What is the funniest one syllable word you can think of?

Have you ever used Shlorp as a verb? I feel it paints a particular picture

What the fuuuuuuck. How do you delete someone else's post?

I learned a new thing today, thank you!

Does it sound like peef too? How many decibels do you think you could crank one out to?

You know Björk in swedish is a tree

Isn't it two syllables

Yes, and you have to say it while sucking in air, not breathing out.

Oh, we accepting abbreviations now to fit one syllable? This is cheating, I'm calling the police

This is how I abbreviate avocado smash & eggs. Mostly with two g's, but still.

It's literally the translation of dirt or filth in German.

Another great on syllable Yiddish word is Schmuck

I don't know Yiddish, but it's got some good words. I feel like Hutzpah is one that I hear from time to time

So it's a name for a thing that doesn't actually exist?

It's funny that quaff is spelled similarly, but has a completely different vibe to it. The two don't mix at all.

Well, unless you're into quaffing queefs, I'm not here to judge.

The sound of scientific progress, and something much more fun too!

A hard A, eh?

twaight

I used to have a dog named Schnozz! He was always sticking his schnozz where it shouldn't be

Are you a fan of Philomena? Cunk on Earth was pretty great

I didn't know you could verb this one. But being called a putz is devastating in a way. Like, you think it's a dirty word, but it's really not

Nob and Knob are spelled the same, and I feel like you could use them interchangeably.

Hit someone with a Gnob and they'll look at you funny

On your way to the infart.

How do you pronounce that, is it something like "coom" ?

I can totally get why it would sound gross

That’s the only word in the (American) English language that uses w as a vowel (I hope British English has a stronger Welsh influence, but I can’t say). If you learned “and sometimes y and w” as part of your vowels, that’s the reason why.

I think 'scrunched' is the longest one I've seen in this post, I can't think of a longer one.

In a similar vein, it feels really wrong that 'abbreviate' is such a long word.

This is kind of blowing my mind that a word that long is only one syllable

Is this German for Five? Goofy looking number

Shmeckels makes me think of a fun name for money, like shekels.

I say look at this fat stack of smackaroonies! That's a lotta dough, there's gotta be a hundred clams here! And you know what I'm gonna do with all these bones? Buy a thesaurus!

"Bloop" is associated pretty strongly with Slime Rancher for me. It's the noise of happy slimes