The social network was frankly quite kind to this little pest

God the whole tech industry is run by man-children

Is he jealous of the attention Musk is getting and now wants to output as many bad takes or something?

Elon Musk isn’t an outlier taking on the world, he’s just the first to ditch the mask.

: “Silly commies, the private sector can be trusted to do the right thing! Look how sustainable and socially responsible we are!”

: “Stupid leftists think they’re rebelling but look at how ethical porky is! That’s disgusting! Hey porky! Be less ethical! Us consumers demand it!”

: “With pleasure!”

: “I’m back to pandering to you now, Mr. Lowest common denominator!”

: “Thanks! Never betray me again!…As I was saying…you leftists have no idea what it’s like to be marginalized for your political beliefs like I do!”

Yuckerberg slams his fist on the table

"We're going to do the Metaverse again! And we're going to do it right this time! No more welcoming, family friendly bullshit. We're giving the avatars dicks (still no legs though) and we're gonna have VR Mii fuckin' like the market* demands!"

*Cabal of gross billionaire lizard men

I preferred him as a deadeyed alien/cyborg

I was just thinking a few days ago, how healthy is it for a marriage, or any relationship even, to have a partner that is constantly reinventing themselves. Like you are settling, or adjusting, to “wannabe president” zuckerberg, and now he is wrestling dudes and talking about “alpha energy” during cocktails?

I know money and influence isn't everything, but imagine sucking so much you can't keep a marriage going when you're feasibly insulated from every possible stressor.

im begging one of these assholes to please for love of pete please define what masculine and feminine energy means

no do not reply with your definition to this comment i want them to fucking say it

Kanye, Musk, Trump, Bezos, Gates like Join us Mark.

Capitulating to the incoming administration ahead of time in anticipation of favors.

only one spot for him, and that’s in front of the wall.

So, he's a eunuch because of women? That's a new one. I wonder what his children think of this.

Nah just pandering to whoever's in power. If Harris won he'd be singing a whole different tune.

Billionaires are the only people who don't deserve HRT

what is this guy talking about, isnt his core demographic teen girls

The company I, a man, founded and continue to run, which operates in a field historically and currently dominated by men, has too much feminine energy.

Once again capitalism created this thing it's fighting against. Woke and soy started right there where Facebook lives. Soy because the economic factors required removed to exist.

Move to CA and live in a pod because housing is expensive and drink soylent because you need to optimize your production. You will eat the bugs because we need efficient protein sources according to my algorithm. You will own nothing and be happy because I can create an app that incentivizes rent-seeking for everything in your life.

Since we have to accept a more progressive tone thanks to our gay white male capitalists, we're going to just do rainbow capitalism. Then we're going do woke capitalism because it provides another market metric to exploit for investment. Also we're hiring cheap overseas labor so might as well explain all the brown people by saying we're following some diversity goal. Disregard that there is no actual diversity among those who control the labor. The four or five people who run the tech world have no DEI.

My woke removed future came true now everyone is obsessed with podcasts and I learned about woke through that. Even though we were never actually woke, I'm going to harass my few remaining employees who might be of a marginalized group so I can signal my internet friends that I'm against woke. I fired all the actual woke people because they were too expensive and replaced them with people who don't care, they're just desperate to make it in America. So I'm not actually losing anything by confronting the woke mind virus, it's just another obfuscation of me cutting costs and trying to chase declining returns.

I preferred MMA Zuck. Can we have him back?

To think my cousin called the film embellished or exaggerated or something.

Probably, but he's definitely been cuked for years.