FistingEnthusiast @ FistingEnthusiast @lemmynsfw.com

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Oh well, I can't please everyone

Well, I quite enjoy fisting, and I'm really good at it...

Yeah, people just can't handle the internet...

Banned across all accounts

I said "bad bot" to a nazi apologist, and apparently that's "violence"

It's a shame. I had quite a cult following for my "performance art"

I almost lost a fingertip a couple of years back when someone I worked with fucked up.

That's the only one I'm slightly miffed about.

I have enough sensation, and the scarring has improved with time

My tattoos are old and wonky, but they're a marker of my life. They are with me to remind me of where I am, and where I have been

I've removed all the piercings apart from the PA, and that's not closing up without surgery. I'm actually really fond of it. I've had it for a couple of decades now, and I think it's pretty impressive

Most importantly, my woman likes it!

Money doesn't matter that much to me, and staying true to each other is worth a hell of a lot more than a mil to us

I'm lucky enough to live in a civilised country

Free health care, little crime, people aren't constantly terrified of everyone around them

It's pretty sweet

Jesus, that's even worse...

Hopefully Digg is as successful as I hope in its second iteration

It's not just that sub

I was permabanned for "violence"

I said "bad bot" to a nazi who said Elmo did nothing wrong with his sig heils

Reddit is fucked, bowing to pressure from Musk

We've already talked about those hypotheticals

We're devoted to each other. There is no amount of money that would change that

There is no price, because it would be cheating on my fiancée

She's more important to me than anything in this world

Smoking affects the flavour hugely

In a bad way

I felt my blood pressure rising as I read this

Perfect satire!

Intelligence, curiosity, a taste for adventure, sense of humour, a healthy sexual appetite (obviously), kindness

I have known a few women who have a cum fetish, but only one who would want me to cum on the things for her to enjoy

I was just not comfortable with cumming on the floor so she could lick it up. She was definitely a power-bottom, and I hope she found happiness somewhere

This is so damned true.

Like how people relaxed once Biden was voted in, thinking that America had learnt what a clusterfuck Trump was

Yanks never seem to learn

The only way you're getting content this specific is to ask someone to make it for you

I'd start by asking fetish content creators. I'm sure you already know this, but you ain't getting this shit for free

Oh, I'm definitely not expecting the US to do the right thing, or even the less awful thing

I fully expect laws to be broken, people to be persecuted, and the entire system thrown into such disarray that your backwards excuse for a country becomes a dictatorship akin to Russia

But there's a small part of me that thinks that maybe it won't

It's a fucking small part.

I'm feeling a very dangerous thing:

Hope

I was pretty close to writing 'Murica off as a lost cause. You lot keep doing the most fucking horrible things

Please don't break my heart yet again

Ask to DM, or invite them to DM you.

Also, make sure you actually establish a rapport. A couple of comments back and forth in a sub is premature. If you see them commenting regularly on things, then engage there, over a period of time. Let them get a feel for you

Bear in mind that reddit is not usually a good place to find a partner. I say usually because I actually met my fiancée on reddit...

We're very much the exception rather than the rule though

Good luck to you!