30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her] @ 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs @hexbear.net Posts 2Comments 220Joined 12 mo. ago
When in doubt, give 'em the old Dex razzle dazzle. Or whatever the German word is for that.
Unfortunately, this broke the ever-loving shit out of the Ode to Castlevania level's platforming sections. I can't see anything!
He bought that bronze from Ea-nāṣir
That bar is so low that Hermes Conrad couldn't limbo with it
I am altering your gender... Pray I don't alter it any further
40-somethings in the US health care system be like [CW: Gambo]
OK, Melina, you're laying it on a little thick with this /c/fakenews post --
Oh fuck
He's pining for the fjords
I guess it's only slightly more mask-off than imposing austerity policies as a condition for IMF loans
Non-commissioned
When I was a kid, my mom's boyfriend invited a friend of his to come live with us for a bit, and the guy had a large dog. One of the first nights he stayed with us, he forgot to let the dog out in the morning, so the dog took a gigantic shit at the top of the stairs. I walked out of my room and was getting ready for school and not really paying attention, stepped right in the gigantic pile of dog shit, slid about a third of the way down the staircase, and fell on my ass.
Bathroom sink overflow drains are a special kind of nasty, especially when the people who lived in the house before you jammed paper towels inside the overflow holes and they have been actively growing mold for at least six years.
Oh, and the motherfucker who installed the sink didn't know how toggle bolts worked, so he tried to secure it to the wall with screw-in drywall anchors that were maybe rated for 15-20 pounds. When that didn't work (and he stripped out one of the anchors), he apparently moved on to construction adhesive and just decided to glue the fucking sink to the (painted, over wallpaper) bathroom wall. The fun things you get to unravel while just trying to change out a faucet that was held together with JB Weld...
The American electorate used to be a bunch of dumb hicks. They still are, but they used to be, too.
The King's plasticine, dead-eyed stare not only stuck with you, it haunted your steps and your dreams
Closeted vampirism enthusiasts who get peckish when they see the nightclub scene at the beginning of Blade
Unless you're into that. Whatever, I'm not a cop. I just don't want to hear any complaining when you scald your dick-flesh and get ketchup up your peehole.
Mercenaries, e.g., Blackwater or whatever the fuck they've changed their names to in order to avoid prosecution for war crimes
Me boring into the earth for that sweet, sweet gender fluid
You joke, but, uh...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUP39CAsVWw