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  • That's why he puts on all that eyeliner. It drives the furniture wild! 😍😍😍

  • Couch menace
  • You'd have to do way worse than that to be on"their" level.

  • Trump suggests giving Vladimir Putin whatever he wants
  • He's Putins pretty lil puppet. 😊

  • Teach the children.
  • Comparing social media to nazi Germany where jews were mass murdered? That's extreme. 😳

  • Teach the children.
  • What data stealing evil corpo site did she use to get this message out? X? 🤔

  • Clever guy
  • I never thought about that. Lol.

  • The best hill of them all.
  • You mean if you drive hands free as opposed to having a tablet being held by your car so you can use your hands on the wheel? You can mount an iPad in your car. Lol.

  • The best hill of them all.
  • Old man screams at clouds. 👴✊️☁️

  • In the doghouse [Clearly Confused]
  • Next thing it'll be"I got pegged last night. I was so full!"

  • The four horsemen of the dogpocalypse.
  • I thought the awful Disney I was watching with my niece was the worst thing ever until I saw this. I guess my phone is a bad distraction. 😢

  • JD Vance has the clap, pass it on.
  • And sex doll from Temu is refunded. Thanks for ruining my good times. 😭

  • JD Vance has the clap, pass it on.
  • Pretty eyeliner J.D. 🤔

  • Vance mocked for saying eggs cost $4 — while standing in front of a dozen for $2.99
  • And they'll still believe and defend him. 🙄

  • Smart home
  • This gives a new meaning to trouble shooting. 🤔

  • Lingering damage
  • Make sure to pour sulfuric acid down the drain right before he shows up. 🤔

  • Ahead of the presidential election, Ben & Jerry’s endorses Kamala Harris with new ice cream flavor
  • Call it Trumps dick. All the Maga idiots will buy it out! 😁

  • I have no idea how to react to this.
  • It's that guy that tries hard to be center leaning. 🤔

  • California governor signs law banning all plastic shopping bags at grocery stores.
  • They did this in ny. I never remember to bring a bag. I walk to everything and I'm not always planning on going shopping so I end up with a garbage bag filled with reusable bags that I end up thowing away. I get why they're doing it but I hate it. Groceries cost enough as it is. I don't see why we should care about the environment. Humans are terrible. The faster we go extinct, the better. 😖

  • Immersed Visor's First Big Showing Heightened Concerns About Deliverability
  • I was actually looking forward to this stupid thing. Oh, well.

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