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There are so many of them... lmao

https://www.shutterstock.com/search/wrong-tool-job

And he's not holding the throttle (even if he is gripping it by the safety switch). As long as the chain brake is engaged, he should be OK. If that is the case, then this isn't quite Darwin Award material, but it's in the same ZIP code.

John Waters would have done it.

Putting it in your cart and then using it as a battering ram to attack the other data harvesting robots in the store

God, my dad could rizz a gyatt

ORANGE CAT BAD

Oh shit, it's a giant enemy lobster, just like at the battle of Wuzhang Plains

With that hair? My first instinct was to go looking for a sonnenrad patch. Keith Stürmer, etc.

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> pee tape

This is your daily reminder that the "S" in "IOT" stands for "Security."

Trump was never this cool, or hot dog-like

One of the most concealed, believe me. More and more people are saying it.

Kamala Harris's unlikely edge

Also just a quick PSA that artists on Spotify can see your (public) playlist names that use their songs, so just slap "Good Luck Babe" and "Hot To Go" on a playlist, set it to public visibility, and name it, "Those who do not move, do not notice their chains" or some such. If enough people do this, those playlists will eventually bubble their way onto the artists' dashboards.

Probably have better luck starting with salacious Rosa Luxemburg quotes, tbh