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  • It's a Box Transformation, so we should be treating these as matrices. cAUzapNEAGLb is correct

  • PDFs
  • The HR department might be shite, but the data team might be good.

  • Bizarro Kool-Aid Man
  • "Oh FFS Kool-Aid Man"

  • Deuces
  • I really want to know where this is from

  • Is it normal or is something wrong with me?
  • Go to the doctor immediately. Forgetting the plot points of the initial story arc of any manga is a genuine sign of IBS, which as we know can cause enhanced toilet awareness.

  • Being an adult
  • I don't get it. The one on the right is a dehumidifier, the one in the middle is a compact coffee grinder, and the one on the left is a toaster. What am I missing?

  • Whatcha playing, Opa?
  • *Mein guter lieber Kerl, Grammatik ist mir egal.

  • Whatcha playing, Opa?
  • I'm pretty sure my kids will one day ask me "dad, what were the 70s like?" and it'll dawn on me that my enthusiasm with 1970s progrock has depicted me as being far older than I am

  • They did the math
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  • Promised Land
  • Beat me to it, great recommendation

  • My wife and I just came home from vacation, and after 4Β½ years of avoiding it, we have COVID.
  • I've had it 4 times, and the recovery was fun each and every time.

  • Couch menace
  • The one brave man in this thread, unafraid to speak his truth. Too bad he's an idiot.

  • Couch menace
  • JD Vance is a good man. Every Christmas he goes down to the pound and gives couch chlamydia to one hungry cat and one hungry mouse.

  • Couch menace
  • you suck, McBain!

  • Couch menace
  • JD Vance puts his ska tyre in Leper Pullman, key dishwasher, pass it on

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  • Does Russian have stricter grammar syntax than German? I was a bit puzzled by the comparison made above

  • Languages
  • Lisp (specifically IPL) is Proto-Indo-European. All languages have unwittingly taken inspiration from it

  • What is your favorite movie of all time?
  • Finally!

    Do have any idea how hard it is to make shitty joke, and then for people to take you seriously, and so you commit more to it and dig deeper with wilder and more outlandish statements, hoping that someone - anyone - would realise the farce.... only for time to tick on, and it dawns on you that people took you at face value, and that you will forever be labeled as an idiot and not as a joker.

    You have redeemed my faith in others good sir, and I wholeheartedly concede that this was all nothing but a fools gambit contrived by a bored giggling moron one lazy afternoon.

  • I've just been introduced to Taco Bell. What should I be trying?

    I've moved back to my country of birth and Taco Bell seems to be a thing here now.

    I've tried the quesadillas and the crunch supreme and it's been... life changing.

    What else should I be trying?

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    Kimcartoon was taken down today (DMCA)

    For years, this site served millions diligently, but was taken down today by DMCA

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    What songs does your local Ice Cream Van play?

    Ours plays the 1979 hit Music Box Dancer which is weird because it's definitely not public domain.

    https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=GoQzA8NTuLA

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    [Serious] What do you think Disney's Recess characters are up to now, as adults?

    I can imagine Gus joining the army depending on his relationship with his dad.

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    Books that are worse than the film (which was already bad?)

    I've started reading Jumper by NameDoesNotMatter. I would like to formally apologise about all the harsh things I've ever spoken about that film.

    Fine, the cast is unlikeable and the action scenes are just fisticuffs in the air, but my god, in comparison to the teenage dreck that is the book, it's a masterpiece. At least they tried to build a credible back story for the main character.

    In the book, he literally thinks everyone is out to sexually assault him (and somehow they seem to), he solves his problems by throwing money at it, instead of any actual creativity, and the author desperately tries to portray him as a mature-for-his-age adult, despite the fact that his first reaction to anything is crying followed by petty revenge.

    I'm just flicking through the pages, pausing at any plot bits, and then flicking on.

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    Tom Swifty Jokes @midwest.social tetris11 @lemmy.ml
    "You just left ninety-nine hundreths of that cake!", exclaimed Tom extremely obtusely.
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    "Your leg may really be broken, but that is not really your leg..." - David Lapham

    There Are No Flowers in the Real World by David Lapham

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Matrix_Comics

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