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Let's do a thought experiment. A dirty one.
  • The prompt seems to come from a really rushed place. There's "throughout... year" contrasted against "will take years" and then you have "want to get to know" contrasted against "threesome, perhaps foursome." Like, it's comedy. You're not getting to know a person inside of two hours, unless it's specifically in the most limited of biblical sense of knowing. Ask anyone in a long term relationship and it takes months to really know a person, and sexually? Even if you're the most open of people it's going to be nearly as long to learn how a person 'ticks.'

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    Boobs and Board
  • Because someone out there likes videos of women smashing small animals to death with their feet. I do believe there might be people out there who like boobs (this picture hits that note), people who like boobs being 'presented' to them (this picture really hits that), and there might be people who like boobs that are ready to be smashed between two boards as if they're a nsfw revival of the hydraulic press channel.

    I dunno. I just saw boobs and clicked the upvote and didn't think about the board.

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    Please Recommend Hair Removal Solutions - Also Goddamn Yeast Infections...
  • O.o Do you want research papers and essays? I'm tangentially aware of the skin microbiome (yay, how everything in microbiology is supposed to be related so we all are expected to know what the weird fucking colleagues are doing in those nasty skin crevices instead of clean[ish] brackish water systems that are where the real science happens) and the amount of information on the workings of all the little microbes on your beautiful holobiont is astonishing. Like, the difference between what people think they know about our mutualistic relationships with our symbionts and what is really known is massive. Imagine the difference between the grade school kid who knows we eat food for energy, and the undergrad learning about the Kreb cycle. It's bigger than that! It's more like the difference between the neonate on the breast and the senior undergrad studying the enzymes that facilitate the rearrangements of molecules in the Kreb cycle. The sheer amount of control that microbes in your gut and on your skin (and other places too) have on your body boggles the mind. Did you know the microbes in your gut can control your mind?

    If you want some fun, do a quick search on your favorite database for the terms "allergen," "cockroach," and "dog." Then go for "SCFA," "immune system," and "Firmicutes." You can also use "Bacillota" instead of Firmicutes, because people want to be trendy. Go for a deep dive with "breast," "microbiome," "milk," "gut," and "bottle."

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    What naughty fun have you been up to this month? (Oct 23-Nov 16)
  • Eh, the worst that could ever happen is we would set up something along the lines of one of the dildos on the wall/floor in front of me, and him behind. He'd pound away, pushing me ever further onto the silicone. Plus, can you imagine how much fun it would be to make him sit in a chair and watch me go to town, having to wait his turn? Teasing is an understatement! No practice ever wasted ;)

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    What naughty fun have you been up to this month? (Oct 23-Nov 16)
  • I don't know who else to share this with, which is one of the reasons I made the post, but I am nearly squealing with joy right now. My first reply to these threads was about trying to deepthroat bigger phalluses (phallusi? is it greek based and thus I have to break out my declensions?), and I was eventually able to get the 11"(I think?) tentadick down, but now I feel like I've made real progress.

    I was in a good mood and headspace, and really wanted to go for IT. Well, a little self love and some mild moaning later, I had my lips all the way to that bottom ridge. I don't know if it's physically possible to lick the balls, but maybe in the next few weeks I'll get further. One day I'll be dating someone again, and get to whip this party trick out with them, but until then, ya'll are the best audience I could get!

  • It's just a phase
  • We constantly get accused of taking two lovers, thus lowering the amount available for others, despite the incredible challenge of just trying to keep one around when they think you want to cheat on them with someone of the opposite sex.

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    What porn have you lost and are now searching for? What's your white whale?
  • The one I really want to find was the first every porn I saw, presented by my friend who had just been given a CD full of short vids.

    It was three women, with one laying prone facing away from the camera, which was focused on her ass and vagina. The other two were playing with her, one was slowly pushing some sort of hollow-looking dildo into her ass and pulling it out again. During the video, you can slowly see the middle woman's vaginal lips swell with blood and part as she became more aroused.

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  • I have no idea where I'm at, because the difference between a 9 and a 7, or a 4 and a 7, doesn't really get into my mind much. I think some of my kinks would get me banned from places, but they're mostly fantasy. They would never happen in real life. So does that make me a 10, or am I only a 5 because I set hard limits and know I don't want those things, only to imagine them?

    ...now, that being said, if there was some way to experience something and recover (so no permanent injuries, physical OR mental), I'd try just about everything. I know I wouldn't like everything, but I'd try it just to say I had.

    Anyway, peg me about a 7. Between the occasional furry fling (and all the craziness drawn art can get up to, whoah), deepthroating 13" dildos, and my libido, I'd say I'm pretty perverted.

  • What's an inappropriate question you've been wanting to ask but haven't found the chance or place to?
  • No, or at least, not necessarily. Physically, I like females smaller than me and males bigger than me, and some other odd quirks that are definitely different between the sexes. Redheads and blondes drive me wild, for example, if they're women, but turn me off in men. Give me black hair and dark eyes that frame a kissable male mouth...mm.

    Mentally/personality is about the same for desire though.

  • Finally, an answer!
  • I remember the chair leg. It was obviously gross and dirty though. Door knobs and the round balls on top of bed posts (not the ceiling height kind, but the waist levels) were also fair game.

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    What (naughty) fun have you been up to this week? (from 18th March to 24th March)
  • It's been a while since I last talked about it, but I had hit my limit with the deepthroating because of the size of my dildo. The horse cock was just a little too large to get down the throat, so I went and got a slightly smaller diameter one that is just a tad longer. It definitely gets into the esophagus now.

    Sadly, I don't know if the physical limit has been reached. :( I can't quite comfortably thrust in and out without triggering the gag reflex. I've worked on it a few times, but no improvements yet. Also, sadly, I don't really have anyone to brag to about it. Practicing deepthroating definitely doesn't come up in casual conversations with friends and coworkers, lmao.

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