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The Picard Maneuver @lemmy.world

1mo ago

Here, have some unpleasant knowledge about Mario.

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- https://www.mariowiki.com/4koma_Gag_Battle

Whose job is it to go around burying dead Marios?
- Probably the same ridiculously optimistic Toad from the Mario movie.
- The piranha plants probably.
  
  Oh, sure, make the guys with no hands or feet do it!

does Lemmy have an imsorryjon community?
- https://lemmy.world/c/imsorryjon
  
  Aaaaannnnd subbed, I need to dig up that SpongeBob horror comic and post it there lol
  
  Wtf did I just read
  
  Heh, thanks. Subbed.
  
  ….and BLOCKED!!!
- The fact that I already knew the answer to this embarrasses me
  
  Why? I see it on my main feed all the time, it's just osmosis.
  
  XD

Unpleasant is not a word I would have used for this information. Informative is the word I would have used

Does it explain how or why there are so many Marios?
- You ever watch Orphan Black? Based on a true story.
- Mario is a special breed of mushroom given false memories and a backstory so that they will grow to have a hero complex and protect the mushroom kingdom. Only one sprouts from the mother mycelium at a time.

"We still talk about you"
- "We-a still talkabout-a you, woohoo!"

that means whenever the 1up falls down the pit of death because it went the wrong way out of it's block it's just going back to where it came from

Hmm. That doesn't very neatly explain the ones that pop up in places where it's impossible to die.
- Migratory
  
  Are you suggesting 1-up mushrooms migrate?
- Look up ant cordyceps, learn how some fungus can move around, and then have trouble sleeping for a few days.
- Proof that zombies do exist

tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

So the only wasted lives are the ones you have left when you complete the game...

“what did you do to my brother?!“ (pulls out 9mm)

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