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Just wanted to clarify something here about Canadians... So you put your milk in bags but your vodka goes into milk jugs?
- Bagged milk isn't common in Edmonton, 4L jugs just like this are ubiquitous in Alberta. That's more of a BC+Ontario+Quebec thing. I can't remember if the Maritimes do it now.
  That being said, I'm not sure if you could store vodka in a bag, with booze being so controlled. I suppose boxed wine is a bag inside.
  
  I haven't seen bagged milk in BC either
  
  Bagged milk isn't common in Edmonton,
  In the last 30+ years it's only really common in Ontario.
  Back in the late 70s it was tested across the country, but only for a few years.
  But, apparently, what happens in Toronto means that it must be normal in the entire country, according to the rest of the world...
- you buy milk 4 L at a time?
  
  No...that would be insane. 1 US gallon is only 3.78541178 liters.

I got a terrible hangover just looking at this picture

Just calculated if this good value.
4L of alcohol like this would be €142.80 in Ireland.
So the price in the picture is actually quite good value lol
- You have us beat on beer, but Alberta sure knows how to distill chemicals. And also taxes most things pretty lightly.
  This comes out to €34,19 to save everyone a click.

If you need a cheap 40% ethanol solution for some reason, this is a decent bargain.
I don't recommend drinking it.
- Dozer makes it. It's good for two things, degreasing engines and killing brain cells.
  
  Sick reference my dude

doesn't alcohol kinda dissolve plastic?
- Depends on the plastic, but most plastics are fine.
  Hand sanitizer usually comes in plastic bottles and can be ethanol or isopropyl (rubbing) alcohol. Also you can buy high percentage isopropyl (and sometimes ethanol) at the drugstore in plastic bottles. Also many large bottles of liquor come in clear plastic versions.
  I wouldn't recommend using Plexiglas or acetate though. Alcohol will eat those up.
- I haven't had it dissolve plastic per se, but it definitely tastes funky pretty quickly if you're using the sort not intended to store alcohol.
  That being said several popular brands offer plastic versions of their product and it's basically the same stuff.
  
  its one of my things. I will drink the cheapest stuff that still comes in glass and that is my low bar.
- Which plastic? High-density polyethylene or HDPE(Number 2) plastic is rated for most common chemical storage. It's used for milk and sulfuric acid. It's also rated for up to water's boiling temperature.
  
  jeez. they should use that in plumbing rather than that stuff you don't want to put over 140f
- Well, everything stored in plastic bottles and containers tastes a little plastic-y to me. But alcohol will dissolve all kinds of things that water can't, so I'm pretty sure this is much worse.
  The thing to consider is: what quality of distillation comes with a package that's just a little nicer than a plastic bag?
  
  Every cheap clear spirit from an AB producer is proofed, or re-distilled 97%abv neutral grain spirit from a factory in Saskatchewan. The neutral grain spirit from Saskatchewan is very high quality, so, actually kind of impossible to fuck up. Some distilleries actually manage to, however.
- Do you not have liquor in plastic bottles? It’s never the good shit, but cheap shit is often in plastic and this is the cheapest shit. As an American I spend about $29ish CAD on 1.5L on dirt cheap local bourbon. Maybe I could get as low as $20 CAD on vodka barely fit for human consumption for 1.5L. But 4L I’m not getting for less than $40 CAD
  
  yeah. the plastic is crappy stuff. I won't buy unless its glass myself.
- Just get a cheap decanter. Problem solved if you're one to take it slow. But something tells me this isn't the target audience here.
- I'm using to dissolve all the micro plastic I've been eating on the sly
- Drink faster
  
  I know its a joke but one reason I don't drink much is because I have a hard time drinking enough, fast enough, for it to be worth it. I don't like the taste of most alcohol and what I do drink I get sick of fast.
- No we get pure ethanol for the lab in plastic bottles

I was recently in Japan and found a store selling a 4L bottle of Suntory whiskey. I was shocked by it too, thing was fuckin massive.
- A small cup for small family

That seems really cheap for Canada. Kinda surprised that packaging is legal too.
- Alberta doesn't really get involved in alcohol the same way that provinces that care about their population does.
  
  Trust me Ontario government doesn't care about its people, they just regulate the hell out of alcohol in order to milk the money. They're doing the same with gambling
  
  AB government advocacy for local craft producers: Drake no
  AB government advocacy for gambling and cannabis: Drake yes
  The liquor regulation system in Alberta is prohibitionary already. What changes would you want to see?
  
  It's true both that the current government doesn't give a shit, and we don't regulate alcohol much, but I'm guessing alcohol use rates are actually not that bad. Stereotypically, anyway, the Maratimes should all drink us under the table.
- I thought I read an article recently that they actually started banning this jug in some places.
  Edit: I guess it was a different brand of 4L vodka jug???? https://edmonton.ctvnews.ca/alberta-distillery-to-stop-making-4-litre-vodka-jugs-after-minister-raises-concern-1.6839392
  
  And the concern, as far as I can tell, was that it's too cheap for one of the umpteen ministers, and he felt that's unfair to other producers. Not the packaging.

I think I just heard Russia abruptly getting rock-fucking-hard.
- I don't know, if there's any nation that can't get it up properly at this point, it's them.

You don't want to know how much that would cost in Ontario
- Probably a couple weeks in rehab.

Perfect format for the shitty bars that fill their call brands with cheap shit!

12.50 per litre??? That's premium price not value
- Something like Smirnoff is about $30.00 for a 750ml bottle most places in Canada.
  
  That sounds about right, I don't buy much alcohol these days but when I did it would be around $12-15 for a 375ml of most bottom tier spirits. And I don't remember any getting significantly cheaper/ml by buying a bigger bottle like you'd see with most other products.
- Idk where you are getting your vodka, but low value brands in the US (Ohio specifically for me because oir state liquor board controls the proce of all spirits state wide) cost about $12 for a handle. I would agree that this is too expensive for what it is, but premium vodka like Titos or Grey Goose cost $37 for a handle, which is over double the price per liter, and those are USD, not CAD. Admittedly it has been nearly a decade since i was in an LCBO, but i know Canadian alcohol prices are al2ays higher than American ones, which is why you can't take alcohol north across the boarder.
  
  Will yes and no. The trick is to shop at the duty free stores when you are driving across the border to get US like prices on liqour.
  They typically will have the best deals on alcohol in Canada because of the ancient prohibitionist influence on our liquor laws are avoided. Not sure if this loophole has been closed yet though
- Canada has alcohol taxes I think. Also those ain't real dollars, but their local variant.
  
  For the interested, my estimate is that $34.28 of this sticker price is liquor tax.
  Federal excise is $13.93 per litre of absolute alcohol. Normally, AB provincial liquor tax is $13.76 per litre of volume, but this 4L is probably self-distributed by an AWP producer. They get reduced rates that scale based on the volume of production. Here, I'd guess it's something like $3 per litre of volume.
  
  Which actually makes it even cheaper.

I can only assume when a politician says this is irresponsible that they want the price to be lower?
- Nope, higher. 'Cause protectionism, of people I'm sure he's not involved with in any way. /s

Gone JUGGIN'

Things to do in Edmonton. Jugs of vodka and Mind Bender. Oh wait. Just jugs of Vodka.

I didn't even know it came in gallon form.
- It doesn't come in imperialism form, it is in liberté form.

Hmmm boat cleaner. Also, idk shit about ice and snow, but couldn't you use that to melt ice off your windshield?
- It should freeze near -20C iirc. Since this is Canada it could be even colder than that, but this could work I think.

I wish we could get liquor prices that good in Ontario. The cheapest bottle of whiskey or any 40% liquor is at least $31. It's outrageous.

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