As a gentleman, I'd offer to hold the steering wheel so she has an easier time aiming her lance at oncoming traffic.

Take her to a knightclub

Become the damsel in distress naturally (I'm a 6'2 bearded man)

Help her save France from the English.

What makes you think I'm not already similarly equipped?

(Any good excuse to trot out this heavy bastard, which I don't have occasion to do often enough anymore. It could really use a polish. There's a project for the weekend...)

I PUT ON MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT

Demand a shrubbery.

"I'm glad you brought protection"

what i'm told

Not another one knight stand!

Take her to paladinner and a movie?

(Sorry.)

beg her to marry me

It greaves me to say it, but I'd pull her into a warm vambrace and try to tap that cuirass.

Laugh at everyone who mocked me for carrying a SAK around.

CALL THE LOCKSMITH!!!!!!!!!!!

Get excited about where ever we're going because I know it should be awesome

Looks like I'm in for a good knight!

You’ve got mail!

We take Jerusalem!

Get either a piercing weapon to exploit weak points or a bludgeoning weapon to transmit force through the plate, because she's clearly here to do battle. Dinner can come AFTER I've defended my honor.

Yep, she's a keeper.

Marry her.

WD40

I would think there's a fair chance she might be interested in hearing all about my 18th level Paladin!

Gosh, is it warm in here?

Expect an inquisition into ur bedroom.

Rejoice! She brought protection!

"Glad to see you brought protection." 😈

Immediately go buy a can opener?

I would let her pull my sword for sure

If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it

Edit: before any nerds weigh in, I know that's not ring mail.

As a longbow user, that armor isn't going to be much good

Marry her?

Why didn't you tell me so I could have worn something that matched?

Ask if her father was possibly a little overprotective.

You don't need to put a ring on it...

... unless she was going to expand on the chain mail coif; then you'll need lots of rings.

Enjoy the ren faire.

They say dress for the job you want...

Marry her!

Take Jerusalem! Deus Vult!

Girl, you're dressed to slay tonight.

Let her conquer me.

Ask her if the maille is butted or riveted

Wife

"I said we meat at night, not as knight"

"Hey I got your two handed sword right here!"

*grabs crotch*

*she takes a look*

"Oh that's more like a little pocket knife isn't it?"

*makes sad hurt male ego noises*\

I'm underdressed and didn't know it.

Traditionally, thrust. Thrust hard, aim for the belly.

Take her on a crusade to concur the holy land, start a quest to find the Holy Grail, and show her how to slay the dragon.

Badass.

kneels down, bowing my head against the flat of her long sword

"By the Lady before whom this sanctuary is holy, I will be true and faithful, and love all which she loves and shun all which she shuns, according to the laws of God and the order of the world. Nor will I ever with will or action, through word or deed, do anything which is unpleasing to her, on condition that she will hold to me as I shall deserve it, and that she will perform everything as it was in our agreement when I submitted myself to her and chose her will."

Then I'd take her out for pizza and bowling.

A duel it is then. Finishes last of my wine

We going to Medieval Times!

"Oh shit. Why didn't you tell me we were going to a ren faire/Medieval Times? I would have dressed up too!"

Time to get medieval on dat ass.

She could wear a trash bag if she's this cute, I'm still going out with her.

DEUS VULT

She can slay my dragon any time.

Plate armor? With chainmail links that bad? You trying to get yourself killed?

Fall deeply, and completely in love

NI!

Suggest a first date that involves a mosh pit.

Don't try to hide my erection

That would be awesome, but I would be severely underdressed.

I would be anyway.

If you want to horse around, I think I have two coconuts in the trunk.

Smile and lube up

keep my lance hid until the joust begins

The Spanish Inquisition? At this time of year! At this time of day! In this part of the country! Localized entirely within your kitchen?!?

Take out the ring

Deus Vult!

Can opener?

Tell her we don’t have to go in her Tesla if she’s forced to wear that.

Joust!

She still looks good. 🤔

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K6BRna4_bmg

Quest for some sort of cup.

Ask her to take down my enemies cause God put those hands on earth for throwing...Jesus they are huge!

Mawwage......

Do you even joust, bro?

act as if it was completely normal just to throw her and everyone else off

I challenge thee to a duel

Very Muslim of her