US Vice President JD Vance says Russo-Ukrainian war unlikely to end soon

Oh, damn. He's going against Trump's statements here, so Trump is certainly asking someone to google how he can fire the VP.
Could lead for some funny interactions soon

The “Oracle of America” has spoken.

Day one.
-Trump
PS fuck you fascists
- He obviously meant day one of his 2028 presidency

Tell us something we don’t know.
- the couch(es) jd vance fucked could have been velour. and now think of futurama!

- Of course he did, since his boss said it was just a 3-day special military operation to begin with. How was Trump to know there would be more to it than that?
  
  I thought his boss was Netanyahu.
- Yeah, but back then everyone thought it would be easy. Nobody knew it would be so hard!
- that's back when we still had elections
- He said a lot of things, and people ate this shit up for the second time and asked for more.
- and he would have done it too! If only that Biden stopped interfering and ruining the economy. /s

VP guyliner says that the US administration is now facing the question of how to help Russia and Ukraine "find some middle ground here"
It's that "middle ground" where Russia gets half of Ukraine's territory and the US gets all of their mineral rights?
- It’s that “middle ground” where Russia gets half of Ukraine’s territory and the US gets all of their mineral rights?
  Molotov and Ribbentrop nod in approval.
- That quote could've ended seven words earlier and been just as accurate.

I'm tempted to comment his statement with "yes, captain Obvious".
It could have only ended if they had: a) not obstructed Biden, b) fully backed the measures Biden took, c) continued with measures of their own of equal weight, and d) threatened to double down with more measures really soon.
Instead, they set up their "art of the deal" clown and pony show (where an angry clown fails to jump over a beaten down pony).
So far, Putin has taken it as confirmation and encouragement. If they grow up super fast (yea, sure they will...) this might still be possible to change.
But realistically, I think they won't grow up - this is more likely just a brief flash of partial sanity. At this stage, other people will have to do the job while the US provides a steady supply of tragic humor.

I still don't get why the media is covering this guy and his questionable statements. I'm starting to think the media is somewhat complicit in shaping the new world order dystopia.
- Ya think?
- 🤯
- They hacked about until they stumbled upon the major vulnerabilities of open societies, rule of law, democracy, 24-hour newscycles and social media.

Yet we're going to just take half of their resources anyway? Sounds fair.

Trump is simply proof of how stupid people are.

Vance is a lying sack of festering donkey cocks.

Yeah,
Because Putin still has Trump bent over because he has incriminating shit on him, and he also lets Trump think he has a seat at the grown-up's table
Trump wants to be Putin. Putin will always have Trump in his pocket so long as Trump worships him, which he will always do.
- Nah, he doesn't need to blackmail HitlerPig, he just needs to pay him. HitlerPig would rape and murder his own mother for a million bucks. Imagine what he would do if Putin offered him a billion dollars? Putin could easily do that, and it would be the best billion dollars Russia ever spent.
- I think it's really weird that people think Trump is being blackmailed rather than he's just an autocrat who supports other dictators.
  
  Trump wants to hurt people
  He hates anyone who isn't white, and he's enthusiastic about "cleaning up the streets"
  His racism is well documented and goes back a long way
  Oh, and he wants to fuck his daughter
  At least, the one whose name he has managed to remember...
- Everyone thinks that the kompromat Putin has is something like Trump getting fisted or a golden shower party.
  I like to think it's Trump weeping about how his daddy never loved him, or something else that no one but a psychopath would be ashamed of.
  
  Oh yeah
  Putin has a hold on him because Trump wants to be "manly" like him
  Nothing more
  He is a bully, and the only thing that inspires a bully is a bigger bully
  It's lost on him that Putin holds him in the same contempt that he himself holds those who he has bullied into submission
  Because he's fucking stupid.
  He is probably the most stupid person in politics at a global scale, but he is useful to those who actually tug on the strings of power, and he appeals to enough stupid yanks (and there's no shortage of stupidity in 'Murica...) with his hate and bluster to be effective
  I hope that he gets a taste of the harm he has done throughout his life
  All of it.
- Because Putin still has Trump bent over because he has incriminating shit on him, and he also lets Trump think he has a seat at the grown-up’s table
  Stop. Giving. Trump. So. Much. Credit.
  I'm not saying Putin doesn't have kompromat on Trump. Hell, he probably does! But it doesn't fucking matter because Trump is so inherently irredeemably evil all on his own that he'd be doing exactly the same shit anyway!
  By suggesting that Trump was coerced you are whitewashing Trump's evil. Stop it!
  
  Oh, he was demonstrably horrible long ago
  The "Central Park Five" should have disqualified him, but Americans are stupid and hateful as a society, so there is probably no depth to which they will not sink
  This should have ended it
  But 'Murica has no lower depth. There is nothing too disgraceful, too awful, too hateful
  There is no bottom. There is no low to which you will not sink, and then go deeper

What a visionary

James Donald Bowman is a disgrace of a human being
And I will deadname him in every thread there is.

Vance also states, "It hasn't been 24 hours yet. I mean, the President is a busy guy. He only works on this a minute here, a minute there." /s
Edit: forgot the /s
- Yet spends hours a day vomiting his verbal diarrhea on his bullshit social netwrok day after day...

Sometimes the only way to fuck a couch is to give half the couch away to somebody else to fuck, sometimes it is a long road to getting to fuck your couch.

This war could have been ended a few years ago had Europe/US the balls, but unfortunately.

It's hard to get two sides to come to an agreement on something when one side is totally irrational.

Only time Vance is right.

Einstein was right, time really is relative, when 24 hours suddenly becomes 4 months and counting.
- Trump was going to stop a 3 days war in one day. In just not sure what planet are we using for the definition of Day