ICE Releases Gavin Newsom Beheading Video
ICE Releases Gavin Newsom Beheading Video
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ICE Releases Gavin Newsom Beheading Video
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I was actually more surprised this was the onion and not real. O.o
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Wow, I ate the onion hard on this one.
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I ate the onion real hard for a moment there.
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Yeah, I was 100% ready to see something like "the ICE Twitter account using AI-gen" following it. Definitely a possibility.
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Notable that this is how extreme they have to be to differ from reality
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ICEIS
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You almost got me
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And isn’t that a sad commentary on life in the US?
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The onion got the memo that their articles were being too realistic, thank you for readjusting.
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Did they, though?
Or are they still just prescient?
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I believed it.
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I swear, for a second I thought it was real, just like "huh, guess that's not impossible 🤷♂️"
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I love that in the midst of the gallows humor, they still managed to make fun of his hair.
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Newsom's hair is almost punching down. OTOH, he deserves it. He looks so much like Gordon Gecko.
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Republicans are literally falling into the lowest one can be.
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I cant wait for the first liveleak video starring a gestapo agent. Could be gunfire. Could be chainsaw. Could be waterboarding. I don't care. I need it. And I'm touching myself to it.
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Wow, that's super fucked up dude.
...let me know if you find one
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You bet.
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Satire is dead.
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And he'll still say "peaceful protests only guys"
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"Soon™"
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I am uncomfortable with this one because its a non-zero chance.