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  • There are some triggered lib comments on Bluesky. I didn't share any because they were far more whiney and pathetic than funny. Sad.

    But I'm surprised how many libs are finally not pouncing on the bait and they grasp right-wing messaging.

    What's so perfect about this Lindsey Graham tweet is that it's absurd enough where he can claim it's a joke, it's sycophantic enough where he can score points with the MAGA primary voters he needs, and Trump is delusional enough to believe that he means it.

    https://subium.com/profile/trumpstaxes.com/post/3lnyigi2vzs2b

  • I'd be the best pope folks, people come up to me all the time "Oh Mr. President, Mr. President, why aren't you the pope?" and honestly folks I don't know, so we'll be on the lookout for that white smoke, and it'll send up a smoke signal for the whole world to see - PRESIDENT TRUMP, can you imagine that? Me as the pope. I'd be the best

  • A lot of people don't know this, but I'm actually the best at Catholic.

    • I'd pay to watch Trump attempt to partake in a Catholic mass unaided.

    • 2028 Summer Olympics are in LA. Olympics People - I'm ready for my Gold. Should be Special Trump Gold Medal because I'm the president. Maybe people will get mad and I shouldn't say this. But if Catholic at the Olympics - I get the Gold Medal. So... should be.

      • fuck I'm imagining Trump in the Popemobile wearing the hat and holding the Olympic torch with three gold medals around his neck ("I actually won three times but Sleepy Joe stole one, very unfair, but we have Olympics this time and I'm president, so I'm getting the Olympic medal for president three times now and we love it!")

        just grinning like an idiot and doing the little jerking off two dudes dance he does at rallies but from inside the Popemobile with the Olympic torch

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