Life changed due to shrimp

Shhhh.. we can just pretend.

could someone provide alt text?

Could it really be that shrimple?

Dogs are too obvious, and targets for jealousy, abduction and manipulation/extortion. Dogs and cats should only be brought into established, healthy relationships.

Or just say its your roommates' pet. Actauly, I was thinking more like, shared among a household so no rando SOs can stake a claim