A keyboard button that enables you to turn letters and numbers backwards
How to prevent your girlfriend from asking if other women are prettier than her. Possibly by becoming instantly single.
liquid butter
Game idea
OrangeMilk. It's half orange juice, half milk. Poured together in one glass. Drink up, bitches!
double/triple voting power if you actually open a post
Movie reboot idea: Keenan, Kel, and Kelsey Grammer presents Good Burger 2
File a petition for the EU Parliament to ban Twitter and call it "Make Europe Great Again"
"Oldies" needs to be music thats so old the people who listened to it are no longer alive.
Butt Friends, a medical AI robot innovation which keeps you healthy from the inside. A modern colonoscopy.
For April Fools Day, Wheel of Fortune should run a show where every puzzle has typos.
Let's crowd fund a robotic mission to the Moon. We'll send a probe whose only mission is to scatter a bunch of harpoons and other whaling gear at the Apollo 11 landing site.
Let's tell everyone we are surveying, but instead draw pictures of dicks visible from space.
Let's change the law to bring back the Old Germanic tradition of trial by combat, but specifically for consumer and labor disputes.
Lets make every US woman try on Hillary's pantsuit.
Let's get the actors in classic time travel movies together to address the world leaders and tell them how much they're fucking everything up!
reboot 'quincy, m.e.' with zooey deschanel in the lead
Multiple ideas I had while wrapping presents.
A new dating technique.
We need a new, adult version of Where's Waldo? ... Where's Dildo?