"Chickens figure out enshittification"
"Chickens figure out enshittification"
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I'm gonna lie to my kids and tell them this is the plot of Orwell's Animal Farm.
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They have a cunning plan regarding the humans...
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With suitable prodding, you can get surprisingly great speed out of a chicken, the problem is that guidance is all over the place.
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enshittification
https://livingurbanhomestead.com/how-does-a-chicken-lay-eggs/
The cloaca or vent is the last passage through which the egg travels out of the body. It is also the passage for fecal matter at the end of the digestive tract to be expelled outside the body of the hen.
Hens might have invented enshittification before marketing did. Literally.
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printing and laser etching on egg shells are already a thing. so ads on eggs could very well become a thing, too.. especially if putting production codes or dates directly on them becomes required somewhere--if you're gonna run 'em all through the 'printer' might as well get paid to do it.
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But eggs are already stamped with production location routinely where I live for decades, no ads yet
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Chicken-shittify?
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Enchickification
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Egg-Shittification
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Ads on eggs
Don't give them any ideas, this sounds like it just might be doable and they may seriously consider it
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Its pretty considerable ngl. Eggs have blank shells. Advertizing has no limits!
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Haha
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Where are the farmers tariffs?
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How about in egg egg satisfaction surveys?
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Well they certainly can’t go down to the summit!
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You might be able to charge more for the eggs if you feed them to a civet cat first and then collect the egg laden civet cat shit and sell that as some kind of delicacy.
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When you break the egg an ad jingle plays for Eggbeaters
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Do your worst, I don't even eat eggs.
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I guess you got rent to pay.
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Source but IG ugh, someone got a message to them asking for fediverse posts? https://www.instagram.com/thisecommercelife/
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So, well, they're on substack so I guess that's better, shame it's not @index@activitypub.ghost.org
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You should post this to:
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