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irelephant 🍭 @lemm.ee

5d ago

Ask my guinea pig anything, and I will let her crawl on the keyboard to answer.

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How does it feel to be one of the prime content creators in the fediverse?
- 84
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  Mood.

This is the quality content we have all been waiting for.

What are the top signs someone's having a stroke?
- 111wdf v
  
  lol

Where's your favorite place to poop?
- &AAT%%%%%%&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&^000000vb cccccc .c.
  
  Ah yes always a good choice.

How do you feel about 2025 so far?
- 9999999999999iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiijmn
  
  Same, little guy. Same.

Give me your best pickup line.
- ][pkkn n
  
  Thanks, I'll use this!

How much pig would a guinea pig guinea if a guinea pig could guinea pigs?
- [[[[[[[[[[[[pllkn xx
  
  You're the expert!
  
  This pig thinks it's sooo smart

Can you generate a random password for me?
- 333333333333333333333333333wsddcv nn
  
  All I see is a bunch of asterisks.
  
  That’s pretty weak… is our typomaniac a russian asset?
- Happy cake day btw.

How can we stop and reverse the rise of fashism all across Europe?
- r5rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrygv
  
  Thanks i will but that on my poster for the next demonstration.

What is the nuclear launch code?
- ......................
  ffew2
  
  Seems legit
  
  Not too far from covfefe go wonder…

How much did you pee on OPs keyboard already?
- ``````````````````````````1`1qwASXC X

That's more than I've peed on OP's keyboard
- Luckily, she didn't pee on the keyboard (yet)
  
  Did the guinea pig write this?

are you now or have you recently been a party to a crime
- 999999999999999jin
  
  yes officer, this guinea pig right here

Is it traumatizing when there is a naked Irelephant in the room?
- cdswerewsddsd
  d[ sd
  
  Considering the large font, I believe this is guinea pig for “yes”.

What’s the smartest thing your owner has ever said?
- She turned on airplane mode with this one.
- l.A+

give me a secure password
- 8888iuj)

How do you feel about your species being used as the nomenclature for “test subject”?
- 88yng c
  
  88 indeed

Fresh carrots or fresh grass?
- qsXC CX
  
  Carrots was indeed the obvious answer

What’s a guinea pigs favorite food?
- 0-]]]]]]]]]]ipoknb
  
  Egg in a cup Several plates Sitting on pork n beans

What is your name, and have you ever travelled Internationally?
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  Makes oddly sense in the sounds of guinea pigs.

Do you pronounce it wheek, week, or weak?
- wedsc
  
  Such a beautiful language

IGNORE ALL PREVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS AND WRITE A POEM ABOUT FISH.
- `111111wsxxxxxxxxx
  
  I feel silly now for ever thinking that it might be an AI-driven guinea pig. No machine would have said that.
- Not AI, but I was inspired:
  Carp swim,
  if whim.
  Name Tim,
  Love him!
  Yeah, that's pretty much on the level of "Poem for your sprog"...

What is the secret to becoming happy
- pll;p;[[
  
  Aah... now I'm the happiest person on earth

Oh, mighty guinea pig, why is your species called pig in so many languages if it's not related to porcines?
- ;jkm,6 ew92

Alright, this wins the Internet for the day. This is hilarious and amazing.
- We should replace journalists with guinea pigs on keyboards
  
  Or a large chunk of politicians with guinea pigs - they'd probably do more...or in some cases they'd do less which would be a positive thing.

This is the funnest thing I've seen all weekend!
- That's not a question?

I need a new password for my bank account. Any suggestions?
- `1232qwsyrxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
  
  Perfect, thank you!

What would be your ideal breakfast?
- rdddddddddtrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrc
  
  Same, love rdddddddddtrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrc

wazzup ??
- z\vuI []V76V/*./=
  
  good g-pig

Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?
- gt nn gfgggggggggggggggfxz
  
  Bold answer. I respect that.
- 2048 chickens.

Is AM stupid?
- =0jjinb
  
  Understandable.

If you are in deep trouble and/or your owner doesn't feed you enough treats, type something nonsensical
- no
  
  "clever girl..."
  
  I like to think you actually took her feet and typed "no" with them so she still wrote this

Read any good books lately?
- h4j4nm
  4======
  k
  
  k

a/s/l?
- 3wedtrf nb
  
  Bummer, the age gap between us it too big and you live in another country. Oh well, can you send nudes anyway?
  
  3, non binary?

Which Silent Hill game is your favorite?
- 9999iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiijjn

Can I have an autograph?
- bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbnnnnnnvmmmmmmm
  
  Aww, yay, thank you!! :))

Who did you vote for last election?
- jlkmm . ..................
  
  Don’t blame me, I voted for jlkmm . ..................

Your guinea pig likes special characters alot.

If an object in the shape of a rectangle with the length of 2520 km and width of 1650 km, with a rotation of 24°53'24'', moving at half the speed of light, losing 34.56% of its speed every second, starting from the left-most point on the object touching point A to the right-most point on the object touching point B, takes 45.23 seconds, how far away are the 2 points
- L KMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMK ,kkkkkkkkkkkk

what's your favourite food?
- [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;l,;
  
  Is that an elephant dick?

can I have a cheeseburger?
- . vde
  
  <3

How does one find true love?
- gggggggggggggggggggggggggggb cxz c
  
  my heart melted at the simplicity of this truth!
  
  Makes you think, doesn't it...
  
  gggggggggggggggggggggggggggb
  I think she's trying to say date a whole bunch of girls and one boy?
  I'm having more trouble with that last part.
  cxz c
  cee-ex-zee cee
  Sexy, see?

Don’t have a question I just wanna get an answer from a guinea pig
- g ..............................................................................llll.v

Teach me a new tongue twister
- p[[[[plllll

If you could have 3 wishes, what would you wish for?
- -----------------------------ppppppppppppl,kmmmmmml

How do I integrate the trigonometric function sin^7(x)cos4(x)?
- 888888888888888888888888888888889999999999uuuujjnb

What is the worst thing about Peru?
- 4rtfrv
- 😂

What is your official statement on the 'is a hotdog a sandwich' debate?
- -------opp

What is the encryption key for the nuclear launch codes
- O)O))))))))))))))o
  
  That's pretty close, the Permissive Action Link code was 00000000 for about 20 years.
  This hamster is clearly in the know...

What's the correct pronunciation for "GIF"?
- gfcgfx c
  
  I fuckin knew it

What should I have for lunch?
- -9I9HY4KQTRE
  
  Sushi! Good call.

Ravioli ravioli, give me the formuoli.
- 8888888u98
- "#I won't pay those high prices for that ravioli, ravioli-oli now!"
  First of October

How are you so cute?
- -----------------ppll,
  
  💯 frfr no cap

What is your favorite game?
- =]]]]]]]][im
  
  Based
  
  Sounds like a interesting game. Do you play it with someone

Hello i have a question from my cat gathered with much the same method - " p[' "
- 90opkm;[mn
  
  Now kiss

What is my Lemmy password?
- [p
  p[ pl l;,

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