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5d ago

Question for the Guys, Dudes, Men and Bros of Hexbear

Do you have a fade?

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The real question is how many people here have the broccoli haircut
- All of them. We're vegan.
  
  Dear carnists: if bacon's so epic, why is there no bacon haircut?
- My hair was curly before this was popular!

No, I'm more like

Marxists are only allowed two hairstyles:
or

I don't have a fade or catch fade, I get faded.

shit, you got me
- What's the white box behind you?
  
  A shower
  
  water heater

You guys have hair?
- Don't lie, as a wizard 90% of your body is hair
  
  Not where it counts owl, I could high top fade my back but what good is that?

no but it's because im white and i don't want to look like a right wing podcaster
- Couldn't have said it better tbh

I have a fade...ing hairline 🦲

No I've got long curly beautiful girl hair because gender is stupid and with all this beautiful hair I'm not gonna make it short. The world deserves to see my luscious locks in all their glory
- do you have enough long curly beautiful girl hair to share with the rest of the class
  
  I do yeah. Next time I get it cut I'll bring it in

Keep your filthy buzzer from away from my luscious shoulder length curls.

i have this

I do every six months or so I actually get my hair cut.

My HiFi has L/R balance and Forward/Rear Fade.

Ya, all my hair faded away

I have not cut my hair in... 10? years.

In this house we do low taper fades

Yeah im pretty cross faded right now

I have a degree in conservation biology and environmental science, and my hair hasn't been cut in god knows how long and is about halfway to my waist. I feel like a walking stereotype tbqh.

No, I have the simplest hair style possible.

Yes, it has all faded away entirely.

define fade in this context
- Like hair
  
  ah then no, my hair took forever to grow and it just kind of stopped growing I don't think I can bare some clippers next to me. Never liked being roughed up at the barber anyway shoving my head around to buzz it growing up
- Drug culture and sex jokes stole all the words.
  
  I don't follow either so this comment is lost on me

Too old to care.

I have the IT Crowd-era Richard Ayoade haircut.

Nah I think it would look silly on me

No. I get shaved low and even, so i can put of going back for as long as possible.

Yes. Every time I've gone to the barber since donating my locks, I hold up a picture of Yanis Varoufakis for reference

I had one once, back in my pizza shop days. Kinda funny, since everyone else had one and I figured, why not.
But these days I grow my hair out, since otherwise I'd look like bargain-bin Solas.

I do not. Why? Because i buzz my own hair off and i'm not good at it

No. I have unintentionally, in a fit of synchronicity, begun to look like lenin of he was ginger.

I've got a Kurt Russell kinda thing going on.

I think so? I get a haircut once a year and get it cut pretty short then let it grow out through the year. I don’t ask for it but I think the type of haircut the person gives me would be considered a “fade.” Though it’s not extreme, sorta just looks like basic short hair.
I just got my haircut for the year so right now I’m sitting here with a fade

No. I get very short buzz cut. I can't bother with fine details. Scalp has to breathe

- She goes by Emily now: https://linustechtips.com/topic/1509706-goodbye-anthony-welcome-emily/
  
  Oh wow, I'm really sorry. I hadn't been watching the channel for a few years. My apologies. And thanks mods for erasing it

Yes, that's what i ask for at the barbershop

Nah.

Nope, mine is a mess atm since Im letting it grow again.

too high maintenance for me, no shade on those who go for it

i fucked up with the wrong guard and now my head and face are a zero and my mustache is 11/10

I kept my hair short before Covid but haven’t really cut it since 2020 except to clean up dead ends
I also had to start using minoxidil and a dermaroller tho bc my hairline do be receding
- How useful is a dermaroller?
  
  Not sure yet, I only started using it a few days ago, started the minoxidil like a month and half ago. Everything I read said using them together works better than either alone, the dermaroller stimulates blood flow itself and also makes little holes for the minoxidil to get in and work better

Yeah

I’ve got a disconnect

I have a fade from my shoulders (long) to my back (short)

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