All Israelis in favor of etc. should live i-
Actually, Imma go ahead and stop you right there
I feel like I'm failing (at least) a Rorschach test, but I can't unsee The Juggernaut in Trump's chin/neck
Is there any way to interpret this information that doesn't conclude that the seal on human-to-human transmission is broken?
"Going forward, to avoid embarrassing situations, all jokes on X must include the number 69 or be in the form of a Doge meme. Failure to comply will result in a ban."
"Citizen! You have "tested" three grapes. Please swipe your card now or you will be forced to surrender the contents of your stomach at your expense."
Bro posted this the day after Hurricane Helene, which put USA at the same number of Cat. 4 or 5 landfalls in the last, like 8 years, as all the previous 50-ish
You better start believing in extreme climate experiments Mr. Musk...you're in one
lol, now if only they could put functioning printers in their printers they'd be all set
"Which is why I've made it my mission, at great personal cost, to suppress better arguments!"
Also, nothing but love for Carl Sagan. I want to live in the world he believed in. But! Sometimes the best cure for a fallacious argument is a picture of a pig with poop on its balls
Joe Biden using the Zap Brannigan approach to achieving a ceasefire:
"Well, we've already sent almost all of our missiles, and we lack the industrial capacity to make more...so we're getting pretty close to bringing about that ceasefire. Any day now really"
And from the point of view of my colon they're not that...no, even then, they are really, really full of shit
"And really, wouldn't the greater crime be to not shoot him and deprive the world of my divine and enlightened leadership?"
Imagine believing this and using it as proof that you should be a racist piece of shit rather than realizing the 1000s of years old book filled to the brim with atrocities, at the very least, shouldn't be your sole guide to morality 
It's a small point, but it's pretty telling how the 'health' section is talking about companies failing, while the 'Business' section is talking about the effects of lack of access to masks (lol, as if 
not masking was in any way related to current supply levels).
Really going mask off (heh) with what health they're actually concerned about 
The way things are going I'll say...Rock. It's a rock. But techbros can 
it up:
You can have a hitting rock, a throwing rock, a sitting rock! Rocks to start fire, rocks to contain fire! There's no end to the potential of Rock! So get in on the ground floor, they're not making any more
"They can't prohibit or restrict aid if we don't send any", 
, "See, we're still the good guys!"
"Immediately after the photo was taken Vance bellowed 'MIND FREAK!', threw the eggs on the floor, looked confusedly at the mess he made, then smugly asked 'still, where'd all the egg yolk come from?'"
