I know they're lying about his cognitive tests

Stage 1 is a small tumor that hasn't spread, where Stage 4 has spread to the blood and is basically everywhere. Stage 9 would be crazy. It would not only be spreading to other people (guessing that would be stage 6 or 7), but it would spread to inanimate objects. Poor fuckers would be giving their Honda Civic cancer there towards the end.
- Stage 9: the cancer has become sentient.
  
  Stage 9: The cancer takes your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.
- Stage 9 is everyone in the same room as you for more than 5 minute gets cancer.
  Stage 10 is when people just see an image of you and boom - cancer. Saw Ol' Joe on the TV? Cancer. Disneyland Hall of Pridents? Animatronic cancer. You saw an Amtrack train in the distance? Close enough. Cancer.
  
  We need an SCP number and containment procedures for cancer spread by image.
  
  When does it become interplanetary?
  
  Pretty sure stage 9 is when the cancer gets cancer.
- Does the inanimate objects include cancer as well? That might explain how he is alive at stage 9.
  
  At stage 9 the cancer was probably piloting Biden like meat mech.
- So there is a cancer in dogs that is an STD, and the cells are not from the hist animal what stage is that.

People have got to learn that not knowing something is fine. Why make something up when you don't know something?
I don't know much about the stage categorisation of cancers.
Why not just say Biden has cancer?
I know the answer of course. I just wish there were so many other idiots like him.
I also wish the US were so stupid as to elect him.

Why he gots to be white? The boy is orange.
- He's more annoying and more orange than the Annoying Orange!

Stage 9 From Outer Space.
- Jewish lasers must be at it again

Had a friend the other day get diagnosed with stage 4 cancer. I laughed and said let me know when it’s stage 9.
- Every accusation is a confession.
  The ninth circle of Hell, in Dante's Inferno, is dedicated to treachery and betrayal. Specifically, it's where those who betrayed their kin, country, friends, guests, or lords are punished. It's the deepest and coldest circle, with Satan himself residing at the center.
- LOL

every day sth stupider. really. poor ppl at SNL. how you gonna write a skit and prepare for a show knowing even your best joke could easily be less funny than the stuff trump (or any other batshit maga) does. they killed comedy.
- They're playing the heel so well, that they manage to avoid scrutiny and public-opinion making, even in the jester's court. Comedy is an invaluable tool for socializing and discussing what ails us all, and these crooks may just be somewhat immune to it.

And just think - a large percentage of Americans think he's a genius.
- honestly, he might even be smarter than a large percentage of Americans. Things are really fucked over here.
  
  From the outside looking in. Yeah. What's the plan?
- Apparently 1 in 10 Americans think the Earth is flat.
  
  And I wish every single one of them would go find the edge and jump the fuck off.
  
  I remember in the late 90's early 00's when this was a satire site that started the trend.
  Fucking idiots found it, didn't get the satire, and ran with it to become what it is today.
  
  I wish I could say that this shocks me.
- Wealth worship is a hell of a drug.
- In a ways he is 'smart' in the sense that he understands how public attention works and has a brute force understanding of the legal system.
- Jenius.
- Even some non-conservative people somehow still think that he just pretends to be an idiot…
- A very stable genius even
- I think he's an incredibly good con man. He puts kindness in his voice and acts like a father figure to poor, abused lost souls and others that think he's on their side in the grift. He also hires really smart people to do his dirty work. There are a lot of mob bosses that are similar. His follower believes in him even though he's thrown so many people under the bus, because "I'm not as stupid as they are, right?"
  
  No he is a dumb shit. As his minions are. He's just getting votes because of his extreme populist strategy and wealth (this dumbfuck is still a fucking billionaire and this definitely plays a big role). Most people are just politically illiterate.
  I mean would you ever buy something from him personally?
  
  Kindness? Are you deaf, blind and illiterate?

omg trump is more quotable than Churchill X1000, except it's always embarassing

Jeez Biden hit the warp zone of prostate cancer? Didn’t realize stages of cancer were like super Mario bros stages

Inb4 trump gets stage 12 prostate cancer. He has the biggest and greatest cancer of all time.
- I will bet good money that if Biden started getting massive sympathy, Trump is going to say that he has stage 47 cancer in his ear due to being almost assassinated.
  
  Stage 47 cancer, which some people say is the best cancer. My uncle had stage 47 cancer, so I knows alot about stage 47 cancer! It almost got my uncle assasinated too! So he started developing anti assasination batteries. I have made better batteries though. Batteries so great that if i had one in my boat, and it was sinking, id jump and get eaten by a shark, because the battery would kill me worse than a shark. So i also think Ohio loves me most.
- That poor cancer. I feel sorry for it
- Before prostate cancer gets stage 12 Donald Trump, you mean.
- Yea, I'm pretty sure he's the cancer.

Like AI, it's not just that he's dumb, he's confidently dumb.
- Honestly, if i had to choose trump or AI to be prez, i'd probably choose AI...
  
  At least you would accidentally get some shit right sometimes.

man. woman. camera. hamberder.

This historic period is completely embarrassing .... and I'm up in Canada!
When we read about historic politicians and the things they said 100 years ago, the US had Woodrow Wilson, Warren Harding, Calvin Coolidge and Herbert Hoover. There are political debates about the good and bad things they did but all of them had sensible and meaningful quotes about society, philosophy and government .... they were educated in rhetoric and everything they said and wrote came from a base of a lot of education and understanding.
The US in the 2020s has an 80 year old man who could barely manage the country and a clown that never makes any sense.
They will laugh at all of us in a hundred years for the stupidity we all put up with in our world leadership.
- Depending on how this all ends, there will be less laughter and more tragic reminders about how fascism came back a second time, with a vengeance.
  
  Fascism marched in with violence and force the first time ..... we're sleep walking into it this time.
- Perfect time for this sub

I'm just reminded of that vinny skit where Mario tells Luigi "You have stage 9 cancer Luigi, I don't even know what that means"
- Terminal 7
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amy_gPZ2RdE

"dumbest white man to ever live" is not the one in the white house, its probably some magat voter in florda or alabama
dumbest white man to ever live in the white house? yea that's probably right.
- Idk Reagan was pretty fucking stupid too
  
  Regan didn't mention about nuking hurricanes, did he?
  
  He was demented from the get go.

Why the random casual racism?
- It's implying it would be ok if he was black.

It's OK, stage 4 will do just fine.

Bidens just gonna claim chapter 11 cancer and get better guys it’s okay he can still win in 2028!

The cognition tests given were just to put shapes in their matching hole, but he found the loophole that if you keep turning the shapes and forcing them in, they all fit in the square hole.

Gleason score

Biden has Terminal 6

The president America deserves.

His cancer's at a defcon 12

Really tragic how the left lost the ability to make and share content in 2010.
- the left, whatever that is. probably out there living lives as one does.
  "the ability to make and share content"
  lol. Martin Luther is an epic totem for all sides, and not just for righteousness.
  why don't you start lying on behalf of the left and see where that gets you.

Uh, duh... They are mocking Biden to emphasize that he's likely known about it for a long time and like Biden's cognitive decline, the administration lied about it & tried to cover it up. I honestly feel like you have to be dumb or naive to not realize this. There are plenty of real issues to criticize Trump & his voters about, but this only makes Democrats look salty.
- You realize cancer doesn't go to stage 9 right? This only makes his supports look dumb and ignorant.
  
  Yeah of course I realize that, like almost all of the same people you're criticizing realize it. Sure there are a few incredibly dumb ones... and you could even argue that a majority of them aren't very smart to vote for an obvious conman, but to take even the most obviously sarcastic statements seriously doesn't help in your case, nor does it help Democrats when they lose to the people they claim are incredibly dumb. The stage 9 was to emphasize that it has very likely been there for a long time & that Biden has known about it.
- Salty is their defining trait.
  Lashing out at anything and everything left and right of them to blame for their loss.
  Incapable of acknoledging their long list of horrible policies.

My god, learn how to use crop tool