Anon needs to spend less time on 4chan

Good thing that they implemented an unbreakable lie detector checking out the veracity of 4chan posts, otherwise you could think it is not genuine.
And gay.
- Yep. A white teenage white boy who thinks being edgy is badass.
  
  While internalized racism is real, this is borderline implausible.
  
  White suburban kid who has never seen a fancy apartment pool before.

When I read brownies I thought of the food. The cake.
- Was wondering why Anon was so unhappy about brownies at first lol.
  
  I thought bruh was gonna accidentally get high and have a good time smh
  
  Probably a good thing, every time I've looked at 4chan I've seen a lot of people stuck in some very dumb patterns of thought.
  
  Oh a bake sale!
  Oh...
- I decided it must mean poop.
- Yeah I was confused at that too. First thought food, nah won't be that. Girl guiding group perhaps? Probably not, and can't see why it would matter. What about poops floating in the water or stains on benches? That could fit. Oh, its racism. Of course.
- Oh... Oh no. You're right. I just wanted brownies.

Lmao OP just described a public pool. I've never been to one that wasn't like this and I grew up in a town that's like 90% white. Turns out race doesn't have anything to do with it
- Love to know what are supposed to be the "pool vibes" OP is talking about, because in my experience that's exactly the pool vibes I know.
  
  They're thinking of private pool vibes of people relaxing quietly.
- Huh, I see almost no black people at my local pool. Then again, my town is like 90% white as well. But even in the town where I grew up that was a bit more diverse, black people just didn't go to the local pool, probably because you had to pay to get in and black people (in general and from experience) don't seem to like to swim. Even at my in-laws apartment complex which has a pool, there's almost nobody there, ever, and when we go, it's always just me. People seem to hang out more at the entrance to the complex than inside the complex.
  
  My town (in the South) chose to fill the public pool with cement rather than be forced to allow black residents to use it. For many decades, we didn't have a public pool at all and it's only been fairly recently that a new one was opened. I'm not surprised that black Americans have a reportedly lower rate of swimming proficiency!
  I point out this shameful bit of our town history often, because the place has grown tremendously in the last 20 years and become more diverse, and folks here don't appreciate how bad it was within living memory and why we need to keep pushing.
  
  I was talking to a black guy from the US one day at a sailing club. He said that a lot of his ancestors had had a bad experience the first time they’d been on a boat; so water based activities weren’t that popular... I thought about it for a second or two and then we both started laughing. History is brutal.
  
  I guess they meant the vibes, not the colour of their skin.
  People are loud at public pools, children running around and having fun.

Uncle Ruckus, biggest /pol/ user
- Hang that nigga now! I got the rope right here!

Ohhh... racism. I was confused about there being "brownies" everywhere, thought it was a potluck or something.
- I expected logs.
- Are you unfamiliar with greentexts? Go RRREEEEE about racism somewhere else.
  
  "Texas" username
  Cries that the existence of racism is acknowledged. 😂
  I was (very obviously) reenacting my thought process. I didn't even state my position so let me do so now: racism is bad and so very, very sad. The only thing more pathetic would be someone getting triggered at the topic of racism even being mentioned!
  
  They're not even upset, you fucking dork. I bet the folks at church ask your parents if they're sure they don't need any help with you.
  
  Go fuck yourself, racist.
  
  B8
  
  I was going to say "What the fuck are you on about?"
  Then I looked at your history and how many Lemmy communities you're banned from then it made sense. You're just an insane and dumb nazi-loving pre-pubescent child.
  Report and move on people.
  
  ????

I'm not American, what am I missing here?
- OP spends most of their time on 4chan, which super racist and white-supremacist, seeing black people as the source of all that is wrong with the world.
  OP forgets he's black, and thus "part of the problem".
  But in reality, this is all fake. Except 4chan really is super fucking racist.
  
  Huh. I thought he was the only black guy there and rest were white trailer trash.
  
  I've scrolled through 4chan a couple times to find greentext but all I found was racist stuff. I'm wondering if they actually think like that or if it's just a funny racist persona they're trying to give off.

A brownie or broonie (Scots), also known as a brùnaidh or gruagach (Scottish Gaelic), is a household spirit or hobgoblin from Scottish folklore that is said to come out at night while the owners of the house are asleep and perform various chores and farming tasks. The human owners of the house must leave a bowl of milk or cream or some other offering for the brownie, usually by the hearth. Brownies are described as easily offended and will leave their homes forever if they feel they have been insulted or in any way taken advantage of. Brownies are characteristically mischievous and are often said to punish or pull pranks on lazy servants. If angered, they are sometimes said to turn malicious, like boggarts.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brownie_(folklore)
- I fucking HATE when i go down to the indoor pool and it's full of fucking kelpies. Can we PLEASE get an anti-kelpie movement started here.
  
  You know how hard it is to enjoy the beach when fucking sirens are there. Sitting there enjoying the beach when you hear the beautiful song from the sirens try to lure you to your death.
- He's just curious, he's just curious, send him away now.

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Free brownies sounds awesome! Just like it used to be when I was young :)