What else is "Because of woke"? Wrong answers only
What else is "Because of woke"? Wrong answers only
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The Challenger disaster
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Because of woke, a little seed dropped. Because of woke, a worm got bopped. Because of woke, that worm got mad. Because of woke, he kicked a tree. Because of woke, a coconut dropped.
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my toilet water being red when I'm done pooping
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High egg prices, because there is more demand for eggs because of trans wokes, and it’s increasing the damn prices to $16 a carton of a dozen eggs.
Everyone wants to be a fucking egg now, because of woke
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you see how all UI elements got their edges rounded? that's because woke stole them
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Can't even be edgy anymore. Because of woke
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Because of woke
I never stray too far from the sidewalk
Because of woke
I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt
Because of woke
I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me
Because of woke, I am afraid-
Out of many funny responses, this one wins
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Burnt toast.
Previoisly blamed on
hacking the SMART toaster.
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I had to stop sleeping. Because of woke.
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The random name generator in Stardew Valley
The kicker? This came up while cycling through random names for a void chicken.
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That time a white manager of mine banned me, the only Black person working at this place at the time, from saying the line, "If ya don't know, now ya know," because it became a bit of a catchphrase of mine while at work and the song originally ends it with the n-word so she thought it could've probably offended someone just to hear me say that line even without the n-word
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vegan chocolate bars are so tiny when compared to regular ones because of woke
just let me be a trash mammal goddamnit
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Had to unclog a toilet. On account of woke.
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Not getting enough sleep
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me spending 10 hours over engineering a solution to a problem i made up
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can't post beanis anymore, because of woke
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My neck, my back….
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Anabaptism
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sleep
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ferrets
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Woke is why Liberace had a candelabra on his piano
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