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Volcel Police is funny but do remember, there is no “Gooner Epidemic”

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I hope we all know this and are just doing it as a bit, but sometimes I do see shit on this website that makes me go “Oh y’all are genuinely just weird prudes”

The “gooner epidemic” is not real, gooning is an incredibly niche kink that very few people engage in.

“Porn addiction” is basically non existent and affects such a small portion of the population as to not be relevant. The idea that most people have in their heads about porn addiction is propaganda made up by evangelicals.

We do not live in an overly-sexually-liberated time. There is not an excess of sexual content or exposure to it.

Most of the time when people talk about “the gooner problem” what they’re actually talking about is a mix of two unrelated things, people living normal sexually liberated lives, and undersocialized young men that don’t know how to interact with people.

Sex is good. We should be having more of it. We should encourage healthy, safe sex featuring whatever kinks you and your partner(s) consent to. Don’t fall for puritan propaganda comrades.

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  • I don't know what a gooner is but i have to disagree with the "porn addiction is not real" statement. It's a very real thing, and like other addictions, people simply refuse to admit they have a problem.

    As a male i've had to endure porn talks throughout my life, from my high school circle, to my college circle, to my coworker circle, to catching my uncles watching porn, to every single random countryside worker. Literally every conversation with men ends up about porn or homophobia.

    No kidding but at some point i had to watch porn as "research" just in case i had to talk about it in a drinking game or something, because "name porn genres" is something that always comes up in drinking games. How is this not real?

    • i have to disagree with the "porn addiction is not real" statement

      You disagree with experts on the topic then. “Porn addiction is not real” is the opinion of the WHO and APA among many other groups. This is the academic consensus.

      As a male i've had to endure porn talks throughout my life, from my high school circle, to my college circle, to my coworker circle, to catching my uncles watching porn, to every single random countryside worker. Literally every conversation with men ends up about porn or homophobia.

      People talking about porn is not evidence of addiction, nor is being caught watching porn. Would you say people are addicted to Star Wars because every conversation lately ends up about Andor? The fact that people are uncomfortable talking about porn is itself evidence of us living in a puritanical culture.

      Also as a generally male-presenting non-binary person this is not my experience talking to men, porn really does not come up that often at all.

      i had to watch porn as "research" just in case i had to talk about it in a drinking game or something, because "name porn genres" is something that always comes up in drinking games

      Again I don’t see how this is evidence of anything. “I had to experience a thing people talk about during drinking games in order to answer those questions” yeah? I had to watch Friends because it comes up during bar trivia all the time. That is not evidence of widespread Friends addiction.

  • Sex is not bad, nor is being sexually liberated.

    However sex and sexuality as it it treated under our current society is highly misogynistic and exploitative.

    "Oh stop being a prude" is definitely a phrase uttered to many young women in the entertainment industry to shame her into exploiting her body for capital.

  • Volcel vanguard has nothing to with gooning. It came about because redditors are mostly porn-brained males that can't stop making spaces on reddit uncomfortable for women at literally every single opportunity. Volcel vanguard spawned as a meme to shame people and counter that on the CTH subreddit.

    It is useful and it is good and people absolutely do need to be told to shut the fuck up about it or else you end up with spaces that are made entirely uncomfortable for everyone else.

    • yah it's always funny whenever i see someone complain about this because it serves a really useful purpose.

    • I'm ace and while I do look at horny images from time to time, full-on pornography or sexually explicit talk still grosses me out, I sometimes feel prudish or childish about that as a result.

      I feel in a weird place when all this talk is made about normalising sex while being sex-negative, I don't want to push my preferences on all of society, y'know?

      Whenever I personally referenced the "volcel poIice" meme it was intended to be lighthearted, a friendly reminder that it got weird in a way that could give a chuckle.

      • Whenever I personally referenced the "volcel poIice" meme it was intended to be lighthearted, a friendly reminder that it got weird in a way that could give a chuckle.

        I'm also asexual, and I think I always saw it that way?

        I think it's helpful to frame it in terms of a cultural context.

        For instance, Japan has a squeezable tanuki testicle toy for kids, whereas that probably wouldn't fly in the US (admittedly, the US doesn't have very many tanuki either) because the culture sexualizes just the mere existence of genitals, so people start acting weird if you bring it up that things like that exist in other countries.

        I would guess "normalizing sex" is probably more about the euphemisms and weird ways to talk about it while pretending to dance around it. As much as we should fight against compulsory sexuality that not everyone needs to have sex all the time, I think it's counterproductive to take the Texas "abstinence only STD roulette wheel" sex ed approach that isn't really helping anyone.

        In any case, I think that the meme's intended function of filtering out creeps is probably a good thing if it works, but I'm probably least qualified to speak on that.

    • Yep. There's other spaces where folks can be horny and cringe. Here though, it's about dialectical materialism.

    • Just look at many DSA chapters lol

  • Relatively new account.

    Calls out hexbear site culture in a backhanded way, implying this is a problem that can be "fixed".

    Makes very bold statements, the only source being a random tiktok video.

    Conflates leftist ideas about women not being overly sexualised with right wing puritanical beliefs.

    Makes very basic feel-good statements that don't commit to a strong position, AKA the "liberal politician" approach.

    Acts as if they are just "helpfully reminding" hexbear to "be more normal" and "not fall for propaganda" while basically telling us to not worry and support status quo ideas.

    Not sure if I should go "

    " or "
    " either way, this is some lame ass bait. Not everyone obsesses over how much people get laid as you do dude, get over it.

    • That video also uses the "female prostitution is the oldest profession" line too, which is not true and also clearly the exact kind of right-wing propaganda as "gooning is an epidemic" is.

      • Yeah, I don't know how anyone can watch these sorts of

        umm acktually... kind of smug pseudo intellectual tiktok videos. Even if I agree with a video, the sheer smugness and self-righteousness of this sort of content is so offputting. Tiktok is an awful place.

    • First off, I’ve been here since the sub was banned and the lifeboat Discord, I’ve changed accounts a few times for opsec.

      To be quite honest I didn’t expect this to become such a struggle session. This wasn’t even supposed to be particularly a callout post of this site, it was more a comment on US culture broadly and the comment about the volcel police was supposed to be a site relevant joke.

      I shouldn’t have said the thing about “weird prudes,” that was rude, my point was just that this idea that these ideas have even crop up in leftist, pro-sw, pro-lgbt spaces like Hexbear.

      I certainly see how it comes off as backhanded attack on the site’s culture, and I’m sorry, that was not my intention.

      • "Oh shit, they're onto us! Quick do some damage control! Say you've been a part of the site for years to give you credibility!" "Make sure you claim no responsibility while still pushing the right buttons to ensure they stay divisive!" "Quick, quick, pull out the phrasebook, give a non-commital apology!" "whew! Nailed it. No one will suspect us now."

        I'm only joking (or am I?), I just feel like being a bit mean. But this weird liberal politician way of speaking is not healthy. You can commit to a point and stick to your guns, it's ok. Though I am wondering why you thought this wouldn't cause a struggle session if you've been here for years. I've only been here for a couple of years, and your post's inflammatory nature is really obvious. It's clearly designed to treat your position on this as the "passive, neutral, correct" version of things, while accusing anyone who disagrees with you of believing in right wing conspiracies (poisoning the well against them). It seems obvious to me that this would cause a lot of discussion and argument, so I'm wondering what result you expected to get from this?

      • The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

        نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

  • undersocialized young men that don’t know how to interact with people.

    You don't even need the "undersocialized" or "young" qualifiers there. However the volcel police meme started back on the old sub it was quickly weaponized to target the sort of omnipresent low-level sexual harassment that creeps do all over reddit and it's managed to persist past the death of the sub and multiple ground shifts in site culture here because it works at suppressing that.

  • On the one hand porn taught me how to have good sex. When I lost my v-card to my girlfriend she straight up asked me "are you sure you're a virgin" (jokingly since we had good sex together). BUT on the other hand, I've caught myself in the absence of intimacy engaging with porn I wouldn't feel comfortable showing anyone else. So there's for sure a ratchet effect like is common in addiction, to simply say it's not addictive I think is too dismissive.

  • volcel police

    • The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

      نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

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