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  • It's timmee I have some time aloonneeee

  • D6 bite damage
  • Exactly. I mean it's a cute story but I 100% still thinks that is 1d4 damage lol

  • There's a revolution coming
  • Meme magic too real

  • Does anyone actually use the windows key on their keyboard as intended by the OS?
  • I hide my taskbar and sometimes it gets funky and a little shy and doesn't pop up. Pressing the Windows key pops it back up.

    Once in awhile on my home non-windows machine I use it to pop the menu out to turn off the computer. Completely mood based.

  • Cineplex fined $38.9M over $1.50 online booking fee
  • the tribunal has ordered Cineplex not to engage in the conduct, or similar conduct, for the next 10 years.

    Odd to have a timeframe

  • I've lived a good life
  • tbh I hit the socks before appliance

  • don't buy .io domains rule
  • I looked up the Wikipedia page.

    The only inhabitants are British and United States military personnel, and associated contractors

    Oh, ok. That's not too bad actually.

    The forced removal of Chagossians from the Chagos Archipelago occurred between 1968 and 1973.

    Oh.

    Today, the Chagossians are still trying to return, but the UK government has repeatedly denied them the right of return despite calls from numerous human rights organisations to let them.

    Ooohhh....

    On 3 November 2022, it was announced that the UK and Mauritius had decided to begin negotiations on sovereignty over the British Indian Ocean Territory, taking into account the international legal proceedings.

    Ok, getting better...

    However, in December 2023, it was reported that the UK government was planning to discontinue the talks.

    Oh, it's worse, actually.

  • Would you consider making a sandwich to be "cooking?"
  • Cooking, also known as cookery or professionally as the culinary arts, is the art, science and craft of using heat to make food more palatable, digestible, nutritious, or safe.

    Wikipedia says so. Can someone make a really good sandwich without cooking? Sure. I wouldn't even pull an "um ackshuly" on them. But you're putting words in OP's mouth now.

  • I am a crab.
  • She's achieved the ultimate crab form

  • They're all like that
  • I'd like to think they ought to have hiking gloves in that universe

  • ๐Ÿ‘ŒConsistency ๐Ÿ‘Œ
  • Wow I don't know this is common enough for memes I thought it's just me lol

  • Have you shared your own posts from platforms like this (or Mastodon) with others you know offline (besides your partner)?
  • The rogue in my d&d group made a PowerPoint presentation to me, the DM, about why she should be allowed to run an orphan powered criminal underground. I posted one of the slide on Mastodon and she wanted to see other's comments on it so I linked it to the group. It's the only time Mastodon has ever came up outside of talking to my partner about it lol

  • It wasn't before?!?
  • Goddammit it read it somewhere that it is and had been trying that the whole time

  • Highly enjoyable things require concentration too
  • Needs to be in the perfect mood

    Never in the mood

  • The Universe As We Know It May End Sooner Than Expected
  • Thank god

    10^790 years

    Dang

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  • Truth

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