I am sweating...

Well damn, Jackie, I can't control the weather

3 days old with an exclusively upvoted comment that explained something to everyone. Legend 👍
- Much obliged. I've actually been here about 2 years since the Reddit API fiasco but was originally on lemm.ee, and well, yeah lol. I'd wager that's the bulk of new accounts for the last few weeks.
You see, I sat here in my back yard smoking a joint and piecing this one out for probably 3 minutes and the answers in the comments.
How am I suppose to guess the name of a girl? And that's a remote! A remote control...
- Is JFK's wife. Kind of famous.
- It also helps to have seen That 70s Show. I didn't know the woman's name, but that bit of dialog is well known with fans of the show.

Well leak Jackie O

Eye coke’t

Remote the storm

No, OP is just a visual thinker

water water woman eyeball soda letter t remote teh cloudy sky

Well dam Jacqueline Bouvier-Onassis, I coke T remote the clouds?

This is the correct answer. The other comment about controlling weather or some shit is objectively wrong.

She. Did. Not. Ask. You. To. Fix. It. 📢

But thanks for the riddle, I liked it.

I get that response due to the way this quote may have been used on the internet, but to be fair, in the show she was absolutely implicitly asking him to fix it. She says this after seeing that Eric gave Donna his coat when she said she was cold, and was essentially testing him.
Got it: next time this happens to me reply "damn that's rough."
If your wife says "I'm cold" and you say or do nothing... that's good?
- No, ignoring her is bad, you should make it clear that you do not give a shit
Then why is she communicating a problem if no action is required? Why even say anything?
- Sometimes people want to verbalize how they think or feel. It's human nature.
- why are you communicating this question if it's got a trivial answer you're demonstrating by asking it? Why even say anything?

Well damn woman I can't remote the cloud?

Well damn Jackie I can’t control the weather. - Michael Kelso
That's what I wish I could tell my boss when my IP rotates.
Cokedt remote the cloud
Control the weather

Well hydropower, First Lady! Piercing blue eye Coke't! Forbidden hotel dildo the cumulonimbus clouds!

bonk
Go to horny jail!
- Oh noooooooo... Don't bonk me again... Don't bonk me 3 or 4 more times and pull my hair... Pleeeeaaaaasssse.....

I loved that show, but Danny Masterson made it pretty hard to re watch.

Most of the kids from that show have turned out to be terrible people.
- Most people are terrible
- I can get over them growing up to be soulless Hollywood types; it's mainly the knowledge that Danny Masterson was doing things off-set while filming That 70's Show that he's now in prison for.

Well damn Jackie, I can’t remote the sky

Wishing well overflow, old lady! Eyeball Coca-Cola, t-remote the clouds!

New lyrics to The Beatles' "Come Together" just dropped.
If she's old, I'm a mummie.

Well damn somebody I can't remote the something

Well damn I can't control the weather
- WEATHER! Ah, that's what that little gray smudge is supposed to be. I see it, now. I thought maybe it was semen in water or cotton or like black and white tie-dye.

Is a TV remote really called a "control" (not "remote control," not "controller") anywhere?

EDIT:

In non-English languages. Or at least one. Sometimes.
- This pictograph couldn't possibly make sense in any language other than English, so that's the only one that would apply in this case.

Water well Verzasca Dam Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis, left Orbital can of Coca-Cola lower case "t" television remote control the blurry Star Destroyers.