Skip Navigation
130 comments
  • I wonder what this bot is trying to do. The friendica being just a weird profile, the discord just had a bunch of confused basement dwellers and I haven't seen any creepy links trying to rob us..

  • After hearing about this for months, I have finally also been the recipient of them xD

    I just find it most amusing that their room for chatting is "hell"

  • I could swear the photos were different for me, but yes I also got the "friend request"

  • Oh no
    \ I'm never leavin'
    \ This acne makes me too slow
    \ (Push Nicole there)
    \ (God, Rastafari)
    \
    \ Nicole, I love you
    \ I'll never leave you
    \ Without you I turn to stone
    \ Nicole, believe me
    \ Love was meant to be
    \ Consumed by you and me
    \ Nicole
    \
    \ Nicole, I love you
    \ I'm thinking of you
    \ With every motion I make
    \ When the stars are above you
    \ Know that I miss you
    \ And I'll be there sooner than you think
    \
    \ Nicole, Nicole, Nicole, Nicole
    \
    \ Nicole, I love you
    \ I'll never leave you
    \ Without you I turn to stone
    \ Nicole, believe me
    \ Love was meant to be
    \ Consumed by you and me
    \ Nicole
    \
    \ Nicole, I love you
    \ I'm thinkin' of you
    \ With every motion I make
    \ When the stars are above you
    \ Know that I miss you
    \ And I'll be there sooner than you think
    \
    \ Nicole, Nicole, Nicole, Nicole
    \
    \ Boo do do do do do do do do do
    \ Doo do dwee doop do do do do do
    \ Doo do dweep doop doo do do do do
    \ Nicole
    \ Nicole
    \ Nicole
    \ Ba ba ba bum
    \ Nicole
    \ Ba ba ba ba ba bum...
    \ Nicole
    \ Nicole...
    \
    \ Take a toke of that smoke
    \ Make that joke and crack that yolk
    \ Nicole
    \ Want to love, rise above in the glove
    \ Nicole
    \ What can I say? That I'm gone today I can't stay
    \ Nicole
    \ Go home please please believe
    \ You aren't...cause you're built for speed babe
    \ Nicole
    \ Ohhh, think of Old...Old Queen Cole
    \ Cocoa Puff man, you know who you are
    \ I've seen your cocoa puff man, Nicole, hahahahaha
    \ Nicole, Nicole
    \ I seen the whole fucking....I seen your cocoa puff man Nicole
    \ Hahahaha.....man
    \
    \ Fucking cunt...you fucking cunt
    \ You never called me.....
    \ Fucking....cunt (fuck cunt fuck cunt fuck cunt)
    \ Fuck that man...fuck
    \
    \ Go and hang up the phone
    \ I'll fucking kick your fucking ass man right now
    \ Fucking bitch - hang up the fucking phone man
    \ Hang up the fucking phone
    \ Fuck man, turn off the ringer
    \ You cunt man, fuck it
    \ Turn off the ringer right now
    \ Fuck it, fuck it, fuck her (ck her ck her ck her ck her ck her)
    \ Shit, yeah, exactly, damn...
    \
    \ Yeah, I've seen your cocoa puff man
    \ We're now entering the cabin
    \ We're going to- we're going to flush the toilet on the air
    \ Get some more cord in here
    \ Oooh, flush Nicole down the toilet, hahahaha
    \ Cause I've seen her cocoa puff man
    \ Fuckin' cunt, wash my hands, wash her rim
    \ Wear the glove, Nicole
    \ How can I say, I'm gone today, I can't stay, Nicole
    \ Hey, who clogged the sink?
    \ It's clogged, man, clogged, the sink's clogged
    \ I'm gonna wash her off my hands and the sink is clogged
    \ Please don't be, it's you I need, cause you're built for speed, Nicole
    \ ...Paper towels...
    \ ...Nicole...
    \ ...There we go!...
    \ Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nico-o-o-o-le!
    \
    \ Where you at, man? Where you at?
    \ Fuck these shit! Call me back!
    \ How come you never call him?
    \ How come you never call my buggy, Nicole?
    \ Fucking cunt!
    \ You never call my buggy back!
    \ You out there, Nicole? You listening to this?
    \ He called you so many times and you never call him back
    \ You never call my buggy
    \ Did you hear that, Nicole?
    \ Fuck! Fucking cunt!
    \ Call me back!

130 comments