The NSA's "Big Delete"
Today, the National Security Agency (NSA) is planning a "Big Delete" of websites and internal network content that contain any of 27 banned words, including "privilege," "bias," and "inclusion." The "Big Delete," according to an NSA source and internal correspondence reviewed by Popular Information,...
"A memo distributed by NSA leadership to its staff says that on February 10, all NSA websites and internal network pages that contain banned words will be deleted.... The memo acknowledges that the list includes many terms that are used by the NSA in contexts that have nothing to do with DEI. For example, the term "privilege" is used by the NSA in the context of "privilege escalation." In the intelligence world, privilege escalation refers to "techniques that adversaries use to gain higher-level permissions on a system or network."
So you're saying that if I change my name to "Diversity Trans Inclusion" then I can disappear from every government list and database?
google.com
"h o w to mak a bom -diversity"
What if the NSA deleted all their data and shut down? That would be a great bit.
brb gotta delete all my source code files with comments that mention "equality"
Deleting all my lines of code that have an = in them
something EXTREMELY funny is about to happen
oh no please don't break the NSA I would be so owned
Seeding my coms with WOKE terms as camouflage
new Bobby Tables opportunity just dropped
The NSA field guide for subversion is going to be useless
Instead, the NSA is working with "Data Science Development Program interns" to "understand the false-positive use cases" and "help generate query options that can better minimize false-positives."
Lmfao they’re so desperate for manpower that they’re grabbing interns to come up with better sql
I’ll give it a shot, for free:
select * from mission_critical where woke = 1
