This is the most pathetic thing I've ever seen.
I’m still waiting for liberals to provide me with a satisfactory explanation for why I should feel an ounce of sympathy for these rabidly racist genocidal fascists
He booked a very expensive venue to have his sycophants squeal and clap for him
The Israeli protestors demanded more genocide, and more genocide they got.
When the climate disaster has escalated to that point, they will have already switched to summary executions
The west has fallen
How long before Amerikkka engineers a shoot down of a passenger plane bound for “Tel Aviv” to blame on Hezbollah and justify troop deployment?
These “high-ranking official tells troops to prepare for major conflict” type articles have been published every day for at least the past 25 years, and to date has yet to amount to anything other than slop for bloodthirsty tabloid readers
They start frothing at the mouth if you suggest that they shouldn’t physically assault their children
Eric Adams would never stab an Israeli war criminal to death before hijacking the plane, fake news
I'm just waiting for some one-word Muskrat-backed Silicon Valley startup called "Dye" or whatever the fuck to pop up trying to sell suicide pods here where you have to sign over your life savings to use it. It's not legal right now but I'm sure once Melon Husk calls Presinald Trunt a very handsome man on ecks he'll sign an executive order legalizing it.
airborne
Hopefully not for long
Sell them? They’ll give it away for free.
They hate the people so much that they don’t consider them to be human beings
The news mega is all joever, shut it down. It was fun while it lasted! Hillary Clinton finally defeats Hexbear.
:china-collapse-imminent-thumbnail:
Israel is on the cusp of ending their state in an apocalyptic war (as soon as they commit forces into Lebanon)
May every invader die an agonizing and excruciating, drawn-out death
Hopefully Hezbollah ends his suffering as swiftly as possible
Bu-bu-but I thought pissrael had destroyed one million trillion Hezbollah launchers?
So due to various reasons I don’t really care if my entire family gets tied to train tracks and run over tomorrow, but I still think it’s blithely comedic
Now that my dad is entering the Biden stage of his life, my siblings have started to fight over who gets what (By which I mean the shitty furniture in the house; also I got cut off a long time ago lmao !markkks-juggalo)
Apparently my brother is now demanding “unpaid rent” (at $3000 a month, over 16 years) from my dad because he lived with him and had to deal with the “mental anguish” and “caretaking responsibilities”.
The kicker is that my dad was always whining year after year about him living in his house and threatening to kick him out time after time (he never did). My brother was always whining about living with the old man too (he has his own house sitting empty that he can move to at any moment). They basically live entirely separately within the house lol.
It also came out that he was also siphoning money out of dad’s account (in addition to half of the pension that he somehow convinced dad to give him). Now my sister is mad and saying she should get the other half.
I found out about all of this after he sent me a five figure “invoice” for “caretaking services”
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The kicker:
>The system isn’t purely run on AI. It also relies on human input to help it learn and become more accurate.
And then
>And so far it’s getting high marks from employees
(no employees interviewed or cited)
>Who call it “Bo-Linda”
Love to regurgitate company PR material as fact
Smurf-ass motherfuckers. You’re not even real cops but you still wear that dumbass badge. Guess this is where all the academy dropouts ended up at. I see you taking your own backpacks straight past the checkpoints you fucking hypocrites. You couldn’t catch a bomb if it landed right on top of you you fucking fucks AAAAAAAAA!!!!! !monke-rage
My butter knife could be used to take control of the plane? Holy fuck are you fucking listening to yourself? That’s literally my fucking job! Fuck you! And they give fucking butter knives to the business class passengers on the fucking plane, holy fucking shit!!! !guts-rage
Don’t tell me I’ve been fucking randomed, I can see the green cleared icon reflected in your glasses you lying sack of shit, fuck you! !lenin-rage
>Nancy Federico, 77, has lived at her apartment on La Playa Street, behind the motel, for 43 years and has an ocean view. When the building goes up, she won’t be able to see the ocean anymore.
>“I moved here for that view,” said Federico. “I pay for that view, and then you want to take it away from me and give it to somebody else? How are you going to compensate me? You’ve got to compensate me, or do I have to file a lawsuit?”
!wall !not-listening!how-compelling-flipped!speech-side-l-1 The lawsuit counter is that way, ma’am. !speech-side-l-2
>In the worst-case scenarios that the Biden administration has quietly simulated over the past year or so, Russian hackers working on behalf of Vladimir V. Putin bring down hospital systems across the United States. In others, China’s military hackers trigger chaos, shutting down water systems and electric grids to distract Americans from an invasion of Taiwan.
Burgerlanders are so important that the seeseepee will make your toilet overflow to distract you from epic Slava Taiwani
Such a perfect encapsulation of liberal propaganda
Rhetorical question we all know the answer to
The liberal lexical field seems to be limited to variations of “our great nation” “our great republic” “ our great democracy” and the titular “Great American ExperimentTM” mixed with incessant whining that their sacred holy saint Founding Fathers (PBUT) would be unhappy (well they would, primarily because black people can vote) (well actually they don’t have time to focus on anything other than the incredible agony of being brutally tortured in the depths of hell for all eternity)
Wow, it sure is weird that this mysterious escalation in violence” just keeps happening out of nowhere!
>Western diplomats tried to head off a full-fledged war there
Fuck you
Cops scare him off and chase ensues with the cops trying to crash the crowded hostage bus as man bleeds out. Random lady gets broken wrist after her car gets totaled by bus.
Like a babby's first bourgeois revolution
“Those subhuman savages are primed to support Nazi ideology!”
“The baby killing slur terrorists are doing blood libel!”
Is it because they didn’t sing enough songs from Les Mis?
VILenin [he/him] @hexbear.net Yes it's me, Vladimir Lenin. :i-was-saying!I-was-saying
