WoodScientist @ WoodScientist @sh.itjust.works

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Let's make the world more whimsical. Legalize piracy on the high seas...but only for pirates that use vessels, weapons, tools and attire historically accurate to the 17th century.

California should secede from the union and become its own independent country. Then it should launch its own pointless revanchist war to conquer Baja California.

How would the world be different if human lifespans remained the same, but cats lived for a thousand years?

At the time of its founding, the United States was a timocracy.

The United States was founded as a timocracy.

Stretching Catholic doctrine to argue for literal prayers to St. Luigi.

The Guinness World Record for the largest private collection of fossilized dinosaur shit.