Added Bugs to Keep my job
Added Bugs to Keep my job
Added Bugs to Keep my job
"Update"
It was my dotfiles, ok?
You're going to regret not adding the second sentence to the commit message some day.
Bold of you to assume there is a cohesive theme to dotfile commits. Usually it's just been long enough that I don't want to lose my latest tweaks
Squash me later
My commit messages have gotten extremely lazy since I start squashing all my commits down to one. I just describe the PR on the first commit message and write nonsense in all the others.
Tests: Add a few test files.
I thought we lost you ... Jia Tan!
Initial commit
grats on formalising your (new) project
Initial commit #463
God read my code and it made Him cry
Update coffee list and tex files.
...and yes we have our office coffee list in a git repo.
Do you have any plans to open source your coffee list? I want to add this feature where I get an iced coffee in the morning
"Changed consent banner text to reflect from legal, even though they are wrong"
"circumvented GDPR despite calling out strong ethical objections, because legal & management are forcing me to"
"fix for real this time"
"28496 - there, it's fucking fixed you twat waffle."
Ticketed bug bosses son found. Dude nagged his dad who nagged us until it got fixed. Boss doesn't review code. And for the sake of a half dozen coworkers, I hope he never does.
"I'm sorry, guys."
";"
Previous commit was some stupid easy fix I didn't even bother compiling. Well, I should have, because it was the first time in recent memory I committed some code with a missing semicolon...
Before anyone asks : no, we don't do reviews ¯(ツ)/¯
Hrfg7ygfrvvby
wip: good luck you monday fuck hahahaha
git commit -m "if this doesn't fix it I'm looking up availabilities at my nearest maccas"
Oof
"My laptop died before I could push these"
Not a good commit name I know, but my laptop stopped booting and I just really needed to continue from my desktop.
It's a student project anyway.
Fixed dead link (fr)
French dead link?
Converted more tests to use the correct handle.
Fix for vendor lies.
hoho
I had just figured out how to fix a bug that broke our in house reminder system. My smug ass put hoho as the commit message for figuring something out that the previous guy couldn't. Of course it came back to bite me in the ass THIS WEEK when the system broke again in a similar fashion, but I couldn't remember what I had done.
Diff
I know I know. I figured out what I did before I thought of that... which was just now when you said it.
Revert this later
Yikes
Prevent subprocess from killing itself until finished.
WIP
You copycat.
Lol test
text
At a PV node, do not cut off from any TT hit. The SPRT result of this may be different than before thanks to LMR. Bench: 5212899
hey, you did ask
init: add readme
Fix 3
modified: index.html
Rip
“Initial commit, come back later”
"render trans chunks after entities/sel box etc "
Very progressive.
chore: ensure it's God's divine intellect
"Debug"
Update
sq
git commit -m 'sq' git reset --soft HEAD~ git commit --amend git push origin +release
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I wonder what the last commit message of my career will be.
"it's possible i buried a self delete timebomb in one of our repos years ago. enjoy looking for it just incase assholes"
fixed another typo
haaaands
" "
Fuck it I quit
"Merge pull request #8 from [branch name]"
Not the most exciting but hey, someone has to do it.
Merge commits 🙅
Fixes
Refactoring for the EU region.
Reusing Terraform projects for the win.
"cleanup" lol
Formatting fixes
Lint issue
Something along the lines of "I don't know what this does, I wrote this code two weeks ago"
“Again, Josh? Stop it.”
Merge remote-tracking branch 'origin/master'
Ew - rebase all the things!
m
usually the commits at the end of the day when I haven't finished a task yet. It will be squashed and disappear eventually.
chore: replaced println() with proper logging util
I forgot to replace them water finishing debugging.
"update doc to reflect reality still more"
Fixed tests.
Change port to 8080 because stupid container locks down 80
This is pretty funny, but now I want to watermark all of my future work with outdated "Made With ..." Stickers.
"Made With Printshop Deluxe!" "Made With Microsoft Works!" "Sent From my Sidekick!"
Mod: Added delay to let switches settle
Changed index.html
Added zip code to the reseller portal when batch-creating transactions in
<main-project>
I try to start off descriptive, in case I want to diff a few changes back. After that, sometimes I write notes or general reflections on life in there... Until yesterday I thought no one was reading them
Stuff
Minor text fixes
My commits are a little too specific to post here, lmao. I likely put too much info into them, I’m still trying to get a good balance.
I think long messages are a good habit. Start with something readable in the history, past that who cares? Most people rarely read past the preview, and if they do they want details
I think it's great because it makes you reflect on what the goal was and what you did. I sometimes stop to make a quick change as I'm writing, or just collect my thoughts before mentally dismissing the task
Uhh it's on a foss project so imma not dox myself lmao
Fixin’ thangz
Beta 0.9.9.9.9.9
"Monte Carlo code changes. BLAME: notme"
feature suggestion but "hyprcursor"
Quack quack
"Couldn't count all the stuff"
Update
WIP
fix this fucking gitignore
"Add ability to load sources which are not a nginx file listing."
I try to be descriptive while keeping it short.
“Some appropriate message.”
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Lots of updates (it's a private repo and I'm bad at doing smaller individual commits!)
latest cargo crates updated
some fixes
removed /32s in favour of /24s. Small layout changes.
1.1
h
Fix
Add links to navbar
Calculation Helper wagesj45 committed Apr 23, 2024
WIP
CPEUI-20102: It's working but still clean up to do.
I'll never get time to do that "clean up"
curl -s https://whatthecommit.com/index.txt
Fixed boolean logic and bump version.
Options for donation and contact links
Nothing important
Comment
github-sync: local install (WIP, split and rebase)
I wrote a brief manifesto on my hatred of Python because some refactoring ended up having a comma at the end of a line, which screwed me over for about an hour until I happened to noticed it.
Add Exporters MVP
Implement add headers
Submodule update
first release
Rolling back demo commit
changelog
"Added backoffs and logging for rate limiting"
Offset controls that are grouped together
somebody renamed the interface but didn’t rename the monitoring interface 2
Oh i don't need to add bugs...
Come to think of it, i think i'll try emojis on my next commit message... just to test...
Removed double quotes, added single quotes
someone later on -m "removed single quotes, added double quotes"
More commits == More money!!!
Why do u prefer single quotes?
Not Shall330, but double quotes can imply variables in the string in some languages.
I have no preference! It was to do with Spring/yaml config and some really strange conflict which required the use of single quotes. I'm still a total noob in the world of software dev, so I wouldn't be able to explain why it worked 🤣