We're here, frantically paddling to keep up.

No way! It's usually only the poorest who attend events like these!

Here's a little known fact, gender neutral bathrooms are just bathrooms.

I went to the Whitehouse in 1989 as part of a high school band geek trip to play during Bush 41's inauguration. I had a ridiculous "butterfly" knife and a wad of firecrackers in my jean jacket. There was no reason to have them. They were just in my jacket all the time. The dude at the metal detector took the knife, tossed the black cats into the trash can and waved me through. He returned the knife when we left.

I wonder if that would be newsworthy today.

Passing the controller around the room playing God of War 3 on Wednesday nights.

Make a document with all of the passwords and save it to her desktop. Print it, too, and leave it in a drawer.

It's a two party system. You wouldn't want to throw your vote away!

Neat! Thank you

I always go six minutes. Fight me.

What's the Death Note?

There are likely multiple options. You don't really want change, so you get what you get.

Voting properly is not a waste.

Those bags cost money.

That's probably 25% of their holiday bonus!

Mork and Mindy is magnum opus.

Ummm. No. These are made obvious for myriad reasons. Just stop. You're staring at your phone all the time anyway. Let us do (what should be your job) our job to keep you safe.

Idiot

No duh

It used to be an hour. How is this "research" useful?

Maybe this will allow the local PD to make more arrests?

OMG can I have your autograph?! You can use this loser's blood

Toby Maguire has to stop all his drunken fighting!