What would Darth Woke's powers be?
What would Darth Woke's powers be?
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Consensual Force Choke
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Forced gay marriage
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The dark side of the force is having empathy for people so that.
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I am altering your gender... Pray I don't alter it any further
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I find your lack of faith... alluring.
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Actually get chuds to use the correct pronouns with just a wave of the hand
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Luke, I am your parent
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Kill [redacted] with a single thought.
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The Empire actually had universal healthcare and it's how Vader was kept alive in an iron lung. Bet you didn't think of that one, huh rebels?
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My head cannon is that the Chancellor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center is just space Walter Reed
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I know Star Wars abandoned the naming convention ages ago, but they should be named Darth Tersectionality.
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- Force healing: can even be used to regenerate cells. You can have a fresh supply of vegan meat by just taking the DNA from one animal and then regrowing it over and over again with force heal.
- Force lightning stays: What? You think we're going to use force oil? We're all-electric baby!
- Force terror...and force joy...and sadness. We can only influence people's emotions since we're clearly afraid of facts and logic.
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Can cast Prismatic Ray
https://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/3rd-party-spells/bastion-press/prismatic-ray/
- Using the fabulous secret powers to make others feel the groove.
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