is a hot dog a sandwich

This classification system is deeply flawed but one of the most obvious ways is failing to recognize that quiche is an arbitrarily over specific example of what its category should ACTUALLY be called, which is obviously PIE.

PIZZA IS PIE TOO. The crust puffing up elevated at the edges contains the ingredients within.

And in this case, a stuffed crust pizza is indeed a PIE SURROUNDED BY A CALZONE.

Alternatively surrounded by a burrito.

So a poorly wrapped burrito is sushi but a properly wrapped one is a calzone. th'fuck?

Language is use, nerds. It ain't a sandwich.

canoli = sushi

I would argue that according to this diagram, stuffed crust is in fact a sushi tube connecting to itself in a circle around the pizza.

A slice of pizza is, indeed, a toast! With a lot of stuff on top.

Stuffed crust is actually sushi tho.

I think stuffed crust is sushi attached to toast

A Big Mac is a cake.

Lasagne is cake?

https://cuberule.com/

So a Big Mac is cake?

Club sandwich? Actually cake.

Welcome to topology where your mug is a toroid and the orientation matters a lot.

So Subway sells tacos? You learn something new every day.

Lasagna is cake?

A single slice of stuffed crust would be a sushi attached to a toast. The ends are open once you cut it into a slice. A FULL stuffed crust would be a calzone and a toast.

An enchilada is sushi?

A burrito is a sushi

So bread is toast I guess.

The air all around me is salad!! Ahhhhh

So I guess sashimi is a sandwich, but cannoli is sushi. Flawless logic.

Big Macs are cakes.

So is a burrito a calzone or a quiche?

At no point is pie taken into account here

https://cuberule.com/

Sounds like the kind of person who calls pizza "Italian rarebit" lol

Goddammit. Quit leaving the croutons off my salad. I want to see some floating blue specks in there.

A bigmac is a cake

A Big Mac is a cake?

Is a tamale a calzone or sushi?

No it is more strictly a cake

Wouldn’t a slice of stuffed crust pizza be sushi attached to toast as the slicing opens up the ends?

Am I sushi?

If somebody asked you to bring hot dogs and tacos to a party, the host would probably not be just as fine with you bringing only tacos or only hot dogs.

So chips are a salad? I knew it!

So a jelly donut is a calzone? And I guess a plate of nachos is cake?

So a burrito is a calzone?

If a hot dog wore pants...

A pierogi is a calzone then I guess

Bread bowl salads are quiches?

the cube rule identification theory is ridiculous and i have always said so

Hoagies are sushi, then?

Quiche is pie. Not all pies are quiche

Is every pie a quiche or is every quiche a pie?

Are you telling me that pop tarts are not in fact ravioli?

A stuffed crust pizza is only a calzone attached to toast until you cut into it. At that point it becomes sushi attached to toast.

In that comparison, I'd argue that buttered toast is a pizza.

I am always telling people this in the is-a-hotdog-a-sandwich debate, and this diagram makes it abundantly clear:

A hotdog is a taco.

No no no, Hot Dog is a Quiche where I live

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/27/Párek_v_rohlíku.jpg/900px-Párek_v_rohlíku.jpg

Yes. Pizza was always a lie.

Soup, chili, cereal; it's all just salad.

A corn dog is a calzone.

1: this dude doesn't know how calzones are made 2: calzones are sushi

Wouldn't a stuffed crust be sushi? It's a tube, it just connects until you slice the pizza

you can put slices of ham inside of a hotdog bun, a sub-sandwich is kind of like a hot dog

Humans are Salad.

Unless they are still digesting, than they are often salad with croutons.

Well this tracks since a dick is just a modified clit

So a Wellington is a sushi or calzone?

A chilli relleno is a quiche

Oops my sushi fell on its side and turned into quiche.

So... Pie and empanadas are calzone?

Sushi is just made with sushi rice. It has literally nothing to do with the shape of the food.

Then a calzone is just a big taco

Fuck you, quiche is a tart.

The Structure purist is strong with this one

And now I want calzone attached toast

What about the Danish French Hotdog? Where does that fit in?

Pizza has crust walls. Pizza is quiche.

Or stuffed crust is the sushi of the pizza

This implies that a steak is a salad.

Big Mac == Cake ?

Now the world has gone mad and I’ll celebrate with some BigMac Cake.

I'd rename two categories.

Bottom right: I'd rather refer to a cake as "lasagna" than call lasagna a "cake"

Bottom left: if someone made a quiche without walled sides I'd still call it a quiche, so I'd rather call that category "pie"

This has the added bonus of making most pie people furious and some pizza people angry unless they like Chicago deep dish.

are flatbread and pitas toast?

Imagine people thinking food cam be categorized consistently like that.

Food is cultural and historical; nothing outside of its preparation is scientific or internally logically consistent, so stop trying to force it to be.

A hot dog is a damn hot dog. Now stop arguing about it, and get this crap off of my feed