Bulletins and News Discussion from December 30th, 2024 to January 5th, 2025 - Another Goddamn Year of the Goddamn News
Bulletins and News Discussion from December 30th, 2024 to January 5th, 2025 - Another Goddamn Year of the Goddamn News
Image is of Jeff Daniels in The Newsroom, giving a speech (parodied below) about how - gasp - America sucks. But in a patriotic way.
And you - general megathread poster - yeah - just in case you accidentally wander into the news megathread one day, there are some things you should know, and one of them is that there is absolutely no evidence to support the statement that we're the greatest megathread in the world.
We're seventh in citations, twenty-seventh in accurate predictions, twenty-second in effortposts, forty-ninth in non-mainstream article posting, 178th in guessing when wars will start, third in powerusers, number four in dialectics, and number four in megathread exports. We lead Hexbear in only three categories: pointless infighting, number of adults who believe Putin is based, and copium manufacturing, where we produce more than the next twenty-six lemmy megathreads combined, twenty-five of whom are full of delusional liberals. None of this is the fault of any Hexbear user, but you, nonetheless, are without a doubt, a member of the WORST-period-GENERATION-period-EVER-period, so when you ask what makes us the greatest megathread in the world, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about! Jokes about whether they got a Zionist's semen in time?!
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It's actually really uncivil to learn details about treasonous activities of your political rivals
Him and LBJ are such fucking losers for having their GOP competitors dead to rights committing treason and doing fuck all about it.
Add Biden to the list lmao. How civility poisoned do you have to be not to take advantage of Jan 6 to banish Trump to the shadow realm
And Ford
Maybe he already knew all that and was just bored
quite plausible tbh
I remember learning about Yasser Arafat separate of Zionist propaganda. The dude seemed incredibly civil despite all the assassination attempts. So I was confused when headlines and the like kept painting him as a bad guy.
Can't wait to be sitting in the hexbear retirement home to watch all the abhorrent coverage when Obama dies
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