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Israel Angered as Holocaust Trademark Denied by World Court

  • I feel the mine density and ability to react with artillery and their own drones still slows the Ukrainians on large scale offensives, we’re seeing conditions even the US never planned for. More likely russia cracked like germany in WW1, a rear collapse that leads to terms.

  • Once went to a home where a very obese patient was laying on the floor with a foot injury, and called because her leg felt numb. I adjusted her to the other side due by moving some pillows, and she felt a painful “pins and needles feeling” for a moment, which then got better. I explained to her and her mother that she had put too much pressure on a nerve and needed to adjust her position regularly.

    Two. Hours. Later. Same house called for leg feeling numb. I called for lift assist and took her to the hospital, because if they couldn’t follow directions she needed adult supervision rather than taking one of two county ambulances out of service over and over.

  • Hillary Clinton is bisexual, leaning lesbian, and was having an affair with Anthony Weiner’s wife.

    It fits a lot of the behavior and side comments of people close to the situation, including the email scandal and his behavior at the time. But I have no real information and never expect to.

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Attempting to Dispel Pedophilia Claims, Trump Press Office Releases List of His Legal-Aged Mistresses

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    White House Refuses to Reveal Content Trump Felt “Was Too Racist to Release”

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    As Epstein Questions Increase, Trump Administration Officials Becoming Nervous About Sex Tape Releases

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    White House: Donald Trump Has Begun Referring to Himself as “Doctor”

  • Edit: google sent me to the wrong bill, this is in committee. Apparently when I searched for new crypto law text, google thought I wanted bills written by high schoolers about crypto.

    https://www.congress.gov/119/bills/s954/BILLS-119s954is.pdf

    So I decided to read this bill to work my way through all the FUD and report back, and I can say with some confidence this bill was written by old people with no idea what bitcoin does, and 20-year-olds who think language is substance. Here are some gems:

    The facilities to hold the bitcoin need to be spread around in secure places, to prevent theft. Of a digital currency. They literally un-memed “the files are in the computer.”

    It does state that Bitcoin is a currency and it shows stability, comparing it to gold. So a point for the fears it legitimizes a very unstable digital currency held by a number of anonymous large stakeholder that can push price.

    Terminology vaguely describes vague terms. They define terms poorly, which opens the door to later confusion and argument what they mean. “Fork” I especially call out; I read legal documents and I wouldn’t sign this without clarifications.

    The government is buying a million coins over 5 years, then they are permitted to sell 10% a year. So they just backstopped bitcoin.

    They are paying for it (in part) by making banks hand in their gold certificates, having them revalued, and making banks pay the difference. Banks will Not like this. I wonder if they’ll refuse the new certificates.

    This is a very short bill, give it a read. This is very poorly written and thought out in my opinion, but spot on for the current government. It will, however, greatly stabilize and increase bitcoin prices.

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    White House Website Has New Section Renting Bedrooms: Lincoln Bedroom $1 Million Per Night

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    ICE Predicts Record Month as Over 800 Mexican Search & Rescue Workers Deported to Honduras

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    FEMA to Deploy Over 600,000 Prayers to Texas

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    Turmoil in Supreme Court as Palantir Makes $1.2 Billion Offer to Purchase Justice Thomas

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    Trump Confirms “He Will Win” UFC Fight at White House, Confirms Pay per View

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    China Lays Off 50,000 Intelligence Officers, Redirects “Much of the Money” to Republican Donations

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    Secretary Hegseth and CNN Committed to Ending Rumors He Cannot Interview After Downing a Fifth of Vodka

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    Trump Declares ‘Total Cease Fire’ a Test, Says We Passed

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    Robert Kennedy and Trump to Lick Bat on June 1st to Mock LGBT, Covid Scientists

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    Trump Confirms “Golden Dome” Actually “Golden Do Me”

    TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    I Know You’ve Seen This Before

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    White House Offers Correction After Karoline Leavitt Accidentally Answers Reporter’s Question Accurately

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    Trump Team Heavily Lobbying for Jared Kushner as Next Pope

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    As US Military Leadership Crumbles, Chinese Leaders “Kind of Curious” if They Could Take Nebraska

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    Texas Republican Party ‘Near Civil War’ as State House Debates Gun-Based Abortions