Guys, turns out NK isn't a brutal dictatorship after all, they're really an example of "Good Communism"! LMAO

You mean the same People's Republic of China that... checks notes
also has a huge wealth gap
expensive healthcare
you have to pre-pay for any treatments, including emergency room treatments (they will refuse to to treat you if you don't have the money). That shit you see about China having "Free/Socialised Universal Healthcare"? If you actually lived in China, you'd know that doesn't exist.
most people have no health insurance to cover medical expenses
have a strict control of movement within the country. You can't even freely move outside where your 户口 (Hukou - a Household Registration System) is. And migrant workers are essentially treated as an immigrant, even though they are citizens, they face discrimination.
most of the welfare programs you see in the western world doesn't exist in PRC
It's just State Capitalism
I hate know people go USA bad and then pivot towards PRC. I'm like, the EU is right there. Norway, Finland, and all these countries are actually implementing some socialist policies. Even though they are still capitalist, its the most socialist and egalitarian the world that exists on a large scale (beyond just a small commune)
I mean, China still have an all men Politiburo. Zero women in positions where it actually matters. China is literally doing the "Anti-Woke"/"Anti-DEI" thing the US is doing.
- The wealth gap in china is pretty decent tbh, for such a massive country. 0,70 wealth gini. The EU has higher wealth inequality.
  https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_wealth_per_adult
  China's still developing, I'm not really going to call them a trash country economically. It's definitely better than many countries.
  My dislike about it is their authoritarian approach. The lack of privacy. The lack of autonomy for their people.
  Their economy is pretty damn good tho
  They are majorly capitalist. Just a different kind of mixed economy than our European countries. Different approach, but nobody is going to put capital in your country unless they can be certain about keeping ownership of it.
- Why are you talking about their healthcare? PRC has investment banks and a stock exchange.
  
  I'm not sure what you want me to elaborate on.
  PRC does not have a free/socialized healthcare system. There are some government workers who have insurance. My aunts are teachers and I think they have an insurance plan provided by their employment. Before immigrating to the US, my mother worked in sales, and my dad was either a taxi driver or a truck driver or something like that, and they did not have health insurance.
  So its just out of pocket, just like in the US.
- Norway, Finland, and all these countries are actually implementing some socialist policies. Even though they are still capitalist, its the most socialist and egalitarian the world that exists on a large scale (beyond just a small commune)
  Social democracies are not socialism, really ironic when people will accuse DPRK of being a monarchy but like... the Nordic social democracies are monarchies with somewhat decent welfare state and democratic representation
  
  Of course, Social Democracy is not Socialism. But I'm talking about some of the Policies they implemented that are "Socialist".
  Edit: And I don't think the monarchs these days (except for the absolute monarchies) actually do anything. In Constitutional Monarchies, their power is very limited. They mostly just sit around be be celebrities, and hoard up wealth. They don't really have much political power anymore. Its mostly just symbolic.
  (Although, I'm not sure why they still keep up the weird traditions, like just ditch it already. Become a Republic!)

To be fair, Cowbee didn't specify that they successfully tried it!
- Blablabla but that wasn't actually communism but authoritative democrapublic federalopol!
  
  Technically it could be argued that they attempted to implement it, even if they failed 🤷

You're all missing the point of the paraphrase - communism could be a good thing if anyone tried it.... it's sarcasm.
It means that as yet, nobody has actually tried communism. In other words, there has yet to be a communist state - none of the ones the west considers to be 'communist' are actually communist, neither in ideology, or treatment of their people.
- maybe you're aware, but "communist state" is an oxymoron since communism is distinguished by being stateless ...
  My impression of the situation is that the Russian Revolution was attempting a communist revolution, and while the Bolshevik concept of Marxism was very particular (as was the Menshevik conception, as is probably most Marxisms), it's unclear what you mean exactly by "actually tried communism" - are you saying Lenin, Trotsky, and the Bolsheviks never had communism on the mind, that the revolution never actually intended to bring about communism?
  Or are you saying the Bolsheviks never tried skipping straight to implementing the communism Marx theorized about because they focused only on the socialism Marx claimed was necessary and would bring about communism naturally, and thus they only tried socialism but never communism?
  It's probably important context to note that at the time, the Bolsheviks were already the more radical leftists willing to skip ahead and attempt the revolution without the necessary liberal revolutions as a prerequisite. The Mensheviks were more moderate and even more committed stageists, who believed the aristocracy first had to undergo liberalization as Marx theorized before it would be ripe for the seeds of the socialism which would then eventually wither away into communism.
  EDIT: I should say, I don't mean my comment in an antagonistic way, I'm just genuinely wondering what your perspective is on what is or isn't a genuine attempt at communism; without clarification, I just assume you mean these movements, by focusing on socialism, didn't directly implement communism and thus were never really communist. (Which as you might tell by now has its problems, but isn't the worst starting place. I tend to think overly dogmatic readings of Marx and assuming his dialectical materialism still has relevance for predicting the future of human societies could be considered a problem with these movements.) Anyway - just wanted to say, I mean this all in friendliness and cooperation, I don't necessarily disagree with you.
- It's all the CIA's fault!
  mental gymnastics intensifies
  
  to be fair, the CIA did play a large role in undermining communist / socialist-identified governments, and in turn the authoritarians exploited the resultant legitimate fears into justifying slave camps, suppression of civil rights, political purges, and so on.
  
  They only failed because they had to exist within the context of capitalist hegemony!
  November Kelly: "Damn, I hate when I have to exist within a context."

What a shock it's cowbee. Fucking one-note

Easily the most grating excuse. 'It's never been tried!' But they tried to try. Then what happened?
These same people will point to capitalist democracies failing after a century or two, and say, ah-HAH, this inevitable endpoint disproves the entire philosophy! Does this pragmatic analysis apply to what happens in places they like? Does it fuck.
Listen, it's not like liberal democracy gets a pass. Arguing for a republic must have been a right bitch when the only clear example was Oliver Cromwell's fumbling efforts to not be a king. Even after the American revolution went pretty well, the French tripped on their own dicks, straight into a row of guillotines. Government is hard because people are bastards. No safety in anarchy, either, since communes tend to get rolled by the nearest power structure.
There is no system that can't be spoiled by a big enough asshole.
- I'd argue that while the "end goal" has "never been achieved," that doesn't mean it hasn't been tried. They tried it, and they failed before they got to the end stage, every time, typically stopping in autocracy and not progressing further for some strange reason. But by trying to reach that end goal in the first place, by definition you've tried.
  Like if you try to dunk a basketball but break an ankle before you even get off the ground, you still were trying to dunk, you can't claim after that it only counts as a "trial" if you touch the rim just because you're embarassed.
- People. What a bunch of bastards.
- My brain is currently fried and I read the second paragraph as a rap, works pretty well. Good flyting even if unintentional.

Thank you Khmer Rouge… very based, very cool
- Absolutely loved their killing of everyone.
  They basically tried to return to agrarian empire states.

My understanding is that Cuba is actually unbelievably based especially considering US hostility