Added Bugs to Keep my job

Removed double quotes, added single quotes

"Update"

It was my dotfiles, ok?

Squash me later

Initial commit

Tests: Add a few test files.

God read my code and it made Him cry

"Changed consent banner text to reflect from legal, even though they are wrong"

Update coffee list and tex files.

...and yes we have our office coffee list in a git repo.

"fix for real this time"

"28496 - there, it's fucking fixed you twat waffle."

Ticketed bug bosses son found. Dude nagged his dad who nagged us until it got fixed. Boss doesn't review code. And for the sake of a half dozen coworkers, I hope he never does.

"I'm sorry, guys."

";"

Previous commit was some stupid easy fix I didn't even bother compiling. Well, I should have, because it was the first time in recent memory I committed some code with a missing semicolon...

Before anyone asks : no, we don't do reviews ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Hrfg7ygfrvvby

wip: good luck you monday fuck hahahaha

git commit -m "if this doesn't fix it I'm looking up availabilities at my nearest maccas"

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"My laptop died before I could push these"

Not a good commit name I know, but my laptop stopped booting and I just really needed to continue from my desktop.

It's a student project anyway.

Fix for vendor lies.

Fixed dead link (fr)

Converted more tests to use the correct handle.

hoho

I had just figured out how to fix a bug that broke our in house reminder system. My smug ass put hoho as the commit message for figuring something out that the previous guy couldn't. Of course it came back to bite me in the ass THIS WEEK when the system broke again in a similar fashion, but I couldn't remember what I had done.

A

Because who cares for commit messages to my private repo?

WIP

Revert this later

Prevent subprocess from killing itself until finished.

Fix 3

At a PV node, do not cut off from any TT hit.

The SPRT result of this may be different than before thanks to LMR.

Bench: 5212899

hey, you did ask

"render trans chunks after entities/sel box etc "

init: add readme

“Initial commit, come back later”

Lol test

modified: index.html

Rip

Update

sq

git commit -m 'sq'
git reset --soft HEAD~
git commit --amend
git push origin +release

chore: ensure it's God's divine intellect

I wonder what the last commit message of my career will be.

fixed another typo

" "

"Debug"

"Merge pull request #8 from [branch name]"

Not the most exciting but hey, someone has to do it.

haaaands

Fuck it I quit

.

"cleanup" lol

Something along the lines of "I don't know what this does, I wrote this code two weeks ago"

Lint issue

Formatting fixes

Refactoring for the EU region.

Reusing Terraform projects for the win.

Fixes

Added zip code to the reseller portal when batch-creating transactions in <main-project>

I try to start off descriptive, in case I want to diff a few changes back. After that, sometimes I write notes or general reflections on life in there... Until yesterday I thought no one was reading them

m

usually the commits at the end of the day when I haven't finished a task yet. It will be squashed and disappear eventually.

chore: replaced println() with proper logging util

I forgot to replace them water finishing debugging.

Merge remote-tracking branch 'origin/master'

Mod: Added delay to let switches settle

“Again, Josh? Stop it.”

"update doc to reflect reality still more"

Fixed tests.

Change port to 8080 because stupid container locks down 80

This is pretty funny, but now I want to watermark all of my future work with outdated "Made With ..." Stickers.

"Made With Printshop Deluxe!" "Made With Microsoft Works!" "Sent From my Sidekick!"

Changed index.html

Minor text fixes

latest cargo crates updated

fix this fucking gitignore

"Couldn't count all the stuff"

Fixin’ thangz

Update

Uhh it's on a foss project so imma not dox myself lmao

"Monte Carlo code changes. BLAME: notme"

My commits are a little too specific to post here, lmao. I likely put too much info into them, I’m still trying to get a good balance.

Quack quack

Stuff

feature suggestion but "hyprcursor"

WIP

"Add ability to load sources which are not a nginx file listing."

I try to be descriptive while keeping it short.

“Some appropriate message.”

Beta 0.9.9.9.9.9

some fixes

Lots of updates (it's a private repo and I'm bad at doing smaller individual commits!)

?

1.1

WIP

CPEUI-20102: It's working but still clean up to do.

I'll never get time to do that "clean up"

Simplify link

curl -s https://whatthecommit.com/index.txt

Fix

h

Add links to navbar

removed /32s in favour of /24s. Small layout changes.

Fixed boolean logic and bump version.

"added somebodys uncomitted changes on customer A's site from the production server"

Options for donation and contact links Nothing important

Calculation Helper wagesj45 committed Apr 23, 2024

Add Exporters MVP

Submodule update

Rolling back demo commit

Offset controls that are grouped together

Oh i don't need to add bugs...

Come to think of it, i think i'll try emojis on my next commit message... just to test...

Implement add headers

"Added backoffs and logging for rate limiting"

first release

github-sync: local install (WIP, split and rebase)

somebody renamed the interface but didn’t rename the monitoring interface 2

changelog

I wrote a brief manifesto on my hatred of Python because some refactoring ended up having a comma at the end of a line, which screwed me over for about an hour until I happened to noticed it.

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