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9mo ago

The Patriarchy

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I’d rather come across a women in a dinosaur costume then a dinosaur in a woman costume if I was alone in the woods.
- Coward
  
  Damn right, buds.
  
  Normally, an image would have already been posted of the cover art for Bear by Marian Engel, and though it doesn't apply here, there's always someone looking out for our needs
- but... but a dinosaur is actually like strong and...
  oh wait, you already picked the person. i was so ready to be fragile about it
  
  The real question is would you rather be in the woods with a bear or with a lusty argonian maid ?🤔
- yeah I bet there's a lot of weird things you'd come across huh buddy

That's a lot of lusty argonian maids

Even though this is an obviously AI generated picture (which makes it funnier BTW), this seems like a fun shenanigan to pull on the weekends.
The best part is that nobody will recognize you with the velociraptor masks on.
- Clever girl.
- The most unbelievable part is Hagerstown.
  
  Not that the name of the account has Serrif instead of Sheriff?
- Careful with this kind of jokes, it needs to be as obvious as possible that it is one. Some people are morons and can become violent for shit like this. Remember the guy who got shot dressed as a scary clown (probably as a joke)
  
  It IS obvious though. Look at the closeup of the one wearing red. Now look at the sidewalk.
  
  If your intention is to scare people who didn't sign up for it iirc that is assault.

Is this real? Because wife material.
- I think it's AI unfortunately.
  Either that or just regular photoshop.
  
  sigh I'll never meet a sexy, single dino lady.
  
  you mean crosswalks don't usually end diagonally in the middle of the street?
  
  I know the Facebook account it's posted from is a parody account. I cannot say anything about the veracity of the pictures.
  
  Just means wesker will need to marry an AI.
  
  ...or Hagerstown.
- Almost makes it worth visiting Texas.
  Almost.
  Edit: wat. I apparently misread "Hagerstown" as "Houston" somehow.
  
  Why? What’s in Texas? This says Maryland
  
  I'm pretty sure you might get shot if you tried this in Texas. Some crazy would get mad about how dinosaurs were invented by Satan to mislead people into believing in evolution and therefore wearing a dinosaur costume makes you agents of the devil or something.

Clever girls...

That's disgusting! At what time are they there?
- Yes, and at what cross streets? I really want to make sure that I avoid them.
  
  Just to be sure I know the place and time to avoid them, I'll be coming with you guys

I'm scaroused.
- It's a fear boner!
  
  Fearection*
  It leads to a terrorgasm

Oh god.... I just realized, "Lot Lizards"

Whoever painted the lines on that street was drunk.
(Yeah, I know it’s AI generated, that doesn’t mean I’m wrong.)

God forbid women do anything!

Are all scalies this based?
- Absolutely. 😄
- If I had a fursuit/scalesuit then I'd absolutely do shit like that. So, I guess?

INFORMATION NEEDED: her discord handle

Fuck Cars material?
- That's dragons, not dinosaurs. Common mistake.
- Based

women in dinosaur costumes?
The furries got some catch up to play now.

You would think these are costumes....

I'm having flashbacks of... fades to black
Ralof: Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.

Keep it up, ladies 🤣

Huh. David Icke was right all along. Who knew?

Ill shed a tear once the cons outscale the pros when it comes to leaving them alone in their lots.

That seems about right for Hagerstown

~~Harassing~~ existing in public.

10/10, would smash
- Smash your cloacae together?

How do they know they're women?
- How do they know they're costumes?
  
  How frustrating would it be right now, to be an alien trying to convince people you're an alien, but your physical form is that of a fursuit.
- Because boobs
  
  Some trans men have boobs; calling them women is the worst crime imaginable: misgendering.

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- I want to see this post that got removed now

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