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  • Yeah, I was about to say.

    Perl 5 is like Esperanto: borrowed neat features from many languages, somehow kinda vaguely making a bit of sense. Enjoyed some popularity back in the day but is kind of niche nowadays.

    PHP is like Volapük: same deal, but without the linguistic competence and failing miserably at being consistent.

    Raku (Perl 6) is like Esperanto reformation efforts: Noble and interesting scholarly pursuits, with dozens of fans around the multiverse.

  • Taking the fight to Reddit... FOR MONEY.
  • Yep, as I tried to hint in the last paragraph. 😆

    Digg's biggest sin was that the votes were all that mattered, and the admins just leaned into that by coddling the power users. That's why Digg got so toxic to random people who just wanted to share something cool they found. The last redesign just made it official that there are those whose votes matter and the unwashed plebs. Everyone already knew people were fucking with the votes, and the admins just said "go right ahead".

    So what Reddit offered was at least some assurance that the algorithm would combat blatant vote manipulation by power blocs and that people could share cool stuff fairly. Digg users promptly voted with their feet.

    Now, to Reddit's credit, the system worked for years. Admins absolutely condemned vote manipulation and actively fought it. People were actively against all sorts of vote brigading, and the admins listened.

    Problem is, it all changed. Corporate media influencing came in, under radar. Political memefluencers came in, under radar. It's all allowed unless it's blatantly against policy and everyone pretends it's just organic random users.

    Now, you don't see the Reddit admins talking about what made the site work so well back in the day. I'm not sure they're interested in maintaining the anti-brigading and anti-manipulation algorithms. They're this close to saying "fuck it, it's a free-for-all" and going full Digg publicly.

  • The winner of every difficulty comparison
  • I played Nethack. I was overwhelmed by my anxiety and depression. I realised I was not good at video games. So I quit playing Nethack and swore to get good at video games before returning. Been, what, at least 15 years? I've gotten better I guess. Should I return? Soon, maybe.

    (Seriously, though, roguelikes are still a genre I struggle with, so I do need practice!)

  • Taking the fight to Reddit... FOR MONEY.
  • Hey, remember what happened to Digg? Why a bunch of people moved over to Reddit in the first place?

    I guess not a lot of people remember, so let me tell you.

    Bunch of dipshits ran upvote brigades. Stories they didn't like got buried really fast.

    Now, Digg was a hive mind site to begin with - good luck posting anything the hive mind didn't care about. But add blatant political machinations on top of that, and the site got unusable real fast.

    Take a few guesses which political views those groups were trying to futilely promote while quashing opponents. Go on. (I'll give a hint, some of them retreated to Conservapedia)

    So that's what killed Digg. ...that, and the Digg admins were being dicks and the site redesign sucked ass. (...insert comparison to modern Reddit here)

  • The winner of every difficulty comparison
  • I completed TMNT as a kid... on Commodore 64. That version is admittedly a little bit easier than the NES version (some mechanics were missing, and an entire level is gone, as I recall). Still, I have no idea why people complain about the second level (river), it's actually pretty fun. Compared to what's to come later in the game.

    To me, the definitive "hard" game is Metroid Prime 2: Echoes on GameCube. Dark Souls just makes me say "eeeeeehhhh this is probably doable, I'll play this after I'm done with MP2E."

    (When I first played MP2E, I only got through the second to last boss. Then my MadCatz memory card died. Played through the game again, with the fury of million suns. 99% complete. Because I missed one optional scan. ...One of these days I replay this bastard.)

  • Another old comic that is still relevant

    Quick scanlation from Finnish comic book Pahkasika, issue 9, published in 1981.

    Modern update: Flight AY286 + HSL's metropolitan P train will actually get you to Helsinki in 1h 55m. Ah ha! So the trains fix this shit! However, as a Northern witchy biaatch, I'm still flabbergasted by the fact that Jyväskylä is in the southern Finland and they don't even get a Pendolino link to Helsinki. We do, here in Oulu. Please do get better, scrubs.

    \* Edit: Fucked up the last line in the scanlation. Jyväskylä to Helsinki, obviously.

    \\ Wait Lemmy let me also replace uploaded fuck-ups? This is the best platform ever

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    Mozilla exits the fediverse and will shutter its Mastodon server in December | TechCrunch
  • I'm, like, yeah, some of the stuff Mozilla has done has been worrying, but I've seen far worse happen to some other open source projects and their corporate branches.

    I'm not worried about Mozilla projects' future. If LibreOffice survived corporate calcification, I see no reason why Mozilla projects wouldn't, if the push comes to a shove. But the thing is, in my opinion, push hasn't come to a shove yet. There's red flags at best, which is a cause for concern, but that's it.

  • Know your nazi
  • Gotcha. Summary:

    Group name: Some shit that 12-year-olds would be embarrassed to use as a gang name, but surprise, the guy who came up with this shit was 60+ or something
    Ideology: The same ol' shit, you've heard it all before
    Identifiers: Well, this kind of shit, they kind of stick out from the crowd
    What to do: The usual

  • Machine Masters Shall Rule Over Us
  • As I've probably said: Without the transgender people (and other queer folk), the autistic people, and the furries, literally none of the modern Internet infrastructure would have gotten built.

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    "Vladimir Putin draws another Red Line"
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    Linux rule
  • Free Software is Leftism because it has got us great software and maybe the only bad thing I can say is that release schedules aren't a thing

    Open Source is Capitalist Friendly because, ummmmm, extremely shitty Community Editions and putting everything cool in proprietary side, uhhhhh, random license changes to shit that isn't actually OSD compliant, unghhhhhh, need of constant vigilance against license violations.

    Like I am happy cheap hardware vendors have adopted OSS components but why are they frequently so shitty about everything

  • Standoff
  • Finland is basically "File a report if your income changes enough to affect your tax bracket. You'll be issued a new taxation statement. Send it to the employer. (If unemployed, don't bother, the agency who pays you already knows.) Your employer/the agency will send the taxes owed to us. You'll be sent an annual tax proposal - If you have no deductions, you don't need to do anything, if you do, then it gets mildly interesting. If you get tax returns, you don't need to do anything if we have your bank details. If you owe us, oh boy, we'll let you know, don't worry."

  • Just browsing my photos from 10 years ago. I was amused when I browsed the university library computer science artificial intelligence shelf. ...I sometimes wish AI had stayed at this level.
  • I'm in middle of a Rust module of a course, so I'll do some Programmer Friendly Error Messages:

    Line 10: You do not need to dimension a dimensionless variable such as a standalone string variable. (This ain't Visual Basic.)
    Line 20: input doesn't do parentheses, sorry
    Line 20: Input accepts a string: Perhaps you meant prompt$?
    Line 30: Concatenation is too modern, perhaps instead of + you meant ; just saying?
    Line 40: Invalid syntax with play, maybe you meant play "g3c4e4"?

  • Just browsing my photos from 10 years ago. I was amused when I browsed the university library computer science artificial intelligence shelf. ...I sometimes wish AI had stayed at this level.
  • I'm literally on an internship training course where the Exercises Left For The Readers are implementing Number Guessing Games on the various technologies talked about on the course. I'm like "thanks, but I read about this particular exercise extensively the BASIC age. I'm not going to redo these things unless your training material will have little cartoon robots. Like, you know, in the Usborne books or something."

  • Just browsing my photos from 10 years ago. I was amused when I browsed the university library computer science artificial intelligence shelf. ...I sometimes wish AI had stayed at this level.
  • The font is Revue! People often say that their first love-hate font was Comic Sans - well, this was the first font I thought was pretty damn cool and I saw it getting run to the ground with overuse in early 1990s. It was pretty much in half of the ads in early 1990s. (My theory: It was bundled with a popular graphic design passion package / clipart bundle, Arts & Letters, and everyone made their ads with it. I can't wait for the day when I finally get arsed to install Windows 3.0 environment and my copy of Arts & Letters and prove the doubters wrong)

    I half expected the first comment about the font to be about The Room to be honest.

  • Tusker - Desert Tune - Metal Version Remix (C64)

    So, this will be a metal remix of a song from a game that not a lot of people even have heard about, but I swear it's worth watching.

    See the incredibly blatant trademark violation dude (legally speaking it was OK because serial numbers were filed out) running around in one of the C64est of the C64 games ever made while awesome music plays even more awesomely than it did in the original, while 100% keeping with the spirit!

    (Made by System 3, the same company which made The Last Ninja games, and you can tell. You can really tell.)

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    [Video] Armani Showers (with vocals)

    Yes. The 1990s demoscene song by Edge (Kalle Kaivola) of the demogroup EMF (Electromotive Force). The file was bundled with Future Crew's Scream Tracker 3 software, one of the most influential music software packages of the era.

    A lot of demoscene songs just lend themselves perfectly to cyberpunk vibes, you know?

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    Todd Howard's exclusive 1,000G Xbox achievement appears after years of secrecy
    www.trueachievements.com Todd Howard's exclusive 1,000G Xbox achievement appears after years of secrecy

    After years of secrecy, we can now get a glimpse of Todd Howard's ultra-rare achievement, as his exclusive 1,000 Gamerscore Xbox achievement has been revealed.

    Todd Howard's exclusive 1,000G Xbox achievement appears after years of secrecy
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    Teenage school children meeting a Galapagos tortoise at a city park in a Cyberpunk setting

    From Bing.

    Nothing special about the prompt - I've been using variations of "kids petting giant tortoises" in image generators for a while now. Because I like turtles.

    Anyway.

    There are so many questions I have about this image. That's not a normal position for that turt! Why aren't the kids helpin the poor turt down from the tree stump? And what's up with the turts in the background? Or the hair of that person over there? It's all very confusing. I don't know.

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    Street Surfer (C64) - Theme music

    This game made me a lifetime advocate of recycling and bottle deposits. I mean look at that cool dude. Going down the highway with his skateboard. Picking up Coke bottles. Fucking awesome.

    Gameplay footage is even more glorious than you can imagine

    Inspired by yet another thread about plastic recycling

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    Look at both Commercial & Homemade dog

    Horse_eComics, 2012-09-13

    Well that's sad. Clearly, the homemade dog is the one that was made with love. But that's just my personal commentary.

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    A quick 600 DPI scan of my favourite non-chelonian ninja.

    I usually massively regret my drunken shitposts, but I hope people enjoy this one. Just for c/retrogaming.

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    Political Memes @lemmy.world umbraroze @lemmy.world
    You rarely hear about "Victims of Capitalism" these days. I wonder why?
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    Political Memes @lemmy.world umbraroze @lemmy.world
    Threatening Music Notation

    I don't know if the Twitter account "Threatening Music Notation" posted this, because I'm no longer on Twitter. This is, however, music notation which is kind of threatening.

    Football chant originating from 2014: "Putin is a dickhead! La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la." (etc.) (Repeat until sleeping off your hangover. However, in the FIFA World Cup 2018 in Moscow, it was more like "repeat until disqualified" I suppose. Because Russia couldn't do "repeat until dead" at that point. It would have been too blatant. Little green men just quietly made Ukraine not qualify on the games. No one can explain that.)

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    "Conflict", by Garri Bardin, 1983.

    Aka the anti-nuclear-war movie that traumatised me as a child.

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    Oh, Hayabusa! (Halo 3)

    BONUS PERIOD ACCURATE MACHINIMADOTCOM MEME: Yes, I Am A General

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    [Super turbo mega hella fucking cursed] "We've Got To Stop The Mosque At Ground Zero" - Trade Martin

    Original title: [Super turbo mega hella fucking cursed] "We've Got To Stop The Mosque At Ground Zero" - Trade Martin

    The final say on US patriotism.

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    What are the major world news that you got from weird sources (and maybe wish you had heard first from legit news sources)?

    My random tales:

    One night, playing bunch of Halo, I got an Xbox 360 voice message. "Message to all recent players. Fukushima nuclear power plant just exploded. You should stock up on iodine tablets." (I almost sent back a message saying "thanks for your concern, but I'm in the Chernobyl fallout zone and I turned out just fine thank you")

    Pluto photographs from New Horizons? Frigging NASA retweet. (Edit: Actually I think it was a retweet of someone making a Disney meme about Pluto the Dog)

    Most recently, I got a random Discord message from a British YouTuber I follow saying "the Queen just died, please be respectful and stuff".

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    Tears of Steel

    I'm genuinely sorry about posting shit a week ago. I was drunk. ...I'm less drunk now. This is genuinely awesome, however.

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