Why are they all so orange?

It's like medieval times when syphilis was the rage so idiots started pointing their little finger when drinking tea. I can see how most normal people just made mocking songs about them even under threat of beheading

Lot of money in that room.
Also get you a girl that looks at you the way she looks at him.

They all have the same disease

Genuine question, do you think MTG posed for this picture because she's that kind of psychopath? Or she has Genuine admiration fuck you eyes?
- I will never be able to read that shit as marjorie taylor greene.
- She wants this so bad
  
  Oof that thumbnail
- What does magic the gathering have to do with this photo?
  
  Not as much as I wish.

Every time I see a pic of Marjorie The Gathering, I'm reminded of the best description of her I've ever read: that she looks like a serial killer who is wearing a victim's face.
- I haven't been able to enjoy Marjory The Gathering since the release of Fallen Empires. Each expansion since Revised just feels like a cash grab that I refuse to invest in.
- She looks like a Neanderthal.

Just an outward representation of how surface shallow they are.

In the late middle ages, nobility would wear make up, false moles, or adopt the verbal inflections of the monarch as a part of courtier parlance.
If there was a way to encourage Washington culture to get everyone to wear orange makeup, we totally should.
Not that our federal government isn't already a parody of itself in countless other ways.

White assholes are Orange actually!

The world's supply of spray tan is represented in that room.

Maybe it's the anabolic steroids RFK claims he takes. Steroids can cause flushing in the face.
Oh sorry, I meant TRT and totally not steroids /s

Bottom left guy has a hairpiece, I'm sure.
- When two people with same hairpiece spot each other, do they tip their head or their hair?
  
  They definitely don't tip their server.

Gammons. All that hate and fury gets the blood pressure up.

Even Reagan got the treatment 😂
- That doesn't even look like Reagan. Looks more like Regis Philbin.
- I bet there's a staffer tasked with touching up the portraits with bronzer.

Aliens, the 1996 movie "The Arrival" is prophecy coming true!

The Oompa Loompas grew up!

It's weird that the most natural complexion in the photo is the painting of a dead guy on the wall.

Bottle blondes, bottle bronze. Nothing about conservatives is authentic.
- Even their hate is manufactured.

Because the rotting flesh sloughing off their bones would give away that they are, in fact, necrophages. Ghouls, if you will.

Look at the two shapeshifters on the right.

orange is the new bad

It’s a cult thing. You wouldn’t get it.
- You misspelled it. I think it’s an n and not and l
  
  ¿Por que no los dos? Culnt. When you go along with and believe everything your twat leader says.

They're all V aliens. The rubber skin suits aren't perfect yet.

The unfunny answer is likely that somebody tweaked the picture to up the orange, specifically to get a reaction. Especially likely since the reverse image search pulls up reddit as the first source, and reddit loves nothing more than beating a comedy dead horse. Finding pictures that were from the same event, people are noticeably less orange colored. Even RFK who does have an orange tinge isn't oompla loompa colored like in the OP picture.
Also community rule 2.
- While we're on the subject of oompa loopmas... What's up with Cindy Loo Who and the guy behind her? Holy canoli.
- Idk this isn't much better lol... RFK still looks like he was left in the air fryer a few minutes too long.
  
  If you don't want to see the difference in the hue/saturation/vibrancy between the photos, I think continuing back and forth would be pointless. The colors are to my eye, clearly tweaked. In the OP image even Ronald Reagan looks like he used a little spray tan. Somehow the deep brown-grey shadow on the side of his face took on a significantly more red tint, despite this being a flat painting photographed in identical lighting between both photos.
- While I won't disagree that someone upped the saturation on the above photo slightly - and slightly is the key here: it easily could have been auto corrected to that level on a simple photo editor automatically. I wouldn't be comfortable with malice being the underlying reason for what appears to be an attempt to make the photo look less washed out - which your example appears to be.
  The problem is a lot of these people are positively off of an actual human color. Spray / fake tan or years of sun exposure and subsequent damage. Take your pick. Either way: correcting color without intentionally distorting the spectrum to make them look 'normal' is not kind to most of the people in the original photo... and not drastically far off from what it appears to be.
  Disclaimer: I'm not looking at this at the office where I have a display that has been properly calibrated - but I'm reasonably certain of my assessment.

Oompa Loompa, what do we do?
With President Nazi and his orangutan crew
Oompa Loompa, how could it be?
A thunderous applause for the death of liberty
- Oompa Loompa, now tell me true,
  What do you get when they push it through?
  A fractured nation, torn apart,
  A heavy, heavy, broken heart.

Skin tone #1

As ive learned from another lemmy post, theres a fetish called bimbofication. I think thats whats happening here. Weeks left until trump starts wearing higheels, leopard print and huge plastic cups.

Huh so that's where those morons from jersey shore went.

Trump must have spray tanned his dick.

Orange is the new white!

They're hiding how old and decrepit they look.
- Looking tanned can be a stereotype about being rich and successful ("from the elite"), can be about being hardworking ("from the people"), can be about being energetic and decisive (strength, efficiency).
  Anyway, their cosmetics don't yet look uglier than those from Russian "council of the federation" photos.
  Seems not the most important thing. Having bad taste is not a crime.
  
  Man! I've been rich and successful my entire life! Specially in summer! It don't feel like it though. Speaking of which, I've watched a ton of porn and I can tell that nipples tend to be the total opposite.
- It’s not very effective.
  
  No, see it's like a chameleon: it's for blending into their surroundings. Their natural habitat is most likely... uh ... a faux leather seat from the 60s? Or some old slightly off color wood paneling. Get them in their hunting ground and all you will see is a telltale shimmer against the backdrop...

Because they are not white at heart. They are orange like no one really is.

Jeez I can see MTGs boner from here.
- Bone her? I hardly know her!
  
  Comments like this is why incels are creepy, and also why they are incels. But they blame woke and feminism for their own creepy behavior.
  Would be sad, really, if they weren't so hateful.
  Not saying the above commenter is an incel. But this is the type of comment I would expect from someone who identifies with that community, so I thought I would take the opprotunity to point it out.

Seeing Cheryl Hines there makes the “episode is over and Larry David is screwed” music play in my head.
https://youtu.be/q9RAZxNdCk8
America is Larry David
- Wow I did not recognize her or know she was married to the Crypt Keeper. That's wild
  
  Yep, lost a ton of respect for her. She said she'd divorce RFK Jr if he backed Trump. Now here she is mere feet away from him in the oval fucking office.

Agent Orange And The Orangutan Invaders...

Suckups like to imitate aspects of the person they're sucking up to.
- must suck the boots of the guy who set all this in motion

MTG's face always reminds me of one of those old school puffy catcher's mitts.

"Orange is the new scum."

They're Terminators, but from the Idiocracy universe
The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They look human - sweat, bad breath, shitty spray-on tanner, everything. Very hard to spot.

Because it's an obviously edited picture?
I mean if this is the level of opposition discourse, we better get ready for JD Vance as the next president
- Only 2 of the people from the original photo are in your photo. And they still are orange. Are you used to helping your opposition?
- Even when you control for the orange you can still see the orangeness compared to the other very white people in the room.

"Mirroring". They are cowards who want to look like Dear Leader...
- this executive order brought to you by BronZee: fake tanning mousse for a fake democracy!
- Well no, those dudes are red they have high blood pressure not orange from fake tan, the other two are probably just bad spray tans.

For some reason this makes me think of the movie "They Live"?

Orange nid strain of gene stealers cultist.

The spray tan mafia

This is picture violate rule 2 from this magazine.

They must be mainlining V8 juice to stay healthy

Lol, w/ a Gumby Reagan portrait in the background...

It's radiation poisoning from being near their glowing turd of a leader. They're ghouls.

Brawndo, of course!

Ugly and evil.

They think it makes them look human

Because their orange cunt's jizz is orange.

They all look like Bethesda NPCs

Oh Cheryl, so sad too see you caught up in this.
- I'm glad I found out about her personal life after the show finished so it didn't ruin my enjoyment.