On the 1st of April the local news should replace their nights broadcast of actual real news, with a live reporting segment that reports on the pressing issue of women's queefs.
Start an honest cult.
New podcast idea. Mike Tyson and Neil Degrasse Tyson debate science in a boxing ring. Each week is a different topic. Call it Tyson vs Tyson.
swap upvotes and downvotes
Combination tutorial video / porno.
Replace bathroom gender signs with 1 sign of a turtle, and the other door is sign of a goat. Do not give any context as to what these animals mean in relation to which gender each bathroom is.
metal fingernails that act like crowbars
Let's make the world more whimsical. Legalize piracy on the high seas...but only for pirates that use vessels, weapons, tools and attire historically accurate to the 17th century.
Lets make posting one crazy idea per day a requirement to keep all Lemmy accounts active.
California should secede from the union and become its own independent country. Then it should launch its own pointless revanchist war to conquer Baja California.
What if there was a video player that shuffled movies/shows by their scenes/chapters instead of whole movies/episodes?
Blue juice
All car horns should be replaced with bicycle bells
Two tv series of completely different genres and premises, but with the same title, released at the same time, with the same number of episodes, just to confuse people
I don't even know where I'm going with this one.
Cox Cable should get a new advertising campaign
Wisconsin should wage war on Michigan.
A live audio podcast where the whole concept is you're listening to a guy setting fires randomly in different cities. The show runs once a week live until he gets arrested live on air.
Combination movie theatre and gym
We need to get dolphins and gorillas into the sky
