life changed due to shrimp

I adopted an old dogfrom the shelter a few years ago and I always said that it turned my life around

Shrimp

We need new copypasta, I'm tired of variations of this same story about OPs life being turned around by becoming completely obsessed with some niche.

Shrimp, shrimp. Good for the heart. The more you eat them, the more you fart.

No, but, yeah, but no, but raising freshwater shrimp is surprisingly easy. It's very relaxing and entertaining to watch them go about their shrimpy lives. The truly freshwater species can complete their entire lifecycle in freshwater, which simplifies the whole set-up compared to many tropical saltwater and brackish varieties, and which also means you can have perpetual shrimp once you reach a critical mass.

Granted, there are some finicky varieties of freshwater shrimp that might be stressful to raise because if you so much as sneeze in their general direction, they'll die. Or if you don't tightly control the population via culling and/or separate out different color varieties, you can end up with a population that no longer produces bright colors. Also, there are various species of shrimp that are passed off as "freshwater" but which actually require salt and/or brackish water environments to reliably breed them in cultivation or which may be impossible to actually breed. So you definitely should do some research before you dive in.

Having someone who's dependent on your care can absolutely be a driver for kicking executive dysfunction's butt! For me it was my first child. She'd wake up in the middle of the night and I'd try everything except for the diaper and save the diaper for absolute last because I didn't want to change it, and it was just a little wet so it was fine. Quickly learned that was just a waste of time and forcing me to be zombie awake for longer so I finally just stopped putting it off and would change her diaper as one of the first steps of the middle of the night wakeup routine. Routine complete much faster and with much less laying back down and then getting back up.

Yooo it's the shrimpmaxxing greentext! I love this one!

Dude acts like the shrimp don't know

beautiful story. power of the shrimp got him to quit thru one of the worst withdrawals

relationship with parents improves since I am finally passionate about something and applying myself

yeah right, lies, fabrications

your parents are supposed to castigate you for wasting your time with doing something you like doing

that's what real and good parents do

TL;DR: OOP got some shrimp, had a psychotic episode and now thinks the shrimp are girls that like him.

Me too

by this point I live and breathe shrimp ar the buffet.

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