫̾̿̎̈́́̂͗̏̕͘͘ ̸̡̹͉͇͐̉w̴̼͚͖̺̣̹̟͙̱̹͆̊̆̑̎̎͋̈́̓̿i̴̟̻̩̤̩͙̠̝̟̣͎̯̞̎̚͜s̶̗͎̮̰͍͓̝̻̦̎̓̾́̍́̓̓̐̋͗̿͘͘e̸̛̮̝͔̙̫̿͗͊͆́̆̂͌͐,̵̧̨͍͎̬̬̗̭͙͋̊ ̸̖̳͇͉͖͍̓̊͊̀̋͊̔͊̀̒͒͠e̵̛̳͍̪̗̝̝̱̯͉̒͋̋́̎̍͠é̸̯͈̲͋̾̈́̉̽̂̀̅̅̌̈́̃̕k̸̢͓͚̻̼͖̝͈͂̌̊͒̌̇̊̿̄̀̅̄̉̐ͅ ̶̛̛̰̦̣͛̋́͆́̿́̿͊͊̏î̷͖̪̞̹̺̞̯̞̟̀̄͐ͅṇ̶̤͙̦͖̣̩̖̠̣̎̽̂͜ ̶̰͎͔̪̭͎͉͎̺͍͇̈́͋̈́͋̿̚w̶̡̛̜̠̘̤̪̺͇̭̎̊͛̽̅͆̀̅̓͝ȓ̵̡͔̜͕̜̞̚i̷̧̨̗̘̞̟̠̺͝t̵̟̐̈͋̈́̑͌̄̑̈́͑̐͘̚̚͝ę̶̻̳̥͔̜̤͙̥̺̪̺̭̖̲̋͛̉͊̊̓̏͝n̵̢̪͓͔̝̮͕͒͜ͅ ̶͈̭͚̟̣͉̦͂͒̂̍͋̆͜w̴̝͒o̴̱͋̐̋̇̒̋͌͜r̴̛͇̪͎̩̺͓̜̗̙̘̿̀̂̈́́̏̓̐͛̆̽̕̕ḍ̸̿̃̔̆͠è̷̢͓͖̻̜̬̻̦͖̳̃͆͌̍̓̀̄͛͒͛͒̍̕̕s̵̼̲͚̐̾͂̈͑̍͊̈́̚ ̶̗̹͚̙͚̙͚̩̺̗̩̿̀̈̊̄͐̎̅͘͜͝u̸̢̖̣̬̳̹͒́͋͛́͛̄̓̀̒̈́ṗ̵ͅo̴̫̻͙̺̰̬̟̲̅̌̔͂n̵͈̞̫̙͕̬͍͓̘̏̆̎̉͗̃̊̽͋̍̿͆͐̿͜ͅͅ ̶̧̟̺̦̖̫̩̼̫͓͕̹̬̲̍̽̍̄̂͑̔͜t̴̨̡̢͕̘͔̞̩͉̫̹̲̄̃̌̇͂͆̇̕̕h̶͓̥̯͖͙͆̀͊̎̿̍͑̓͒͑̚͜͝e̷̡̗̰̖͎̣̱̼͎̤̲͐́̃͗̓̿̋̌͛̐̄̌̃ ̸̨̝̦̈͐̋͗̌͜n̷̨̗͉̳̭̝̻͍͉͚͎̆̀͐e̶̡̨̘̩̫̦̰̒̅́̋̔͆̈́͆͋̀́͘ͅt̶̳͈̺̬̫̯̎͛̂̐,̶͚̱́͆̋̽̀̅̄̍̋̉͘ ̸̫͖̣͖̓͛̾͆̔̈͂̿̆̍̀̽̍͌̐͜f̶͍̬̤͗̐͊͗̏̈͂͂̈́͗̀͒͜ͅo̸̧̧̩̞̮̳͇̬͔̣͗̓l̷̘̻̤̲̤̗̊̾̂̃̓̏̒̋͘͘͝ͅk̶̢̧̭̙͉̠̙̃̑͌̐̀̾̓͘̚͠ͅ ̶̨̧̛̳̭̪̯͈̈̄̓̄͆̈͛͆͛̄̃̃̆̀ŏ̵̦̮̖͈̮͖̥̫̟͙̣͊̃͋̅̽ư̴̪̦̱̇͊͂̀̈́̃͌͋͒̀̿̈́̍͠ͅg̴͍͐̃̎̍̄̀̈͒͗̎̚͠ḩ̵̛̭͕̗͋̂̌̒̃̋͗͂̈́͊̔̐̚̚t̵̡̧̛̤͓̥͍̯͔̘̗̟͍͆̇͌̂̾̄͛̚é̵̢̩̮͕̠̯̗̎͛ņ̴̢̧͙͍̲̦̼͉̙͆̒̍̕ ̷͇̖̭̌̐̎̅̈͋͗̐̕͘͜f̵̨̺͎̠͈̜̹̊̎̆́̎͋͊̌̅̈̋̓̽́̕͜͜i̶̦̼̪̒͒̃̌́͑̕͝r̶̛̹̖̔̽̊̓̏̇̐̾́͝s̷̬̩͕͖̝͉̗͐̒͆͂͐̉̅̊̽͐̌͠͝t̸̢̻͙̣̗̪̝͙͙̠̟̜͒̽̊̄̄̔͆̍̀̕͝ͅ ̴̧̳̤͓̜̺̤̫̀͌̀͘͠ͅt̶͍̅͆̀̌̂͘ơ̶̭̈̉̋͂̀̓́̑̑͂̓͘ ̷͇̟͕̦̮́̋͂̒̐́̓̽ự̶̹̻̝̱̮̖̍̃̀͑̈́̈́̊͌̈́̓̿̆ṡ̵̤͕͎̼̗̪̇͒̒ͅe̵̮͆͒̓̐̎̒̅̇̆̃̔̀̌n̴̨̲̭͇͍͂̓̊̅̆̎̏̂̔͘͝͠ ̷̡̹̲̹̺̺̙͉͓̭̜̠̆̇̂ͅm̸̱̾̋̃͛̾̑̒̀̂̚͝o̵̻͗̊͐̋r̷̡̜̻̗̰͉̰̘͍̠͖͌̔͜ę̵̞̰͚̐̔̆̅͂̒͝ ̶̢̛̼̖̦͕͂̎̐̌̈́̍̈́̈͗f̴̛͇̠̪̲̮̖̦̫͔͉̟͕̪̜̈̉̀͋̓̃̊͋͑̒̎̎̋̔͜ơ̵̛̰̼̙̳͈͔̬̗͙͓̜̼̝͌͊̍̋͂̿̐͂̾̊r̷̡̤͖̭͈̗̹̠͗͗̏͜͝͠m̴̲̝̖̮͍͇̓̈́̕͘͠a̴͇̼̳̜̩̜̺̲̋̔̔̍̅͗̍̾́̎́͜͠ļ̷̡͇̜̞͕̙̪̗̥̞̣̻̘̉͌͊̐̅̓͒ ̶̧̻̝̙̙͓̟̣̗̃̾̍̽̏s̸̡̨͕͇͇̪̘̠͎͇̻̞̮̅͜͝͝t̵̹̓i̴͓̱͓͓̦͈̐l̵̹̱͇̣̱̝̰̟͌͜e̴̛̯̹̻͓͔̼͍̳̙̒̌̂̔͜,̸̫͉͔̈́̿͗̅̋̍̿̀̄̈́̓̋̈́̊ ̵͙͐͛̄̒̈́͌͋͊͜t̸̪̼̂͘ǐ̷̭͓͚͖̙̳͔͆̑̂̑̃͐̓͆͑͘͘͝l̸̢̢̛̪̯̀͋́́̉̿͜ ̷͉̬̗͍̣̠̪͍̮̝̀͊̒̐́̉̚̕͜͝ť̸̢̗̮͉̗͕̥̻͇͍̗̬̺͊͛̀̌̋̃̀̎͒̍h̷̢̢͔͚͙̯̺̭̖͉̰̆̈́̑ͅê̵̹̫̰̦̘̼̐̈̂́̌́̏͒̌̑̚ẙ̷̠̬̹́ ̷̦̬̯̜̳͍͍̦̥̟͖̜̾͑͒̈́̂̈̀͗̉̅͘ͅȟ̵̨̡̨̢̧̝͈̭͈̬̹̣͙̑̌̐͗̀̑́̈́̈́͐̓̓ͅȁ̴͔̲̱̲̯̠͙̮̭̪͋̒̑̕͝n̷̡̧̦̜̯̩͎̭̥͔͑̈͋̐̉͑̄̀̈́̉̅͝͠ ̴̟̬͕̙̩̝̎͛̑̐͒̉̍͝ỷ̴̧̯͖̙̂̔͋͗͗̂͑̈́̑̀̄͠͠ͅ-̶̰͎͖̹͍̝́͌̈̑͐̆ḙ̵̢̗̹͔̿̋̐͊̒́̕͜͜s̷̛͎̼̘̫̈̎̎͝͝p̷̢̧̮̠̳͈͚̮̹̫̱̠̳̤̖̄̀̈́̓̀͌̏̕͠͠i̸̛̲͉̒̎͌̾̈̑̈́̔̀̅͆ę̶̥͍̬̬̌d̷̛̛̗̹̝̬͖̠̺̞̳̣͋͆̈̒̀͗͂́͋̑͋̔̕ͅ ̶̧̧̭̲͉̝͉͔̖̪͉̆t̸̪̬̭̗̐̃̓̽͘͠ͅh̶̝̫̉͛̽͑̐̎̏́͛̅̚̚̚ę̷̢̢͍̬̞̞͇̜̯̦̳̗͆̑́̃͌̀̄̂̚͜͜͝͝ ̵̧̮͕̤͛͛̊͋m̵̡̫̥͚̠̩̮͚͓͔͔̄̈̍̉o̶͍͠o̴̘͈̤̯̫͒͜d̷̢̮̹̱̔́̈́̅͂͌͌̀͋̔̋̕̚ ̸̡̢̡̢̱͕̫̤͉̲̪͈͖̓͛̊̋́̔̊͆̎ͅơ̷͋̊̂̿̈́̇̈͑́

Ask her for the receipe and post it here, please.

My completely unbiased exception is LeBron.

"Ain't no party like a Diddy party"

So wholesome.

wait what, shes a THOUSAND MILLIONS DEEP ???"2? wtf thats stupid

Buy, Borrow, Die. Rich people don't sell shares. They take very low interest loans banks are more than happy to lend them. Use their shares as collateral. Then pay no taxes and only a small amount of interest. They do this forever until they die.

It's why everything is associated with "make number go up".

Most people in the States don't like Twinkies either, I've got no clue who is buying them.

I would like to congratulate you on choosing the most assholish way you could have possibly phrased that :>

However, I must point out, Celsius is not metric. It's been adopted as the step-child of SI, but it's not metric. You can't meaningfully multiply and divide degrees Celsius; 100°C is not ten times hotter than 10°C Celsius. Sure. you can use the metric prefixes, just like i could measure things in kiloinches, that doesn't make it metric. It's just as arbitrary as Fahrenheit, and people have to make arguments regarding water and life to try to pretend otherwise. True, it's officially defined in terms of Kelvin, but then, so is Fahrenheit.

I was watching a video just before where an american measured two impact craters on a piece of steel, read off some gibberish fractional inches for each one then commented "my math isnt great, but i think that one is about double". My dude, your calipers read off approximately 5mm and 10mm, your life would be so much easier if you toggled it to metric units.

Haha!

Yeah unless you get good quad driver in ears, I'd rather have any speakers over headphones. I get that they take up space and not everyone can have them, but there's also so many good headphones out there i cringe so hard when I see people wearing sony or beats.

You just gave me a really good idea for a portable bidet actually. I normally use a little squeeze lotion bottle but it doesn't have the required water power... Now I gotta find some of those tiny water guns we used to have as kids.

That doesn't sound healthy

I do several rounds as well and I can tell you washing with soap and water using a bidet is much milder than wiping yourself raw with toilet paper. Washing once per round also takes the same amount of time as wiping several times until you feel “clean”.

... I don't think that's normal bud

Would it? Paper is nice and dry but washing your ass at the bathroom sink and towel drying is faster in my experience. It's just more of a hassle, but it does feel a lot cleaner.

Colitis Ulcerosa? My sympathies.