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Anon watches an old concert video
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Anon plays Overwatch
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Greentext @sh.itjust.works 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works
Anon seeks enlightenment
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Greentext @sh.itjust.works 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works
Anon shares his dating preferences
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Anon is God
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Greentext @sh.itjust.works 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works
Anon uncovers something big
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Greentext @sh.itjust.works 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works
Anon needs help responding to his coworker
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Greentext @sh.itjust.works 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works
Anon mows lawns
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Greentext @sh.itjust.works 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works
Anon's best friend has something to confess
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Anon enjoys life
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Anon takes a driving test
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Greentext @sh.itjust.works 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works
Anon solves a mystery
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Anon attends school online
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Anon gets a lesson in genetics

  • Anon doesn't realize how good he has it.

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    Anon gets a lesson in genetics
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    Greentext @sh.itjust.works 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works
    Anon tries to impress a girl
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    Greentext @sh.itjust.works 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works
    Anon has big plans on a Friday night
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    Greentext @sh.itjust.works 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works
    Anon wants more pizza
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    Greentext @sh.itjust.works 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works
    Anon listens to rock
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    Greentext @sh.itjust.works 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works
    Anon is a tour guide at a museum
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    Greentext @sh.itjust.works 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works
    Anon gets a haircut
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    Anon has a lucid dream

  • God doesn't come around these parts

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    Anon has trouble assimilating

  • There's just something about it

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    Anon falls in love

  • Never knowing what to expect is the fun part of reading greentexts.

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    Anon falls in love

  • Guy love deaf girl. Girl hearing fixed. Guy say he love her.

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    hmmm 😈

  • Many Yiddish words like "schlep" are so mainstream that it doesn't even register with me.

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    Anon has a Bean Boy

  • Beans

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    Anon doesn't like reddit

  • AI really is taking our jobs, huh?

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    Anon tries to find greentexts in their natural habitat

  • Step 1. Give up your sanity

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    Anon casts a healing spell

  • This is like an episode of House.

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    Anon drives a bus

  • I've just been saving random greentexts for years that get posted elsewhere. It's much better than trying to sift through the porn and other garbage yourself.

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    Anon drives a bus

  • I'm glad you're enjoying these. I'll keep logging in to post greentexts until I forget.

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    Anon gets banned from Walmart

  • Anon is the Messiah

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    Anon watches Malcolm in the Middle

  • And his dad is a meth dealer

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    Anon looks up greentexts in drama class

  • I am now a more enlightened person. Thank you for introducing me to the legend of the chippo man.

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    Anon looks up greentexts in drama class

  • I was hoping you could tell me

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    Anon's day at the beach

  • People have forgotten how to have fun.

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    Anon meets his dream girl

  • Maybe he just did the wrong animal impressions to impress her

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    Anon's day at the beach

  • Occasional grumbles happen and I have to tap the sidebar.

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    A kick right in the selbstbild

  • And it was close

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