klemptor @ klemptor @startrek.website

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My favorite forever ensign

Sage green

Regularly? Yes. A one-off? Not the biggest sin.

Holy shit you're not kidding

Geese are terrifying though

Ugh I'm annoyed at how right you are!

Fight war, not wars

Breakfast for dinner, hands down. I'm not much for dessert anyway.

• Watching the blue jays at my bird feeder & birdbath
• My first sip of tea in the morning
• '60s music
• Dogs and cats
• Also horses - I moved to an area with a lot of horse farms and, from my second floor windows, sometimes I can see a horse or two hanging out in a paddock a couple of hills away
• Fun new makeup (one of my most recent new palettes is this:)

Featuring Herman Menderchuck

OMG I just wanna squeeze those lil feets.

Man for me it was that $1.25 pool stand hot dog

And independents

It seems like every episode of Discovery must contain:

• A red alert
• A fistfight or space battle
• Egregious unnecessary special effects
• A tear-filled conversation, often at a very inappropriate time
• A character saying "When I was younger" to start a stupid overwrought reason why the current mission has personal meaning for them due to some deep trauma or insecurity
• Somebody saying how important it is to "connect" with others
• Some race against the clock that would not be needed if the characters would quit crying to each other and act like goddamn professionals
• Cringeworthy unprofessional levels of awkwardness

I'm speed-hatewatching my way through it, on season 5 right now and I can't wait until this stupid shit is over.

Birdloaf

PRS are gorgeous guitars

Piggy is adorbs

I have a nail polish called I Am A Meat Popsicle and it's the sickest thing ever

Do you realize that's a slur?

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