"They didn't like the name so they made them use a woke new name. I think that's bad. It's bad. Lotsa people don't know this but canola oil is woke! It's true - it's true. The name is from Canada plus Latin oil word. Old strong and powerful name was r*pe seed oil."
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Etymology: 1970s from Canada + -ola (based on Latin oleum "oil").
"A big strong guy - muscles everywhere bulging - big like Mr. Linebacker - said 'Mr. President Trump, sir - I have something I gotta ask. You'll say no but I gotta ask. You look delicious. Can I have a bite of you?' I said 'MAGA needs me at 100%.' He said 'Yes - I know. But I had to ask.' Looked sad. Very sad..."