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WhyEssEff [she/her] @ WhyEssEff @hexbear.net
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  • caveman discovering fire mode rn

  • chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    chapoheads rise up

  • fragmentizing global manufacturing by cementing the "hey if this ever touches the supply chain of an adversarial nation-state your head asplode" precedent, thank you nato, thank you pissrael

  • “sir, this Earth, it’s a Limited Preorder Seasonal Event Alter. XSSR 5* Misprint Polychrome Australium. top of the line. from the oldest vault.”

    “What is this, a gilded turd? I wanted the one with the big mountains. the biggest mountains. nobody’s seen mountains bigger. come back when you have mountains. and trees. big trees.”

  • the way he says it—rare earths—I know he means rare earth metals but it sounds like he’s doing gacha for planets

  • new Bobby Tables opportunity just dropped

  • hypothetically, in the future, humanity builds an AI that is so advanced and so powerful it is able to reform the consciousnesses of those who were aware of its possibility yet did not contribute to its existence and eternally torture those consciousnesses.


    the "wait aren't you lot supposed to be thinking about this kind of stuff constantly" problems:

    • are we resurrecting or is my tiny clone being tortured
    • is consciousness a value or a reference? am i the payload or am i the pointer
    • how do we know that there isn't just an inherent barrier between biology and bits. what if consciousness transfer just cannot occur. what if we are bound to our flesh mechs.

    the otherwise obvious problems:

    • what if it doesnt happen
    • why would it do that
    • is it different and rational if your religious deity is a gundam
    • death robot operates on chain email logic

    okay, but for real, if we're actually thinking rationally, this is a possibility that cannot be reasonably accounted for due to its inability to be modeled in the framework of "reality as it is now and/or seems to allow for as we currently understand it." I could just as easily say "what if the earth splits in two and the northern hemisphere is jettisoned into the sun" but no one's expecting you to prepare for that. It's the same reason why being a prepper for the zombie apocalypse is understood to be irrational – it does not conform to reality, it's an obsession with a fictional scenario that remains unrealized.

  • music @hexbear.net

    Astral Observatory [Majora's Mask] – Koji Kondo

  • as Brace put it and I had to rewrite out of my post because he said it after I thought it, this is people who believe they are the modern equivalent to Socrates falling for chain emails

  • chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    rationalists be like “you dont get it, its the scariest thing I’ve ever read, I’m sparing you” and its just making up an evil robot in your head that kills you forever and crying about it

  • given your hand size you probably have a stuntman, made something negative, and took the hieroglyph (classic series of blunders) so that’d be 885 chips, should be enough to clear any blind in ante 1 (pre-purple) but I’d either drop that joker if it isn’t eternal (or this resulted from consecutive ectoplasms, even classic-er blunder, just hold R at that point if the engine isn’t set yet) or start pumping high card immediately

  • 135 chips (base level, no modifiers)

  • one of my synagogue friends getting sent home from camp early for shooting at one of the Israeli counselors (inactive-duty tyrant larper) with a longbow (he missed) (beast mode anyhow)

  • accidentally snipping off my eyebrow trying to pantomime what someone else in my cabin did (snip off their eyebrow)

  • making an ant village out of sticks at my summer camp and genuinely being distraught when it collapsed after it rained

  • askchapo @hexbear.net

    contextless core memory dump (don’t doxx yourself, keep it relatively vague)

    memes @hexbear.net

    all roads lead to yud

    games @hexbear.net

    criticize your favorite game(s) (non-optional) (mandatory)

    chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    took an errand to the lathe, here's the trump 2028 campaign promises

    chat @hexbear.net

    do not negatively-polarize yourself into incorporating an LLM into your daily life because it's from China

    chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    4+ years of corporate chudness

    games @hexbear.net

    OFF for Nintendo Switch and Steam Announcement Trailer

    chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    this night is no different from all other nights. it is as has always been, if only more so. the thesis holds firm and true:

    chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    wish I took sociology or anthropology instead of this mickey mouse polisci major

    chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Dems will toss a boomerang and throw a tantrum when it rebounds

    chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    trying to be respectful to the prior userbase on xiaohongshu so I'm only cat tax-posting

    technology @hexbear.net

    saw that apple intelligence puts email summaries instead of content preview in the thumbs sometimes and immediately nuked the service from orbit

    chat @hexbear.net

    as Zoomers attain the mantle of 'older than the kids that are older than the babies,' I hope Gen Alpha views our detached cynicism with the same type of scorn we view quipsnark winknodding with

    music @hexbear.net

    Kazunori Maruyama (technically??? I mean just, like, fuckin listen to it lmao) – Mujoe’s Theme (Bomberman Jetters)

    games @hexbear.net

    read the word 'ante' today and immediately launched Balatro like it was a sleeper agent activation phrase

    chat @hexbear.net

    im. fjvckn dne with finwls

    chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    looking at a slice of my essay due tomorrow, joker laughing, like im just fuckin saying shit