ICE Releases Gavin Newsom Beheading Video | The Onion
ICE Releases Gavin Newsom Beheading Video | The Onion
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ICE Releases Gavin Newsom Beheading Video
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The Democrats run a headless Gavin in 2028.
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Imagine Joe Biden's decrepit old head grafted onto Gavin's supple California liberal body.
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Gruesome footage
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Grewsom
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It is interesting to think about. What, actually, would happen if they did this? Would there be an uptick in protestors? Or would people be cowed? This isn’t France, part of me thinks people would just roll over.
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I don't see libs doing anything. They'll probably post stuff on their social media profile pictures
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It’ll be like the black square trend, but this time they’ll be yanking their tshirt collars over their heads to make it look like they too have been beheaded
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Excuse me? Of course liberals would do something! They'd get out and vote gosh darnit! Vote like their life depended on it!
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"Sir! Sir! Are you aware that beheading people is murder and therefore a crime? Sir! Sir! Please don't walk away from me sir!"
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Lol when they mock thoughts and prayers. Mf they do the same shit essentially
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I genuinely believe they'd get over it in a few weeks
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Nah, i feel like the agent who did the beheading could get one free pass for the wall.
Love your name btw.
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newsome? hardly anyone could care about him lmao
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I would still be upset about all the fascism and kidnappings and stuff, but id have to admit they did something right.
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Imagine not crossposting this in c/fakenews for the aura-farming potential
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The GOP is screwed now. The next fundraising email will seal their fate.
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no more half measures walter
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Bluesky libs love The Onion.
But that article was very unpopular there. I searched for it and I saw it had been posted over and over again the last ~24 hours. Everybody was fishing for likes. I started at the top of the search again and I scrolled down. I stopped after I had seen ~14 posts. The highest rated post was 6 likes.
I guess it's not funny if you can imagine it actually happening in excruciating detail.
I think it would be funny if it happened
It would be hilarious. You love to see it.
Hysterical even
Who else are they going to vote for in 2028?
Somewhere Gretchen Whitmer is crying.
In all seriousness - other than Newsom - it's pretty hard for me to imagine any dem firing up the base and even coming close to winning.
Somewhere Bernie is saying "What am I chopped liver?"