So that the cronies he packed the court with can take his side anyway?
It has personally saved my ass 👍
That's hilarious. There's a Christian rapper who goes by Bizzle, too, and he even holds the trademark. I almost want to get C&D'd, that would be hilarious
I wouldn't grow if it was illegal but fortunately in Illinois it is 😎 across the river in Iowa, you go to prison for flakes on your shirt it's insane
I planted in January so they've been growing for like 8 months. They were originally going to be indoor plants, but I moved in February to a beautiful place on top of a bluff and suddenly had enough privacy to grow outside, so I figured why not. They flowered really early, then revegged. I've been smoking this all year but the previous stuff wasn't this good, real larfy. I don't think I got it in time and harvested partially revegged buds.
The cycle times in indoor are certainly a pro. I'm beholden to my growing season here, which sucks. This is the first time I haven't had at least one plant growing in probably 5 years. Next year I'm going to start inside in March and plant on 4/20, that way they should only flower once. Fun fact, that's also my wedding anniversary. Mrs Bizzle and I really bonded over our love of the herb and she loves farming with me (unless you work for the government, then I'm the only person that even looks at them).
I've tried a number of different methods, but ultimately I keep going back to joints or a hand pipe if I really need to slow down. I appreciate the vape scene but I hate having to charge stuff. I always have paper and a lighter.
Thank you 🙏
I'm also a trash tier shrooms farmer, if you can grow shrooms weed will be easy
This is the best weed I've ever grown, hands down. Look at it, for crying out loud. I smoke 10 joints a day, my tolerance is outrageous, and I've got the giggles right now like I was 15 again. It's not even dry all the way, let alone cured, and it's amazing. It tastes good, it's not even harsh.
If you're on the fence about growing, do it. If you're on the fence about taking the party outside... DO IT. The sun is something like 1300W/m^2, and it's yours for free. You can just bring the sun home with you. Try getting 1300W/m^2 in your tent, you're going to be fighting heat for your whole cycle. Even you hydro guys should be getting in on this, maybe get a less shitty greenhouse than I did though.
All my compost comes out of my yard and kitchen, and I mostly water with rainwater. I grew this for basically seed cost. If you've been following my grow, you'll know that I didn't do everything right and I had some struggles. I learned a lot this year and I expect next year's harvest to be bigger and bolder.
I've also never trimmed this well, and I'm never doing it again. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I call my wife Mrs Bizzle all the time, she hates it
Has Wagner done anything since Jeka's definitely not suspicious death?
Our Planck length reality voxel isn't made up of physical matter; it's much too small. It's basically just quantum field fluctuations. It probably wouldn't interact with the Higgs field either so stacking them together would be impossible.
Second greatest military in the world
I think they might be second best in Russia by now lmfao
It's not "tear-free" as in it won't make you cry; it's "tear-free" as in it won't knot your hair and tear it when you brush it.
Venereal... c'isease
I'm a medical marijuana patient and I enjoy the finer things in life, so I got the '22 edition copper Zippo. I love it, and it's my lighter that I always have with me, but it was like $80 and I've lost it a couple times 😅
I moved into a creepy old house earlier this year, and now I'm super excited to decorate it for Halloween. I'm looking for some Lovecraft inspired Halloween decorations. I was thinking about for instance writing "Cthulu fhtagn" on the wall in fake blood, maybe like a pentagram. But I'm looking for better ideas too. So I figured, where better to ask than here. Bonus points if it's hacked together on a shoestring budget.
Respectfully yours, Bizzle
One of my plants got damaged in high winds so I chopped it yesterday. I'd give you a Bizzle for scale but I can't fit both of us in the frame 🙄 I'd reckon she's about 5 feet high, though, and I'm about 6 feet, so imagine I'm standing next to it but it's so massive and bushy that you can only see my feet and a few inches of calf. I have tremendous calves, I walk a lot and I never skip leg day, so feel free to let your imagination run wild.
You may notice the root ball at the top. The reason is, I left it in a plastic nursery pot since January. I know that sucks, but the roots were coming through the holes so densely that I couldn't remove it without damaging them and I got scared. Next year, I'm going to use a paper pot so it breaks down in the soil and I wont have to worry about it. I think that would mitigate a lot of the problems I had.
My whole house smells like weed, which I think is sweet. Mrs Bizzle, on the other hand, is paranoid as fuck that she's going to smell like it at work (she's a middle school teacher).
I don't know what day I'm on because I never pay attention to that sort of thing but this strain goes for 8 weeks so I'm prob going to harvest in early October.
The ranger tells me this plant will get torn down in favor of condos in the coming years, which in my opinion is a tragedy. Not as much of one as still burning coal in Anno Domini 2024, but still a tragedy.
He also told me a lovely story about how he tased a bunch of hippies just for being naked and high on shrooms. Come to find out, park rangers are still cops and that sucks.
Pretty cool park though!
Took this last night at sunset. Better pic of Chicago in comments.
It's actually a blessing in disguise that my greenhouse got obliterated because I would be running out of space in there. These are large and in charge. I'm a little nervous I won't have room to hang them.
It was revegged so it's pretty airy but wow it's some good weed.
No kids tonight so me and Mrs Bizzle (or Bizelle, as she hates to be called) made some special s'mores! I think they're 25mg a piece.
After a recent storm demolished my greenhouse, I #BuiltBackBetter with this shitty poultry fence that the previous owner left in my garage. Legally, it's a fence!
Finally got a weekend to ourselves so we came here for our honeymoon and it is ah-mazing. Is Michigan the promised land?
In that fat ass joint is Bizzle's Own Organic Craft Cannabis. It's good, I'm very excited to harvest the rest of my plants in the fall.
Please forgive my wack ass microscope
I'm going to chop off about two feet from each of them, even out the canopy a little bit, and then brace for the stretch at the end of June. Also my cover crop looks awesome, it gives the whole greenhouse a real Secret Garden vibe. I pulled a lawn chair in here, it's my new favorite smoke spot.
Someone was asking me about pests. These have spider mites, they're not super bad but I'm going to spray neem oil anyway. It's not ideal but my ecosystem doesn't have any spider mites predators right now so it's really my only current solution. I'm not interested in non-native predators but if anyone has a line on some Illinois native predatory insects holler at me.
You can also see how well established my cover crop is! I'm a big fan of cover cropping. Monoculture is literally poison to the Earth, so obviously Bizzle don't play that shit.
Anyway the big one in the middle is up to my nose 😂 and they're fully flowering which sucks but I'm learning for next year. Nothing I ever do is a failure, it's just some shit I did.
I'm naming it Smoke on the Water because obviously I am, but I don't want to smash a champagne bottle because I don't drink. What's something pot related I can do instead?
We have been eating a lot of ice cream lately when we get our bake on, but that is not ideal. Bonus points for healthy snacks.
Bizzle @lemmy.world Organic weed farmer and sci-fi enthusiast.
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